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Steveanonymous, in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer
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Mayor humdinger is a human trafficker

Zachariah, in Perpetual motion machine
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magnets… how don’t they work?

robotica, in Nothing in his mind but the f o o d i n t h e p o t

Whatever is in that pot, I wouldn’t call food…

ettyblatant,
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I think it is bone broth

Stanwich, in How much for cuddles?

She’s gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He’s just gonna point to the chart. Doesn’t say who from?

GrapesOfAss, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

What about Grapes of Ass?

betheydocrime, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

Well a duck walked up to a lemonade stand,

and said to the man running the stand,

“Hey, got any grapes?”

And the man said,

“The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.”

The duck said,

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”

And then he waddled away, waddle waddle

Aqarius,

That is some prose, right there.

ikapoz, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

May thy knife chip and shatter.

walter_wiggles, in Cam girls

I’m just trying to keep my Fem Boi Investigator happy.

anemoia_one, (edited )

The unixsocks community is actually solely posts by remote NSA agents

Mango, in Learn something new every day

I lost the game. I’m not even mad.

jabathekek, in Cam girls
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peak cia propaganda

ryan213, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
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You mean Gapes of Wrath? Oh wait, wrong community.

FlyingSquid,
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Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

ryan213,
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Any of the nswf communitities.

MightyGalhupo, in Learn something new every day

Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

SlurpDaddySlushy,

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

Kushia,
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I get it now thanks to you but I still think it’s stupid.

Donkter,

It would be a lot funnier if you had discovered it in middle school.

Zomg,

That’s kind of the point though

SlurpDaddySlushy, (edited )

It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

go_go_gadget,

Sometimes I think as many as six stupid things before breakfast.

faceula,

I love a bit of R.D.Laing.

smuuthbrane, in Perpetual motion machine
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Aw, I was hoping it was a drill under the table with a huge bar magnet on it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Average twilight fanfiction
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No I’m pretty sure this happened in book 1

Kolanaki, in Time for some saturday gaming, guys
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What it feels like to chew new THC infused 5 gum.

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