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Winb00m, in Target acquired
Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Bravo

caseyweederman,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman,

Its bc Pipen is also the President of the United States

nilloc,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

Sterile_Technique, in Now who is laughing?
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

Kowowow,

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Smithers, have old man Gower killed

crsu, in local hunger games construction almost complete

If you ever notice construction is stalled in your city, it’s because it’s a racket.

They low bid the contract.

They take contract.

Work stops because they didn’t ask for enough money.

They’re already there, it’d cost too much to fire them or move their supplies and equipment. They know this so they drag their feet until the client pays more.

Construction begins again.

Shialac,

Every public construction in germany ever

kshade,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

The law really need to be changed when it comes to this stuff, I’d rather take the inefficiency or even corruption than this (also inefficient and corrupt) nonsense.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I work in construction insurance, protecting the government and investors against construction companies that do this. Our underwriters study the project, the construction company history and everything related and we qoute a price that the construction company should pay even before the government or the investors transfer anything. If the construction company or the project fail for any reason we take control over the project and find a new construction company to complete it. After that, our lawyers go after everything owned by the construction company and their executives to try to recoup anything we can.

throw4w4y5,

fucking based.

fidodo,

I’m curious about your opinion on what the reason that construction takes longer and costs more in the US than in other countries is.

MrBusiness,

I wish our construction was like in Japan. Instead we have the worst, slowest companies in the Chicago area. How does it take months or even years to fix a road AND they start a new project a mile away on the same road at the same speed. Then somehow the road end up bumpy anyway cause they didn’t fix around the manhole covers correctly.

nixcamic,

I visit friends in Chicago every year. There’s a place on the interstate that has been under construction for 5 years. It’s just like one lane they’ve been paving. What the heck?

AsheHole,

There are a few roads in the suburbs that will have something finish getting fixed only for the same exact road to be torn up again for something else cause they didn’t coordinate. One time I saw a road get repaved cause it needed it, then half of it was torn back up to do some sort of maintenance, once that was fixed and repaved more of that area got torn up to change out some water stuff and drains, then a year later the whole road is torn up again to be repaved because now it’s been 5-6 years and parts of it need it.

Socsa,

I have had my road replaced three times in 5 years because first they installed new gas lines, then they installed new water lines, and that damaged the gas lines so they needed to fix them in a bunch of places.

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I don’t live or work at the US, so I don’t think my opinion is worth more than shit. But I would guess you are mixing private with public projects. Private projects usually go on schedule because they’re not a lot of parties involved and everyone wants to finish the project asap to start a new a one. With public ones you have a lot of people involved because everyone and their granma think their opinion is valid and they are being affected. But this is the same on basically everywhere on the world, except maybe China.

bernieecclestoned, in Air quality in there isn't too good

What a shit hole

doubletandard,

this is literally a shit hole

LufyCZ,

that’s the joke

balderdash9, in I'm just going to leave this here
Delphia, in Be careful when you go for a pee

I think he also took a shit.

YoorWeb,
bizarrocullen,

I mean this could’ve been avoided if he peed while sitting.

Daxtron2,

I don’t care what anyone says, pissing while sitting is better in every way

RaoulDook,

OK how about for a piss and shit covered public toilet seat?

I bet you’d prefer to stand and piss then. It’s a privilege to enjoy, don’t forget that.

Daxtron2,

Nah that’s just extra texture for the full public bathroom experience

hactar42, in Hits me right in the feels

I did buy a house in 2008. January of 2008. Two months before the market crashed. It took me years not to be upside down.

rockSlayer,

Fucking brutal. Glad you managed to bounce back

Kolanaki, in Is that being too kind?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

That is an insult to Zorg.

Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.

humorlessrepost, in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe

Some people fall asleep to rain sounds.

My neighbor with unsecured wifi and Sonos will fall asleep to this tonight.

Tar_alcaran,

Many times, even

Fades, in How much for cuddles?

Speak to your partner adult to adult? Nahh, I’ll just treat my husband like another child!

I know it’s rage bait but this shit does happen and it’s cringe as hell

Smoogs,

Why is she also the therapist? He’s a grown adult and could take some initiative.

TropicalDingdong, in How much for cuddles?

Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.

DrSleepless,

This guy capitalisms

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To some people, they are.

photonic_sorcerer, in Doctors don't want you to know
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’ll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

lamabop,

But is it alive with flavour?

grte, (edited ) in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

Those fried eggs were premade and came from a case in the freezer. 100%.

rockSlayer,

Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

So that’s the “green eggs and ham” I’ve been hearing about

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

yup…doesn’t take much time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus… fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

-1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

9point6,

Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It’s just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

eya, in Can't block admin?
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If you need to block your local instance admin then you probably shouldn’t be using that instance…

SayJess, in Extreme Grandpa
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

His name is Robert Maddox. His YouTube Channel is pretty awesome.

be_excellent_to_each_other, (edited )
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Wow that's going to be a rabbit hole. How amazing. The first one I watched was the rocket skateboard. (specifically this one: https://youtu.be/6JsOoQTHRuA )This man is going to die doing what he loves. The rocket sleigh was pretty insane too. Coolest new thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for saying who it was.

ATDA,

Gives me Clarkson vibes when he said something to the effect of he wants to slide backwards into heaven in a flaming swedish sports car, get out and ask “did your see that!?”

TranscendentalEmpire,

Wow, I haven’t seen this dude since he made the video about his pulse jet bike like 10-15 years ago. I had to double check that it was the same dude, went from looking like a young dad to a grandpa real quick.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

It’s Colin Furzes’s long-lost uncle

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