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FlyingSquid, in What could have been
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with a really long nipple, I feel like you are mocking me and I am highly offended.

Banned. Also double banned.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I can appreciate most nipples of any size or length but only if they are uniform for both sides. One short and one long nipple is weird. Was one nipple ring heavier than the other?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

By nipple ring, are you referring to the ring his really long nipple made in his sock or are you referring to some kind of jewelry or adornment? Because first one, then the other.

jimmycrackcrack,

It was one nipple ring to rule them all.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s what you’re into.

midori,

Did you just nip that in the bud?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh you.

TheRealLinga, in What could have been

I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just because you don’t have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien’s really long nipple doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn’t actually have a really long nipple. It’s tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

TheRealLinga,

This sounds like the next Pizzagate… NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don’t let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!

Gradually_Adjusting, in What could have been
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like jurt would have laughed at this

Trainguyrom, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

My wife was working at an assisted living facility when those conspiracies were at their peak. She had a coworker who believed in it and tried very hard to convince the residents of the conspiracy too

FlyingSquid, in 4chan prepared me for this debate 😏
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Considering how many groups have taken on the V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask as one of their own symbols, that employee could have gotten fired for any number of reasons.

tacosanonymous,

All of them valid, though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I wouldn’t go that far. White supremacists use that symbol too.

fogstormberry,

i thought they meant all the firing reasons valid… until i read the username

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, I thought they meant the exact opposite. But I can see that now.

Jonny,
@Jonny@kbin.social avatar

I assumed the same as you, but I feel I am going to show my ignorance. What about the user name changed your mind?

De_Narm, (edited )

Anonymous is a hacker group associated with the mask. At least that’s the only thing I could come up with regarding the username.

ignotum,

Lol, “Tacos anonymous” is more likely a joking reference to “alcoholics anonymous” that to the hacker group

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like the only thing that will clear this out is if tacos anonymous clarifies wether or not they’re racist

hemko,

Assume innocence or something

AnonTwo,

To be fair, it's also just the word for someone you don't have a name for.

Easy name to pick when you can't think of a username after dozens of "name already taken" prompts

captainlezbian,

Which is wild because how anyone can read anything white supremacist out of something even based of an Alan Moore comic is wild.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They have almost certainly not read the comic. Probably didn’t even see the film. It’s like all of the cops who use Punisher logos because they’re not aware that Frank Castle absolutely detests cops.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I’d say it’s the same people who believe Rorschach is a good guy.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

They wanted to bomb Parliament

funkless_eck,

They were Catholic and their boss is Henry VIII

FlyingSquid, in should i??
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No. Because you can’t fuck him. Chastity cage, remember?

superduperenigma,

Maybe he’s begging for a pegging?

dewritoninja,

Longing for a shlongging

jaybone,

Dreaming for a creaming.

hikikoma, in should i??

They’re called coins.

Deiv,

Yea, coin you fit this dick in yo mouf

MissJinx, in should i??
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar
Daft_ish, (edited ) in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

I must be bias because I grew up in peak ‘war on drugs’ times. Being young and impressionable I thought there was no way the government could possibly lose. Then they taught us about prohibtion. Then I found out everyone I knew smoked weed.

End of the day, anarchy already exists in the minds of anarchists. The government is inadequate when comes to policing individuals.

When it comes to changing societal norms, you always have to start at the social contract. Otherwise, all you have is a signed piece of paper.

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited ) in should i??

Man where is this dude’s mind when he immediately thinks “chastity cage” when he hears the noise of keys shaking in someone’s pocket. It’s because of people like him why people call queers depraved.

GoddessOfGouda,
  1. There’s no valid reason other than hate to call lgbt people as a group “depraved”
  2. Chastity cages are not exclusive to the lgbt community
  3. Sex addiction is not exclusive to the lgbt community
minnieo,
@minnieo@kbin.social avatar

my brother in christ, it is a joke and this is a shitposting community

Willer, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

bruh this is the worst 4 panel ive seen this week

ThrowawayPermanente,

If by ‘worst’ you mean ‘bravest’ and ‘truest’ and ‘most important’ then I agree

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Making fun of conservatives on a largely liberal-communist website, damn nothing braver than that lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Aren’t liberals and communists bitter enemies?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry I’ll try to illustrate this better.

Liberal ----> Communist

As in, anything to the left of conservative which is the majority user base of the lemmy community. Yes I’m aware liberals are capitalists still, don’t try to play these stupid games you know what I meant.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m not trying to play any stupid games, I’m asking you a question.

No need to get rude about it.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

You’re asking a question meant to illustrate that I don’t know what I’m talking about because you didn’t understand my original comment or you are trying to discredit me because you believe I’m conservative. I’m not, I just think the meme itself is derivative and doesn’t understand the POV of conservatives. They aren’t convinced gay people have all the money, they just hate LGBT people in general because they’re bigots and believe the economy is shit for different reasons entirely.

Strawman arguments seem to be a commonality everywhere, it’s not really useful outside of circle jerking that you’re smart and no one else is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think you are overthinking my comment.

dangblingus,

I hear what you’re saying, but this is why words are so important. They have meaning. Especially political ideologies.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Which is why I said liberal to communist. Moderate left to far left.

GiveMemes,

Making fun of rightoids sure is brave on this site…

funkless_eck,

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don’t believe victims

clearleaf,

The funniest part is how the artist felt the need to write “the left” and “the right” on the characters as if this highly intellectual commentary is too subtle to understand without help. We’ve reached below the point of crappy editorial cartoons.

dangblingus, (edited )

It is too subtle to understand. Without the labels, they’re just random people and the message is lost. We’re not talking about random dumb dumbs that don’t understand how Western oligarchies work, we’re talking about the conservatives that actively cheer it on.

PopcornTin,

This is best content on Lemmy this month.

CluckN,

Political comics are hard to critique because people see it as an attack on the message and not the abysmal quality.

dangblingus,

Isn’t the message the point? Aren’t political cartoons historically the epitome of low-brow art? No one here is writing a thesis on Line Thickness and 17th Century Liberalism Themes In Dilbert.

deaf_fish,

I think the content is good. The art feels a little rough, not sure if it is a style or not. If the original author is new at this stuff, this is pretty good. Everyone has to start somewhere.

AI_toothbrush, in should i??

I wish i was me 10 seconds ago

dejected_warp_core, in We were warned.

Not pictured: Dr. Smooth

(although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)

Sanctus, in should i??
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Ya’ll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.

papalonian,

90% of the time when I’ve seen someone going ape shit in DDR they’re standing exactly like this

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.

Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn’t matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.

Pinklink, (edited )

Uh, then wtf is its intended purpose?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea, but its not for holding onto while playing. You’re more likely to twist your joints that way. Maybe it stops you from backing off the machine on accident?

Pinklink,

There must be a legal point where something is so obviously meant for a use that no amount of “not meant to be used for this super obvious purpose” can no longer protect a company, right?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

If you like to dance around, while grasping something that is immovable. Go for it. You’re gonna hurt yourself like I watched tweens do all throughout the 00’s at Gameworks. The bar was not made to grab.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

My toaster oven’s manual says I have to power it down, clean out the crumb tray, and unplug it after every use or risk starting a fire. After every use. That’s literally what it says. This is what you get when you give the lawyers free rein over the technical writing. It’s insanity.

ysjet, (edited )

It’s for holding onto while playing, there’s literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn’t 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he’s talking about.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.

Rodeo,

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

That hardly proves the intended purpose. Either way, early 2000’s, if you held onto that during play you were weak.

KuroiKaze,

Boy you couldn’t be wronger here, pretty much every perfect attack champion plays like this because it’s an unfair advantage. We shamed these people at our arcade but it doesn’t stop them from setting the highest scores no matter how stupid it looks. Dancing stage fixes this problem well enough.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You can say that but I grew up in Gameworks. The people who grabbed the bar were inexperienced. If you played at home with the matt in between sessions you didn’t need the bar. We used to run town on the fools tied to the machine and not free to move their feet. But all the more to ya I guess.

gears,
Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I was there, Gandalf. You were a weak ass bitch if you held onto the bars. Kids were brutal. I’ll die on this hill cause it was true and I lived it. Even if its not true anymore.

pete_the_cat,

Psh, he only got a C. Amateur.

Viniyur,

It says “not to hang or lean on during play,” not hold on to. You can hold onto it. Just don’t lean or apply significant pressure onto it.

CausticFlames,

It literally says verbatim: “please do not lean or hang on the handrail”

LEAN or HANG. Not saying the guy isn’t doing that, but it says nothing about just grabbing it? You can grab it just fine.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, what do you do when you grab it? You usually follow the grab with your weight. Nobody is just holding it shyly like their first date at the movies. They’re putting their weight on it so they don’t slide off-axis to the dance pad arrows. The intended use doesn’t matter anyway, because this was a sign of a disrespectful player. If you did this while up against someone else you were a dirty player. Thats the truth. Thats why this comment on the chastity belt is funny.

CausticFlames,

And why exactly is it considered “dirty” to begin with? Because its EFFECTIVE. This is what you do to get an advantage, like someone already said.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Because it shows you don’t have the coordination to stay on the mat…

CausticFlames,

It has absolutely nothing to do with coordination in the slightest, wtf are you on about?

By offloading some of your weight even if only a little, you can move your feet faster. This is a fact for everyone even IF you’re already good at DDR as is.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Look, I pointed to the manual. You can interpret that with everyone else however you want. I was originally trying to say the post was making fun of people holding the bar, thats it.

Guntrigger,

I bet you’re a spinner at foosball as well.

Plavatos,

Found the 2018 East Regional DDR runner up.

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, but it was 2004.

Rakudjo,
@Rakudjo@lemmy.world avatar

Somebody clearly hasn’t played dance games since 2004. The old bar-vs-no bar argument has since been shored up with “just play the damn game.” Regardless of original intention for the bar, it’s even highly suggested/nearly required for high-level play anymore.

I haven’t actually read machine manuals for recent releases, but does DDR Ace/SMX/Pump Phoenix still outright state not to lean on the bar?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Since Gameworks closed down in Phoenix I haven’t been to tilt studio to check. The only DDR machine that I know of by me is in a Main Event. I’ll have to check it out. I doubt it has the warning to not lean on the bar. I stated somewhere in this chain that it doesn’t matter anymore. But back in the day it was a big deal. Which is what I interpreted this meme as meaning.

Rakudjo, (edited )
@Rakudjo@lemmy.world avatar

Back in the day - it was certainly quite the deal! I remember that even Pump Speed division at WPF would DQ players for so much as touching the bar. In retrospect, it was such an odd thing for us all to be so particular about - maybe just the newness of the game and maturity of chart design?

You may be interested to know that while bar play has become the norm, some players are still recognized for choosing no bar play at very high levels.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Very interesting! I swore I wasn’t insane and it was a big deal at one point. Thank you for the shared history! It is quite the silly thing now. But boy, I remember quitting a few times when an opponent would start the match, and then quickly reposition to grab the bar as the music started.

Ah that video was a good bridge of nostalgia and gaming interests. These machines have come a long way, and at the same time remained the same.

grandkaiser,

Yeah, well, there’s also a warning label on Q-tips to not stick em in your ear canal.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You also shouldn’t do that. https://hms.harvard.edu/news/why-you-really-truly-should-not-put-q-tips-your-ears. Thats just proven bad. Unlike my losing battle elsewhere. Which, trust me, it was a big deal if you held on. Everyone can argue it. But all I’m seein’ is a bunch of bar grabbers.

I_Has_A_Hat,

Ah yes, warnings written to protect the .02% of users who are too fucking stupid to know not to shove them in as far as possible.

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re children, roughly 12.5k a year. You’re picturing adults jamming these in their ears.

I_Has_A_Hat, (edited )

Let’s say 40% of people in the US will use a q-tip at some point during the course of a year. That’s 136 million people. 12.5K injuries would be .009%.

So again, rules written for a tiny percentage of people too fucking stupid to know not to jam them in as far as they can. And yea, kids are included in that. A lot of kids are fucking stupid.

None of this means that q-tips are remotely dangerous for anyone with even a small amount of common sense.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Where are you getting these numbers from? At least source your shit. You’re just jumping on the same train as everyone else cause I look like an easy target. Here is a source for q-tip injuries. Thats a lot of children you just blatantly grouped together claiming they have no common sense. At least pull some research for your tangential attack that has nothing to do with proper DDR machine usage.

I_Has_A_Hat, (edited )

Lol, that source is not for q-tips injuries. It’s for furniture or TV’s tipping over. Did you just see the word “tip” and run with it?

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I stopped using q tips and had so much wax buildup that I could barely hear out of my ear. Was a terrible week or so before I finally got it cleared with a softener and water administered through a flared syringe. I went right back to using q tips as I had for decades before. All it takes is a bit of sweeping at the entrance of my ears for me to avoid that crazy buildup, so it’s well worth it.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I have a gentle ear cleaning tool that is designed to use warm water to clean your inner ear, and then you clean the outer area with a q-tip. They’re great tools, just not for your inner ear. If your ears aren’t prone to infection I highly recommend a water cleaning device for your ears.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

What’s wrong with his technique? Many people use the bar for balance while playing.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Deutsche Demokratische Republik

nickhammes,

What’s my favorite DDR machine? Der Trabi.

jaybone,

If you lean on the bar in Trabi, the engine falls out.

Viking_Hippie, in 4chan prepared me for this debate 😏

Only took them 3 minutes too! Must be a small company or the world’s most effective HR department!

dopeshark,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he shouted a very specific word, that one that begins with a N

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

I too hate Naturwissenschaft

Viking_Hippie,

My least favorite subject in the Danish equivalent of high school and one of the other classes was Latin!

TheEntity,

"Normies"?

Viking_Hippie,

Nantucket? I heard there once was a man from there…

EatYouWell,

Nincompoop?

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I once got a temporary ban from one of the larger subreddits for calling someone a nincompoop. It was considered “abusive” language. At least that’s what the mods said. I suspect it was more to do with me having an unpopular opinion though obviously I can’t prove it.

TriPolarBearz,

No, he was saying “that” in Mandarin

ReCursing,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

I don't think he is a knight who says "NI!"

abobla,

PLEASE DON’T SAY THIS

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Someone call I.T. in here.

Klear,

Nagger?

SonnyVabitch,

niggardly

abobla,

NcDomalds

IWantToFuckSpez,

Nimrod?

peopleproblems,

“No u?”

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Nitrosomethylurethane

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