lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

don, in Help guys what do I do

Move feet farther apart

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Makes sense

JusticeForPorygon, in Help guys what do I do
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Get wide fit shoes. Changed my life.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Wide toe boxes are amazing.

OpenStars, (edited ) in Help guys what do I do
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you’d love that you little ex potus

SingularEye, in Help guys what do I do

buy toe spacers

dditty, (edited )

I got a pair but haven’t yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

crawancon,

this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No shoe, just toes

abirdperson, in Help guys what do I do
@abirdperson@lemmy.world avatar

Cotton balls

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a feeling I didn’t know my balls could feel

AVincentInSpace, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

Lepsea,

With My Corn Seed

CCF_100, in consequences

Oh look, an actual shitpost…

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t get those very often

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Put three days on the clock.

nifty, in 🤢...
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, you can never tell with people. Go to someone’s house, and maybe they’re secret toilet-brush-in-dishwasher people. And there you are, innocently using their dishes.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

Mango,

I just never go anywhere.

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Using their poop knife.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Imagine going to someone’s house for the first time without bringing your own poop knife. I thought we all learned from that hilarious story that some houses don’t even have a poop knife 😆

Llewellyn,

That meme is so tired.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

That’s just the meme lifecycle. You gotta know when to cut the poop and when to flush, and maybe this is one poop that has been cut enough.

Or “quit mincing poop” as my gram used to say whenever I would take too long with something.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

to chop salads

BugFinder,

Have you heard of kitchen sink spaghetti? Well now you have. Enjoy the meatballs!

DillyDaily,

Sometimes it’s great having life threatening allergies - my whole life I’ve never trusted food that anyone else has made, I have perfected the art of the polite rejection.

I see things like kitchen sink spaghetti, dishwasher fish, and now dishwasher toilet brush, and I look back at how I’ve coincidentally dodged all those bullets.

(Growing up, in my house “kitchen sink spaghetti” was sometimes also called “crisper drawer pasta”, it was all the wilted, sad vegetables that had been neglected in the fridge. Chopped, roasted, pureed, and served on pasta… No actual sink involved, we just called it kitchen sink spaghetti because it contained “everything except for the kitchen sink”…so learning that some people genuinely use the bare sink to drain pasta - and not just for click bait and views was disgusting eye opening)

Theharpyeagle,

As a wise man once said, “you can’t eat at everybody’s house.”

weird_nugget,

Thank God dishwashers are not that common in my country because I’m sure stupid people would use it like this.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in consequences
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are

Kecessa,

Not about the stomach, it’s about the heat on the way out!

xpinchx,

I used to love spicy food but I have a sensitive tummy now.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I’m generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had the burning booty of death before, but the two things aren’t really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if I’m sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?

ngdev,

As someone who thinks the “Last Dab” sauces from Hot Ones aren’t spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something that’s too salty now.

unexposedhazard,

Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.

Kecessa,

That varies from person to person.

unexposedhazard, (edited )

Just checked cuz i have been asking myself that a couple times and apparently it’s 50 hours on average

numberfour002,

50 hours sounds like that’s average for how long it takes for food items to be fully digested and completely excreted from the body under normal circumstances, but not necessarily an average minimum amount of time for how long it takes food to start exiting the body in feces.

Those are very different data points, especially in the context of a discussion about spicy foods.

Spicy hot foods are typically spicy because of a chemical called capsaicin, which is an irritant in mammals. In high enough amounts and/or in sensitive people, capsaicin can irritate the lining of the digestive system and that irritation can have a laxative-like effect to varying degrees. In response to irritation, digestive motility / speed will increase, and the general trend is that the quicker something moves through the digestive tract, the less completely it is processed and digested.

Basically, if someone eats too much spicy food for their tolerance level, it is fairly typical for that to move through the digestive system more quickly than average AND the feces will contain proportionally more capsaicin. So, bowel movements less than 24 - 50 hours after eating the spicy food and a burning sensation associated with the act due to undigested capsaicin actually does make sense.

unexposedhazard,

i see, that makes sense i guess.

thanks for the quick summary :D

Kecessa,

You don’t eat as spicy as you think you do then…

ImFresh3x, (edited )

Just made salsa last night.

4 tomato 1 onion 1 bunch of cilantro 1 lime 6 Serrano 6 jalapeño 6 habanero Salt

That’s about 1 habanero per small bowl. Most people wouldn’t eat a full habanero, or even taste that salsa.

Never had an issue internally with spicy food.

azertyfun,

Because it’s so hard to believe that some people’s digestive systems work differently. Gut microflora is notoriously undiverse in humans. Surely the more likely explanation is that the person you’re responding to managed to go their whole life without ever eating spicy food despite actively seeking it out. /s

Maybe there’s a spice level at which I’d get bad shits, but I haven’t gotten so much as a tingle yet and I already have the highest tolerance than any white guy I know. You can be a spice snob and say “you haven’t met my guy Rajesh yet”, but almost no-one saying “spice gives me bad shits” has met Rajesh either so I don’t see the point.

Kecessa,

As I replied in another comment, do an “hot ones” evening going all the way up to 1m SHU and tell me your ass came out ok.

ImFresh3x,

Done this for fun several time with friends. Not an issue. That da bomb sauce def burns the mouth tho.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Please make me your spicy ass food, please.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cmon over anytime

Droggelbecher,

It has never happened to me and I’m a spice fiend too. I’ve never gotten diarrhea from Mexican food either.

Kecessa,

My girlfriend felt the same way until we had a “Hot Ones” party where the spiciest sauce was 750 000 SHU. She went to the bathroom the next morning and I just heard “Ooooooooooooh”…

GBU_28,

Everyone is different. You can’t change your butthole

Ephera,

I’ve heard before that it helps a lot, if you eat a lot of fiber…

Sekrayray,

It’s really weird, but as I’ve aged spicy food has really begun to bother me. I absolutely LOVE how it tastes in my mouth—even the hottest levels of heat are enjoyable to me.

I’d say around the age of 25 it started bothering me some. Then it got worse as I approached 30. Now in my early 30s I can hardly eat anything that’s above “mild” without GI distress several hours later. I’m talking about a horrible burning sensation in my abdomen where it feels as though I can actually track the food moving through my GI tract. The next day I feel ill enough on the toilet that I have to make sure I don’t have plans for the first 1-2 hours of my day.

It’s super sad because I love spicy food, but it’s not worth the payback. I myself work in healthcare and I’ve searched and searched for something that can physiologically explain that phenomenon (getting worse over the years) and there’s not really anything explained in the literature. All I can think of is something to do with changes in GI flora.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah mine has gotten worse over time as well. When I was a teenager, I could eat anything. Now if I get a half scoop of the Chipotle hot salsa on my burrito, I’ll start feeling it 3 or 4 hours later. It sucks.

slaacaa,

Yes, it’s an age thing. Even a few years ago I was impressing my asian colleagues with how much I can take, and regularly ate ghost chili and carolina reapers for fun with friends.

Now at 35, had/have some problems down there, and the doctor told me to lay off spicy food, as I had a minor inflammation of my colon.

Same conclusion as you, I love it, but it’s just not worth it. Good news though: I heard that it’s really just a tolerance building thing, so if I stay off really spicy foods for a while, then I should be able to enjoy light spices later.

Wanderer,

I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

db2, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

they knew, from the start

HonkTonkWoman,

If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

Gork,

Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Steve,

No, semen please.

evasive_chimpanzee, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

RavindraNemandi, in Modern art
@RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network avatar

A lot of this stuff is really cool tho. People rag on modern art because they dont understand it or because they are pushing a regressive worldview onto others. This stuff is good/important because it is weird.

CptEnder,

Yuh there were some real good ones in here with pretty strong messages - woman in vacuum seal.

Also the high jump one was just cool af.

Lucidlethargy,

I’ve also seen the emperors clothes. They are absolutely magnificant!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ngl I respect the eyelash painter regardless.

Everyone else is just part of a money laundering scheme.

She’s willing to suffer for the art at least.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK… each to his own I guess 🤷.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m with you this shit was all weird.

ThrowawayPermanente,

I also thought it was brave, provocative, and transformational.

ElderWendigo,

And for as weird as they may seem at first blush, many of these obviously took real skill, thought, and effort to execute. Some of these would even be dangerous or deadly without that effort.

PraiseTheSoup,

Could you please give some timestamps for the many instances which you believe took real skill? Because I didn’t see a single one.

Voyajer, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I would hope so, GenZ would have seen that commercial growing up. Edit: Actually isn’t it still being aired?

ColeSloth,

I haven’t watched a TV commercial in probably over a decade, but I guess I kind of assumed that they were still showing these.

afraid_of_zombies, in 🎵that's life🎵

Look on the brightside. You still have the weekend when you are in school. Wait until you get a family and every single fucking weekend is taken up events you don’t want to go to but you get nagged into.

makyo,

Yeah but most people in school have to hold a side job too to make ends meet

afraid_of_zombies,

Including me.

I would gladly take a side job over another weekend birthday party. Work isn’t supposed to be fun, there is something insulting about being dragged to something supposed to be fun but isn’t.

As I am typing this it occurs to me I have a solution to my problem. Thanks for inspiring me.

makyo,

Haha nice. Might I also recommend taking up a very time-consuming yet rewarding hobby?

Chocrates,

Eh, OP may be complaining but if they have a family then their family deserves some of their time. A hobby isn’t gonna make the responsibilities disappear, just give them another thing to compete for their time.

Op needs to talk to their family and figure out how to make time for self care.

makyo, (edited )

True, but that still fits with the hobby idea - they could use a personal interest to drag their family into instead of always being dragged to everyone else’s things

son_named_bort,

I had homework during the weekend when I was in school…

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Hey, you don’t need a family to have your whole weekend eaten up by a bunch of shit you don’t wanna do.

afraid_of_zombies,

I don’t know. Had a few good years between marriage and uni where I could fill my weekend with fun stuff. That was pretty nice.

Coreidan,

Then why did you decide to have kids?

moon, in 🎵that's life🎵

With school, you have something to look forward to. It’s supposed to end at a certain point. Just wait until you get into the workforce.

mojofrododojo,

as Floyd said… The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #

    Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134217728 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 20975616 bytes) in /var/www/kbin/kbin/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/Profiler/FileProfilerStorage.php on line 171

    Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134217728 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 4210688 bytes) in /var/www/kbin/kbin/vendor/symfony/error-handler/Resources/views/logs.html.php on line 38