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MBM, in Georgia

Georgia is a state. A sovereign state

Mango,

Yeah, all the other “countries” use the term “state” when referring to them in English. The US is the only place that has a ‘federal’ level ‘above’ states. If you’re on Lemmy, you should have some idea of what federation means. This should all put in perspective what the original idea of the United States was and how much control each level was intended to have.

This also makes it all the more hilarious and stupid how Texans wanna call themselves a country. They don’t even know the words they’re using.

ThoranTW,

Yeah, something tells me the US ain’t the only place that has a federal level above states.

Mango,

Yeah that figures. I don’t think they use the word country though.

unreachable, in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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samus12345,
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Kolanaki, in How much for cuddles?
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Bolemia for BJs.

don, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

WarmSoda,

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

kautau,

It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like

bernardfoods.com/…/fruitflavoredbeveragemix5x5sug…

HerbalGamer, in Well suited
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It’s the one with the swapped heads right?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Called it.

Serinus, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

I too want to be a drunk. I think it’s something I can accomplish.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Duck sir I said duck

Serinus,

Oh. Right. Well that’s more difficult. Maybe I’ll stay with drunk.

Kolanaki,
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If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

RIP_Cheems, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
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You don’t wanna be a duck.

Slovene,

At least not a female duck …

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, any duck. Males will try to do it with other males.

Tabula_stercore,

Dead males. They won’t feel a thing

Worx, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

This is why I unironically support free and easy access to assisted suicide for everyone. There would need to be a months-long vetting procedure with professionals, but part of freedom is being able to opt out

andxz,

You get to be a duck if you commit suicide?

Worx,

As my mum always said, you don’t know if you don’t try it

kttnpunk, in Me IRL
@kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines

and I turned out fine!

BlackPenguins,

Nah this needs a minions background.

pH3ra, in How much for cuddles?
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s gonna give her the blow job

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Come here you big hunk and suck on this juicy clit!!!

Yep, that’ll get me in the mood in no time.

Thteven, in How much for cuddles?
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That man’s soul is screaming for help behind those eyes.

xor,

notice how his eyebrows have fallen out…

baggins, in Clone this woman, ASAP!!!

That still doesn’t mean she’ll go into a relationship with you OP.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But there is a chance… hope dies last.

SubArcticTundra, in Georgia
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t realize Europeans were so pro-Georgian independence

grue,

Well, of course. There hasn’t been a legitimate question on that point since 1991.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh this was satirical, I meant the US state

grue,

But I don’t wanna secede, though! : (

(I’m in GA, US.)

Tetsuo, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Wouldn’t that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Depends on whether it’s spring water or distilled.

synae,
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Spring water… Now I’m imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

ha, gottem

can,

Huh, now that you mention it I’m sure that exists.

CodexArcanum, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

This is the notion of Heidegger’s “thrownness”, which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were “thrown into” the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we’re born into.

Obi,
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I don’t think it’s just a feeling.

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