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Rentlar, in Fuck them right in the...?

Ich liebe die e-Busse

SomethingBurger,

eBussy hehe sounds like pussy

Gen Z humor…

ILikeBoobies,

(B)oy p(ussy)

It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing

Overshoot2648,

Well, it evolved in Gen Z humor as you had car-ussy and clussy fever.

SomethingBurger,

Claude Debussy

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis

OpenStars, in Me IRL
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Who… did NOT!?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Orphans

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Watch your mouth young man!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D

BeefPiano,

My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Can I move in with you?

J/k. Unless like, you were into it? :-P

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a good one, will borrow it 👍.

Though my son might just do that and slap some mayo on a piece of bread and wash that down with water.

BeefPiano,

The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not bad, but it’s not really good either. Sure, mayo has proteins from the eggs, but it also has a lot of fat (oil), so… some lettuce or a tomato would be nice, not just water 😒. He freaking loves water, you have to have a water bottle with you at all times. That is good, I know, but you can’t replace veggies with water.

BeefPiano,

I mean, you can’t have candy for dinner. We can figure out something, even if it’s just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

captainlezbian,

Me, mom resisted cooking when possible and understood she was bad at it. Eventually my sister and I became better cooks but by then the family fell apart and the parents couldn’t sit together for a whole dinner peacefully every night.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Indeed, life does not always fall so neatly into our little boxes that we sometimes try to use to describe them.

0nXYZ, in mustard

Ole Mustard Balls

TwoBeeSan,

🎵 it’s Ptsd Paul 🎵 he’s got mustard on his dick and balls 🎵

user1234, in Seymour Cocks
Viking_Hippie,
Naja_Kaouthia, (edited ) in Try it yourself at home!
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

The last time I played refrigerator Tetris I was cleaning up bubble tea for a half hour.

Edit: Jenga. Refrigerator Jenga.

Slovene,

Yeah, refrigerator Jenga. Refrigerator Tetris is when you have to fit all the groceries you just bought inside the seemingly tiniest of fridges.

gaifux, in Piers Morgan gets owned

Interesting! When does he get owned?

Soulg,

Obama is a capitalist so someone who is a communist would have no reason to view him as a hero

gaifux,

But someone who is a communist wouldn’t exactly be owning anyone right?

Mango,

The brainwashing really got this guy good.

gaifux,

Jokes are tough to handle sometimes!

Mango,

You’re a joke.

gaifux,

DAYUM now that’s the owning I was waiting for. Excellent rebuttal!

Exosus,

Woosh…

ChillCapybara,

It’s always the baby accounts with this nonsense. Like 5 sad guys tops, making new accounts just to spew bullshit. Get a better hobby.

Lokisan,

Isn’t that a joke about property and communism? Not being able for a communist to own anything?

msage,

But that’s not even ultimately true. Infrastructure and utilities should belong to public.

No one, and I repeat, not a single oofing one, is going to use your dildo.

Lokisan,

Oh I know that’s no true. It’s just that I had reasonable doubt weither it was a silly joke or a troll. Can be both actually

msage,

I’d say that’s a troll

gaifux,

9 upvotes for a needlessly lude humorless comment. I’m really starting to feel at home here ♥️

Funkwonker,
@Funkwonker@lemmy.world avatar

*lewd

Come on now, if you’re going to be a pedantic ass, proofread your comments.

gaifux, (edited )

You’re correct here, though It’s hard to take you seriously when you don’t understand what communism even is lol

Bummer, you just deleted your post where you clearly indicate a lack of understanding of communism. Your lack of accountability would siyt a communist system so it’s starting to make sense to me

Funkwonker, (edited )
@Funkwonker@lemmy.world avatar

Bro, you think the government controls the means of production in communism. Where do you get the audacity to claim anybody else doesn’t know what they’re talking about? 😂

I know I’m wasting words with this, but genuinely, read some theory.

gaifux,

Interesting that you think it doesn’t. I suppose that’s why you support it. That is the textbook definition- you know, those things you’re supposed to be reading?

Funkwonker,
@Funkwonker@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, you want a textbook definition, do ya?

Communism (from Latin communis, ‘common, universal’) is a left-wing to far-left sociopolitical, philosophical, and economic ideology within the socialist movement, whose goal is the creation of a communist society, a socioeconomic order centered around common ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange that allocates products to everyone in the society based on need.

I went ahead and put a relevant section in bold.

gaifux,

It’s tough to get past the first paragraph, so I understand. If you had continued reading you’d understand that this common ownership needs to be enacted by the State. I’ll wait while that sinks in.

gaifux,

Jeez, I’m willing to wait but it’s taken quite a while to power past that first sentence on Wikipedia 😂

Decoy321,

Stop spamming the user, please. One more comment and you’ll get banned.

gaifux,

What happened? I thought you were schooling me about the structure of communism? I’m here to learn my dude, learn me

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk I might be persuaded

gaifux,

So you don’t like jokes huh? Sorry ChillCapybara think we need to talk about your username lol

mydude,

Only if that someone was given to him by the state.

MataVatnik, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Some basic facts about your hero Stalin

ZombiFrancis,

Defeated Hitler.

And a lot of his rivals.

And non rivals.

And civilians.

Exosus,

To be fair… soviet Russia should’ve absolutely steamrolled Germany with even a half decent leader.

Stalin almost let Hitler win by being just about the dumbest fucking leader on the planet. And that includes whatever idiot was leading the French.

Geobloke,

Had a cool hat alter ego called rainbow stylin

TSG_Asmodeus,
PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Same response applies tbh

MataVatnik, (edited )
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I would agree Mr PP Boy, but my self proclaimed communist friend from childhood loved Stalin. And last I ran into him he was reading Maos theory. Guy was 27 years old at that point too.

Annoyed_Crabby,

That logic lol. It’s like me saying my american friend read mein kampf and love hitler, thus all american is nazi.

AngryishHumanoid,

So for those of us following along at home, you know a guy who believes a thing, therefore you have applied that belief to all people who proclaim to believe a different thing?

MataVatnik, (edited )
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

And his friends. And the people in the Marxist Leninist instances here.

Also, another really smart dude I talk to regularlu, he says he would consider himself a Marxists. Probably not a Tankie, but still says stupid shit saying that the war un Ukraine is the US fault and its a result of NATO expansionist. Which is wrong for so many reasons. And his grandma was a communist China apologist.

Communism is stupid, and the people that follow it are dogmatic and have no pragmatic basis for their “theory” other than their feelings. If it offends go cry about it.

AngryishHumanoid,
MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t agree with it so it must not be true lol damn like evangelical christians

AngryishHumanoid,
kofe,

Have you read anything by Marx?

authentic_account,

The answer is usually “I don’t need to.”

kofe,

Or apparently not replying at all, in this case. My favorite is the Jordan Peterson response, though: “I had over 6 months to prepare for a debate on this topic after decades of claiming to be an expert and showed up to admit I could only be bothered to read his manifesto”

Donkter,

As is the way.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in At least I don't discriminate
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

But I’m a white people

taanegl,

Not fond of them either, and I’m a white people too. It’s probably because we’re not working hard enough that we’re constantly miserable. So work harder, ok? That’s our identity, our cultural history, what we and nobody else do the best, because we’re so strong.

It’s not like all our cultural history has been homogenised through the imperialism of capitalism. Absolutely not. I love rebuying crap all the time for the sake of yearly money making events. It’s great! I don’t need to learn how to make things, despite it being critical to personal and local cultural development. Definitely not soul crushing at all. I absolutely love it. Being fed through an exploitative machine that spits me out every day. It’s the best.

Especially looking at other white people, with their dead eyes, living in little boxes, little boxes, sacrificing all their individuality to freight kids too and fro, the women getting the worst of it once more, having to live half their life in the goddamn car, perhaps meeting with relatives maybe once a year, like some reunion with people you don’t know anymore so you can “catch up”, eventually leading to the the kids feeling isolated so that they can one day be chewed up and spit out by the same very same machine. It’s the circle of the nuclear family.

It’s just the bees knees. Definetly not creepy at all. It might sound like the makings of a bland dystopia, but it’s growth… and growth is important… just not personal growth. You gotta be rich for that. Eat, pray, love. Remain beige. Remain nondescript. Be culturally incognito.

…now where did I put that valium?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Lovely comment. No notes.

Sprokes, in mustard

Why mentioning that they are a veteran?

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Muh veterans, think of the veterans, poor poor veterans

Kolli,

It’s obvious. He has soldier’s training.

ExLisper,

Because it’s fake.

AnotherExist,

it’s a wet terran, human covered in mustard

samus12345, in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

A fucking book? Like the Kama Sutra?

0nXYZ,

I’ll allow it.

Jaybob32, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes 1149 licks

xia,

Or one continuous lick.

0nXYZ,

I need a spindle speed in order to record a duration?

Vinny_93, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Upvote for title

sleen,

Upvote for comment

kittenzrulz123, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I recognized this and I’m not old… Am I?..

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Buddy, I’ve been asking the same question for a while now, and as a far as the youth is concerned, we’re ancient.

Chocrates,

No cap.

twack,

Based.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Rly doe, fam, u be trippin’ if u think u got drip… sheeeesh. Cheugy like no cap

Pinklink, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

mwproductions,

“Until the second half of the twentieth century, mortarboards were often worn by schoolteachers, and the hat remains an icon of the teaching profession.” [source]

So they weren’t saying that he just graduated, they were saying that he was learned (the tortoise even says, “he is the wisest of us all”).

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

MBM,

Which is ironic because owls are pretty dumb

beizhia,
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how it used to be. You asked questions to people who were believed to be wise, and then their answer was what the truth was. And most of the things we “knew” were just wrong.

Not that it’s less complicated now…

jettrscga,

You’re focused on that? Why was the boy naked with only a tootsie pop, and talking to an owl?

boonhet, in 🎵that's life🎵

Work is pretty much the same, but depending on your job it can be way worse, or actually not that bad. I’ve had both.

Started off in a repetitive job with highly demanding monthly targets that we’d need to hit to get our full bonus (which was a significant part of total comp, salary was low as hell). It was an endless cycle of “X more days until Friday”.

I transitioned into software engineering. Ya know what? Occasionally I was EXCITED for the next work week. It’s still work and it’s hella stressful and sometimes you wish you could take the next 5 years off and have no obligations. But a lot of the time, you’re not actively waiting for the weekend anymore. Helps that my commute before I transitioned fully to home office was a 12 minute walk and I had after-work activities on weekdays to be excited for.

LwL, (edited )

School for me was living hell for 5 days a week, working for me is alright and at least i also have money to use in my free time. Which I have less of of course, but even if school hadn’t been hell I’d never want to go back.

Which is to say, if anyones reading this who’s still in school and is getting discouraged from people saying working is worse, don’t be. It’s very subjective and depends on your job too. If school feels like torture, work will probably be an improvement.

weeeeum,

Honestly the worst thing about school were the other kids. Everybody are little psychopaths and are utterly ruthless. At work everybody just wants to get paid and no one really gives a shit about other’s business (YMMV though).

Also there’s no homework, which is a godsend as somebody with ADHD. Just show up, work your little butt off and go home, nice and simple.

LwL, (edited )

Yep, the other kids traumatized me for life lol. And they didn’t even hate me or anything, as I found out by them becoming generally fine to interact with in like 11th grade when they were 17+.

The homework I was thankfully able to just flat out ignore. But that along staying up way too long and as such struggling to stay awake in class lead to friction with teachers, so once the other kids weren’t a problem anymore, it was instead the classes themselves. Which were also just mostly very boring and very slow, and I’m suspecting I also have adhd.

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