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JustMy2c, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Will you fight me for bread?

Isakk86,

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They’re terrible for us, don’t give us bread.

RGB3x3,

Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can’t eat burritos.

JustMy2c,

Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.

THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe…

reverendsteveii, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

when one feels like a duck, one is happy…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And when two feel like ducks, two are happy together ❤️

RGB3x3,

QUACK QUACK!

nodimetotie, in mustard

I remember seeing this on Reddit a while ago. Doesn’t make it less fun, of course. Just saying.

Nika03,

I steal these from discord. I don’t use Reddit anymore.

I_Fart_Glitter, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

This commercial aired during the Superbowl in 2006, which was like… 5 years ago… right…?

Beelzebob,

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

The original commercial aired in 1968

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esc27, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear they even make a gluten free version…

KillerTofu, (edited )

Yeah but is it vegan?

esc27,

Yes, but it is not organic.

Laticauda, in 🤢...

I mean logically the kind of shit that grows on your dishes isn’t much better for you than the literal shit that a toilet brush would scrub out of your toilet bowl. They both contain a lot of the same bacteria, you wouldn’t be much better off licking an old used plate that has been sitting in a moist environment for a few days before you put the dishwasher on than you would be from licking a toilet brush. Well made dishwashers are designed to vigorously wash and, with the right settings and detergent, sanitize everything inside them so that they are safe to eat off of. Heck the machines they use to sanitize surgical equipment are essentially fancy dishwashers. But emotionally I couldn’t do it. Even if I used the best dishwasher known to man and rewashed everything multiple times, I just wouldn’t be able to get over that mental hurdle.

Aux,

It’s not about killing microbes, it’s about getting rid of pathogens and spores they create. You can’t steam that away. For example, botulinum toxin can withstand up to +85C and botulinum spores can withstand boiling water. No dishwasher will make your stuff safe from botulinum.

Laticauda,

Hot water isn’t the only thing cleaning your dishes you know.

Aux,

Yes, but none of the things inside the dishwasher are rated against fece transmited pathogens.

Laticauda,

Considering you can find traces of human feces on literally every surface inside a human home, I imagine you mainly need stuff like that for surgery, and surgical items are washed in what is, essentially, a dishwasher.

Aux,

and surgical items are washed in what is, essentially, a dishwasher.

Blast furnace is essentially a domestic oven by that logic.

Laticauda,

They are a lot more similar to each other than a blast furnace is to an oven but whatever man.

Socsa,

Your toilet brushes probably don’t have anaerobic bacteria spores on them. To be clear, I think this is properly gross, but I also acknowledge that to some degree this is a marginally irrational preference for keeping food and poop separate. In all likelihood, there is no actual risk of disease from this practice.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But emotionally I couldn’t do it. Even if I used the best dishwasher known to man and rewashed everything multiple times, I just wouldn’t be able to get over that mental hurdle.

I know, right? If nothing else it just feels wrong…

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Like those wastewater treatment systems that turn sewage water into cleaner drinking water than we normally use, it still feels icky.

tomi000,

Still people drink tap water. How come?

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Depending on where you live tap water has the same or not noticibly lower quality of bottled water. Just for a fraction of the price.

tomi000,

That was my point. The water quality isnt affected by the fact that there were tons of shit swimming in the same water a few days before.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

To be clear personally if given the choice I’d rather the recycled piss water than tap water considering it has stricter standards.

I was just pointing out the ick factor exists whether or not it’s logical.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

In some places, tap water is drinkable. For example, where I live. Sure, it doesn’t taste as good as bottled water, but it’s safe to drink.

tomi000,

I was being sarcastic. Obviously people drink tap water even though it is recycled piss, so the ‘mental hurdle’ cant be that big

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s literally how they convinced people to vote against doing it when I lived in L.A. They called it “toilet to tap.” Now L.A. is running out of water and suddenly they’re desperate to do it.

Guess what? Animals piss and shit in municipal water supplies that aren’t recycled. Constantly.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

They could always opt for refined ocean water. The Arabs and Israelis do it for the past 2 decades or so.

Socsa,

So first we need to stop fish from shitting in the ocean

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not the same. One, the volume of water in which fish shit/piss is emmensly larger. Two, there are other life forms that recycle that shit and use it to grow.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, or they could just recycle water, which takes a lot less energy and is far less polluting.

kajko,

I don’t know about the dishes but according to my memory of something I read a while ago (can’t look things up right now), the kitchen sink and kitchen brushes aren’t much cleaner than anything in the toilet; and actually, kitchen washcloths/sponges tend to be worse than toilet surfaces.

So, maybe don’t put toilet brushes in the dishwasher but definitely don’t put in kitchen washcloths either. Not sure what this means about us washing dishes by hand with a sponge either. And maybe don’t put in used washcloths along your clothes in the washing machine.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i would assume the big problem with toilet items is that some quite nasty bugs come out of our bungholes, whereas in the kitchen you’ll at worst find salmonella if you don’t practice good hygeiene around raw unvaccinated bird products

mako, (edited )

I mean logically the kind of shit that grows on your dishes isn’t much better for you than the literal shit that a toilet brush would scrub out of your toilet bowl.

First, what the fuck is growing on your dishes that you believe is “logically” equivalent to eating human shit? Second, this isn’t a logic problem or a place for opinion. All the work was already done for you, just waiting for you to look it up instead of giving your opinion on bacteria.

Human shit also doesn’t only contain bacteria. There’s an estimated 100 million - 1 billion virus per gram of wet shit inside of us. Fungi are estimated at up to a million microorganisms per gram of wet shit and there’s still around 100 billion bacteria per gram of wet shit. Let’s not forget parasites like cryptosporidium which your body purges in shit.

Meanwhile either giving your dishes a cursory rinse or not allowing them to sit covered in food for days on end would minimize bacterial or fungal growth on your dishes.

This is a reminder for everyone: your opinion on facts that you can’t be bothered to type in a search box are less than worthless. They’re disinformation and in some cases, like telling people that eating shit is no more harmful that licking a plate, can cause harm.

Just say no to opinions on what facts may or may not be. Cite your sources.

where_am_i,

yay, the brutal science man to the rescue!

mako, (edited )

I don’t know what “brutal science” is but I do know that the scientific process was used in many peer-reviewed studies to understand what lives in our shit. That holds a lot more weight for me than what an anonymous poster feels might be right in regards to the same subject matter.

Furthermore, the greater concept here is that we as a species have access to actual information by powers of magnitude more then ever before in human history and yet a significant percentage of the population believe that vaccines cause autism because a washed up Playboy bunny repeated what she read from a discredited “doctor” and it caught on like wildfire.

**People in general too often believe what they hear or read without legitimate evidence.**Disinformation exists at best because people unconsciously believe their opinions are just as valid as peer-reviewed research, and at worst to weaponize information for personal gain. Whatever the intent it’s a plague on humanity and I won’t apologize for calling it out when seen. If that’s too “brutal” for you I hope you can get to a place where reading cited information in response to opinion doesn’t disrupt your sensitivities.

jpeps,

I think brutal science is implying that while you’re likely right, you’re also being strangely aggressive and pretty uncharitable to the people you’re replying to. See your three paragraph response to a one liner as an example.

Laticauda,

I didn’t say it was the equivalent I said neither are good for you and both could be cleaned and sanitized sufficiently by the right dishwasher, so please don’t put words in my mouth thanks. Damp used dishes stuffed into a dishwasher for a few days aren’t going to have anything good for you on them either and that’s how most people treat their used dishes. We get viruses and parasites growing on regular food that has gone bad too, and both are going to disagree with your stomach and potentially do some harm. Does rinsing your dishes or washing them right away help mitigate or prevent that? Sure. Does everyone do that? Of course not. I never said “eating shit is the exact same as licking a dirty dish” nor did I say anything close to that. I said “both are bad for you and a well made dishwasher is designed to clean things really well and even sanitize them in order to make them safe to eat off of, so it makes sense logically that this could be safe but I still wouldn’t do it anyway”.

tomi000, (edited )

You literally said ‘isnt much better’. A magnitude of a few thousand is ‘much better’ in my opinion.

Noone likes being criticized but this could be an opportunity to embrace it and learn something.

Ashelyn,

The real question here is how many grams of shit are actually in the bristles of a used toilet brush

Lifebandit666,

Damp used dishes stuffed into a dishwasher for a few days aren’t going to have anything good for you on them either and that’s how most people treat their used dishes.

No they don’t, don’t project onto the world what you think is normal. Everyone I know washes up or puts the dishwasher on straight after they’ve eaten, then puts their dishes away when they’re clean and dried.

Twelve20two,

Wait, you know folks who regularly run the dishwasher each day?

Lifebandit666,

I do yes

Twelve20two,

Wow. It usually takes my partner and I two or three days to fill it. I should look up the specifics of the model and see if the energy saving option is worth it for small loads

Lifebandit666,

Ah that’s the issue. The people I know have 2 kids, so it takes half the time to fill the dishwasher.

Personally I only run the dishwasher when we have people round for food and drinks. Otherwise I wash up the old fashioned way because it saves power.

Kefass, in Georgia

Pluto is a planet

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But why not :(

gedaliyah, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Aunt Jemima doesn’t seem so bad now…

Menteros,

Aunt Jemima

Was never bad, woke asshole cancel everything they don’t understand.

“I was, I was taken aback. I was really shocked. I knew people didn’t realize that those were real people and, you know, to phase them out, would kind of erase their history,” Harris said.

‘She’s just not a character … I really want her legacy to be told. That this is a real person. And this was her recipe. And she fed the world from her flapjacks,” he said.

abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=72293603

shiftymccool,

This is the truth, downvoters should be fucking ashamed. Her family didn’t think it was racist and protested her removal. Woke assholes made it happen and pat each other on the back for a job well done. Have some clue about what you’re protesting or get fucked SJWs!

Kolanaki, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Alright maggots, listen up, Popo’s 'bout to teach you the pecking order; it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami… then Popo. Any questions?

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. Akira Toriyama racist confirmed.

desmosthenes, in Spice up your breakfast
@desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

proper shitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks. I do my best.

MrSusan, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Trust me, you don’t wanna be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Its ok i’m a man and a fan of screwdrivers (i already know this is a terrible joke, forgive me)

cuerdo, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Self awareness is human, you were well into you humanning when you wanted to be a duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fighting words there

Rosco, (edited ) in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

I raise you a Banania

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8cc3d8b1-16b3-4725-95dc-512373789898.jpeg

…Truth be told, it’s fucking delicious.

BastingChemina,
Zink, in 🎵that's life🎵

This seems like the perfect place to use “oh my sweet summer child”

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Jimmyeatsausage,

And we never realized it was about the best most of us would ever have it.

trevwilson,

I’m torn between downvoting this because it’s so cynical and upvoting it because it’s so accurate…

threeduck,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

I downvote because the phrase is a tired old Reddit trope.

Zink,

That’s why I referred to the overused quote and said this is where it actually makes sense.

I even scrolled through the replies to make sure it wasn’t already posted.

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Zink,

Oh yeah, it wasn’t exactly fun. I remember wondering how the hell adults do it since they have bills to pay and a bunch of other crap to deal with.

But still, being an adult in general is way nicer than being a student.

TheBiscuitLout, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Salty popcorn

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it

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