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Altofaltception, in milk

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

sbv,

Mrs Claus?

Slovene,

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

Twinklebreeze,

The creature or something, I dunno.

kittenzrulz123,

It’s knife guy

Adi2121, (edited )

Or maybe the meat worm

kittenzrulz123,

Meat worm guy 🪱

MBM,

Christmas guy 🪱

standard_error,

Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Santa’s Milk Pump

VERY NSFW

Slovene,

lemmus.org/post/2275131

Also NSFW

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?

Slovene,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

NakariLexfortaine,

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

DonkeyShot, in How to keep a man

How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨

quicksand,

Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow

funny, in And now the dance!

with sound

SeedyOne,

Gifyu.com is incredibly slow at 100 kb/sec for me (I’m on gigabit). It’s been that way all week and I’m wondering if other noticed it too.

fossphi,

It also bandwidth limits certain gifs after too much traffic

SeedyOne,

Yikes, good to know

nexas_XIII, in Amazed these aren't real

The monster one is real, I used to be a collegiate rep for them and they gave me a ton of condoms to give out (along with the drinks naturally). I’ll see if I can’t find some old photos of them.

GiddyGap,

In case someone can’t read what it says: “Unleash the Beast”

modifier, in Don't even ask.

Parrots were about 6 or 7X their current size back in those days, so it was irresponsible for this shop to have ever hosted them.

MashedTech,

What?

Rusty,

PARROTS WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7X THEIR CURRENT SIZE BACK IN THOSE DAYS, SO IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOP TO HAVE EVER HOSTED THEM.

coffeeaddict,

Sorry, can’t hear you.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats parrots, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?”

Fear and Loathing in the Pet Store.

Smoogs,

I think you may have eaten one too many gummies

bonezey,

Thanks. Was about to ask because I did not get it and thought it’s an US thing.

Someone64,

I hope you’re joking but if you’re not, it’s not true.

bonezey,

Why should I be joking?

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Because you’re a funny guy :)

cosmicrookie, in Listen
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Straight from Facebook

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is Lemmy really this desperate for content?

balderdash9,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/5c6fae46-65fd-4151-ab36-233c4de86fcc.webp

joyjoy,

You know it’s right because it’s loud.

MindSkipperBro12,

Make a better meme then.

ininewcrow, (edited ) in R.I.P.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Also … HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2023!!!

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Died on its birthday, poor thing.

SuckMyWang,

Hmm it was born on its birthday too. That’s crazy

gedaliyah, in Accessible data
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Trying to think of what North Korea, Taiwan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Serbia, Western Sahara, and Liberia have in common?

Kidplayer_666,

Poverty?

Son_of_dad, in *Sniff*

I love detergent ads, love em. Please send me the links to find this one, I wanna watch it right now!

utrinity,

I don’t know this video but the actress in the uhh detergent ad is Krissy Lynn🫡

shadearg, (edited )
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[redacted]

FIST_FILLET, in A lesson in Input Validation

usually i think it’s cringe when people shit on the linguistics of memes, but this is the most non-pov “pov” post i’ve ever seen. the meaning would be the EXACT same if they just hadn’t included the dumbass “pov:” part. fucking spotify marketing intern ass buzzword

Donkter,

Pov: you just posted cringe

FIST_FILLET,

and i’ll go down with the cringe ship if i have to

BleatingZombie,

While I agree with you, this is literally their point of view while this is happening

catfish,

yep, this is the first in a looooong time that I see it used correctly

FIST_FILLET,

technically correct, i concede 🫡

KevonLooney,

That’s… what a photo is. While technically correct, no one would use “Photo:” as a meme format. It’s just redundant and dumb.

fosho,

thanks. now I don’t have to say it.

SomethingBurger,

Nobody:

You: usually i think it’s cringe when people shit on the linguistics of memes, but this is the most non-pov “pov” post i’ve ever seen. the meaning would be the EXACT same if they just hadn’t included the dumbass “pov:” part. fucking spotify marketing intern ass buzzword

FIST_FILLET,

i stand by my cringepost

CaptnNMorgan, in Motorcycle of your dream

Can we see them fuck?

variants,

You can see his arms disintegrate when they slide across the pavement when the robot is done transforming at high-speed

CaptnNMorgan,

But I want to see them fuck.

HonorIsDead, in How to keep a man

Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t even tell that was corn.

giggling_engine,
@giggling_engine@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like yesterday’s corn

_dev_null,
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Reminds me of a joke about a hooker…

NotSpez,

Go on…

Sabre363, in Wait until they get to pineapples...

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d258a753-ac76-45f0-ac41-27e97111a0ba.jpeg

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.

Best party ever!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

BDSMx2 Parties are great

SkyeHarith,

BDSM 2 : Electric Boogaloo

TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

I’ve definitely tried the latter two, but I’m not so sure about the first ones 😂

dalekcaan,

BYOBDSM

bobs_monkey, (edited )

I personally prefer to eat, drink, and dance before I, ahem, dance

AI_toothbrush, in I'm not picky...

Who doesnt love some salty nuts

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That ain’t too bad as well.

Pirky,
@Pirky@lemmy.world avatar

How about Schweddy Balls?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.

NikkiDimes,

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Let’s find out!

ininewcrow, in And these are their journeys...
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6353ca52-aa28-4dd9-85fd-6a36a7508260.png

ummthatguy,
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https://y.yarn.co/dc0639a9-c5c3-43e7-9479-c5da253f9996_text.gif

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