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obinice, in Me IRL
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Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.

You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.

0x4E4F,
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Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.

Nikls94, in Modern art

I think the only thing I didn’t do was…. I don’t know. Nearly everything shown here have I done as a little child.

fidodo,

Picasso said “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child”

Nikls94,

So the answer to the question of what beauty and art really is, is a child?

hexabs, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Idk about old, but lemmy does skew American enough for me to mot understand this.

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

WashedOver, (edited ) in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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Well that’s one way get your daily allotment of between 10,000 and 20,000 specialized erotogenic nerve endings of several types for those that had their’s lobbed off.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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At least the foreskins can now become useful again in this new tablet

ignotum, in Help guys what do I do

Just have every second toe removed to make space

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Plastic surgeon here I come

ignotum,

That’s a weird reaction to getting your toes removed, but i’m glad you’re giving the surgeon a heads up

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Gotta fix them scars

papabobolious, in This is too relatable

That is extremely American looking

ziixe,
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I live in the middle of nowhere in Europe and all is true except the outside picture and the fact that there isn’t anything to walk to (except if you want to take a 20km hike trough a forest to get to the city, and then do another 20km back)

crony,
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Same, just change to Croatia and closest “city” being 8km away.

creditCrazy, (edited )
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I’m In middle of nowhere north east amarica and replace walking through a forest your climbing hills steap enough to be considered cliffs, and you have my childhood. It amazes me that I biked all that just to visit a ice cream stand.

MaoZedongers, in Me IRL

yup, except she didn’t cook every day.

0x4E4F,
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Meeh, still better than not having cooked at all 🤷.

crony, in Seymour Cocks
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Good one.

shalafi, in Me IRL

My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.

It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.

My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.

0x4E4F,
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Yeah, my kid doesn’t eat that much as well… which is weird, cuz neither his mom or me did that when we were young. I mean, we didn’t overeat, but we did eat regularly.

Now that I think about it, my mom fed me blended meals till the age of 4. I was lazy, didn’t wanna chew my food 😂. And she fed me meals while I was playing or watching TV till about I was 5… yeah, he’s not that different from me 😂.

SendMePhotos,

Yo, I did that, too. My kid always tried something new, I loved it.

dojan, in Is that your boyfriend?
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I’m never planning on lifting 225 kilo, but good luck to anyone who is trying to!

Aurenkin,

Yeah that’s insane. I’m barely able to do 105kg, pretty sure I’d have to get bitten by a radioactive spider to have a chance of getting to 225

datelmd5sum,

or an anabolic spider

trouble,

It’s 225 pound or 100kg converted

dojan,
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Oh. The point stands! I can carry my dog, he’s about 35kg. Beyond that I’ll pay someone to carry stuff for me.

Matty_r,
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225kg is world record levels. Very few people can do that.

Kolanaki, in Help guys what do I do
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Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Smoking salmon mostly

can, in Help guys what do I do

Toe socks

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Now my toes are too close to my wet socks

jaschen, in consequences

The dish that the dog is eating is a very traditional Taiwanese (Chinese) hot pot.

It’s called Spicy Duck Blood Hot Pot.

youtu.be/pxZgaPgwfEI?si=GaRc1KfVB_HFFNeE

If you haven’t had it, I invite you to Taiwan and check it out.

baseless_discourse,

Do Taiwanese actually use a spoon to scoop the duck blood instead of a strainer spoon?

jaschen,

I think most of us just use our chopsticks and pick it up.

plantedworld, in Help guys what do I do

When I was little I struggled with this. I would weave a tissue between my toes and it helped

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

wesker, in Help guys what do I do
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I’ve been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

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