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ARk, (edited ) in It makes you wonder...

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

Melt,

It’s the eyes popping forward

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

ARk,

is that a nose?

hikikoma,

zoomie pls…

Otakulad, in A genre of Country Music...

He looks like Neil Breen and treats people like Neil’s movies. Terrible.

Ser_Salty,

If only Elon did the same thing as The President of the Bank

DaCrazyJamez, in Coffee with extra sugar?

I have propped myself up on coffee too many times to count - it can work, but it takes several cups (and some preemptive imodium)

Diabolo96, in Me when I hear someone is on lemmy

Canada’s going communist ? They need freedom ASAP. /j

Got_Bent, in A genre of Country Music...

Does he have a dog? We need a dog in there somewhere.

schmorpel,

Well I guess his monkey died, does that count?

XenoK,
@XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, yes. Wishing death to pets… Truly a lemmy moment it seems

Got_Bent,

I mean, I was thinking more along the lines of ran away, but if you must assume the worst of every anonymous Internet user, I suppose I get it.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Right? Like Grimes could have left with the kid and the dog.

andrew_bidlaw, in A genre of Country Music...
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Call it Elon-core.

Lemjukes, in David's big break.

Thoroughly unsurprised it’s an Always Sunny credit.

DumbAceDragon, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

The 2500 a month in porn is for furry commissions.

phoenixz, in A genre of Country Music...

He’s a successful scammer, for sure, but at the end of the day still a scammer who got fired for incompetence and then got lucky.

PersnickityPenguin,

A scammer who is the CEO of 2 of the most valuable companies in the US…

IHadTwoCows,

“most valuable companies” lol

IHadTwoCows,

That’s how scammers work, yes …

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you going to tell us next that cigarette companies didn’t scam the public when they knew that their products caused cancer and didn’t reveal it because Phillip-Morris was so valuable?

How about Theranos? At peak it was worth $9 billion. Not a scam, right?

Honytawk,

A scammer who used his money he made through scamming to become CEO, and then to scam even more:

  • Scams his employees by paying too little or not at all
  • Scams his money lenders by breaking their investment
  • Scams his customers by asking premium prices for underperforming products
  • Scams governments out of funding
  • Scams new tech startups by suing them in order to be called a founder
  • Scams every person in every country his companies operate in by not paying the taxes he is owed
PersnickityPenguin,

I wasn’t talking about Twitter.

SpaceX launched 60% of three global space launch market, I would say that’s pretty damn important. Also, Starlink.

In any case, it’s obviously the people who work at these companies that are doing the work, not Mr muskrat.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I think you meant “least valuable”, because they’re garbage.

I want downvotes too, you know.

jimmydoreisalefty, in I will not elaborate

I will elaborate on the song.

“Feel Good Inc.” is about criticism of herd mentality, isolation, and escapism.

genius.com/Gorillaz-feel-good-inc-lyrics

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Pls help
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Take a warm bath then go to the doctor. This is above our pay grade.

GrammatonCleric, in Me when I hear someone is on lemmy
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

They said Lemmy, not LENIN

chemicalwonka, in A genre of Country Music...
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

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FreshLight, in I will not elaborate

Honestly, this feels like one of those tasks in a test that you can’t solve with what you learned but only by knowing what the prof wants and it’s bs…

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It may be stupid, but I promise that there’s a clear “answer” to this meme that came to me in a Diphenhydraminic delirium. The relationship takes advantage of phonetics and retroactive meaning, instead of visual similarities (or in this case, differences).

FreshLight,

I’ll give it another try

ARk,

many big words

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kitsuneofinari, in Like it or not, I won
@kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net avatar

Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.

panic,

Got a link?

kitsuneofinari,
@kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net avatar

Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1186afff-d068-4021-a0ed-7a91790231f4.png

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