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GrammatonCleric, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

yamapikariya, in subs > dubs
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

At this point I’ve adapted to somehow reading and seeing the picture at the same time

0x4E4F,

Yeah, we’re used to it, it’s the only way I’ve watched movies since I was a kid.

I don’t use subs now, maybe English ones cuz sometimes the actors speak way too fast and you have a hard time understanding what they’re saying.

Bluefruit,

Idk if anyone else has this but i get a weird flow state where i read the subtitles and its like the characters are talking in english but i if think about it, it stops.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure if I’ve experienced that, but I have watched something in English with no subtitles after watching something in another language with subtitles and been unable to understand what they’re saying until my brain adjusts.

Mrderisant,

I’m actualy losing my hearing so I’m starting to “hear” my shows better than I can my wife

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

As long as you can read fast enough, you don’t miss anything. I hate it when video games have subtitles but you can’t skip to the next line because I’ve finished reading what they said way before they’re done saying it.

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Honestly yeah. I disable subtitles even if I’d like them because I read it faster than they speak. The only anime subtitles that were going too fast for me for a while were Teekyuu but that clearly was meant to be for native audience so the pacing was as such.

NaoPb,

Sometimes I drop sub groups just over their timing. If it’s too short, I will drop them since I will no longer enjoy it at that point.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Badly time subs are one of the things I hate most. It is so frustrating when they’re not synced up well enough to match what the people are saying.

Gestrid,

My issue with video game subtitles is actually the opposite problem. The subtitles have finished appearing, but the voiced line is still going. It’s especially bad when you’re playing in an audio language you can’t understand. (Some Japanese video games still don’t have English voice acting. Yakuza, for example, only recently started doing English voice acting.)

Obi,
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I think that’s pretty natural? If you weren’t getting any of the movie there’d be no points and we’d just read the subs on a kindle or something.

Kusimulkku,

For people who grew up with subs it might be more spectacular. For us, it’s just Tuesday.

ricecake, in How much for cuddles?

I’m glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I’m also amused at how many people don’t know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.

Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.

JDubbleu,

It honestly blows my mind how many people on Lemmy are completely incapable of interpreting sarcasm. I know Poe’s Law and all that, but this is pretty clearly a joke.

bstix,

The comments are really weird. Not just about the chart training and prostitutional aspect, but also that people who argue about it still seem to have a shared opinion that stererotypical men won’t do these tasks.

So, even if they acknowledge that the meme is crazy in one way or the other, they’re still reinforcing the negative stereotype of the bumbling sitcom dad and that these tasks are not manly or something.

This joke is quite toxic even when understood as a joke.

TimewornTraveler,

if you think people like this don’t really exist then… lucky you!

kromem, (edited )

As has been pointed out before, Lemmy is mostly people who up and left Reddit.

There’s a variety of different archetypes that did that.

And it explains a lot of the more head scratching experiences I’ve had here.

The_Lopen,

I’m appalled that you actually expect me to do research on memes and not accept them at face value. Leave my propaganda addled mind in peace dammit.

HowManyNimons,

Ten. It’s a ten year old joke.

ricecake,

Oh, you’re right. Also: oh God, you’re right. :(

kttnpunk, in Me IRL
@kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines

and I turned out fine!

BlackPenguins,

Nah this needs a minions background.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They’re running that thing a bit too hot

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Just a tad

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly don’t really see anything else that’s horribly wrong here. It’s a home made stove. I kind of like it

jpreston2005,

the air intake on the bottom doesn’t even have a door, it’s just running on max all the time

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true. I chose to trust the text that it was adjustable. I was about to write it but decided not to.

Buddahriffic,

Maybe it used to have a door but it has since been vaporized.

morgunkorn, in See? You still have a chance!
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And most of them are your grandma and her friends 👵👵👵

“Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they can even take off their teeth!

sus,

grandma has a lot of friends

rifugee,

At least you still get a cookie!

Thteven, in Just a single one, please!
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

Scubus,

Pics or didn’t happen

Viking_Hippie,

🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

Ashelyn,

New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

Honytawk,

So it changes your sex?

Ranvier, in murder

Poor point of comparison, lol.

snopes.com/…/donald-trump-fifth-avenue-comment/

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters, OK? It’s like incredible.”

-Donald Trump

paraphrand, in If you know, you know.

Because my brain is broken mom. I think in this constant stream of memetic trash! You know when people talk about parents needing to take responsibility for their kids internet usage? They’re talking about you mom!

AlataOrange, in Coincidence?!

I can’t believe it… THE AUSTRALIANS ARE STEALING OUR LAND!!! AMERICA IT IS TIME TO LIBERATE AUSTRALIA!!!

lugal,
OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Why... is there oil there? :-P

pimento64, (edited )

It has other resources, and I’m sure we could convince conservatives that woke libtards will be triggered and owned if conservatives have blue-asbestos-eating contests

cypherix93,

Time to manifest some destiny

gravitas_deficiency,

sounds of screaming eagles in the distance

Levsgetso, in Headphones are a crutch

This image has been reposted so many times now that the notes can’t even be seen anymore lol

brbposting,

Das Lied vom roten Jack - “The Song of the Red Jack”

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bbb36352-2afd-437f-ac3c-60609aa79941.jpeg

Probably a banger

fossphi,

Dang, how’d you find such a crisp version

brbposting,

I used TinEye through the Get Sauce iOS shortcut :)

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s Red Jack himself.

casmael,

The image requires additional jpeg milord

zwaetschgeraeuber, in Bowl cut gang, rise up.

tbf both look bad

kool_newt,

Ya huh? We’ve evolved from dork to douche?

SpaceNoodle, in A good deal of IT work, too

I’m old enough that when I was in school, teachers were telling us that we’d never have calculators in our pockets wherever we’d go.

Steve,

Thats a stupid statement in any year after the “pocket calculator” was available in the 70s

SpaceNoodle,

Not really. The first ones were quite expensive, and it was uncommon to have one on your person at all times like we now do with smartphones.

Rodeo,

Yes really, if your job requires lots of calculations you’d be stupid not to have one, even back when they were expensive.

Every machinist I know, even the crusty old ones, carry a calculator in their pocket. It’s indispensable. Why wouldn’t you carry one if you need it all the time?

SpaceNoodle,

Pretty sure the teacher wasn’t assuming that every single child in class was going to be a machinist.

In fact, most people aren’t machinists.

Rodeo,

And yet my point stands: if you need to do a lot of calculations at your job, you’d be stupid not to have a calculator in your pocket. And if you don’t, then the time it takes to find a calculator will be negligible.

SpaceNoodle,

OK? That’s not the point.

Rodeo,

Uh what, that’s literally the point lol. The “you won’t have a calculator” has been complete and utter bullshit for literally over half a century.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

Rodeo,

No actually I literally specified people whose jobs require doing a lot of calculations lmao

If your job required lots of calculations, and you heard about this fancy new thing called a pocket calculator, wouldn’t you go out and buy one?

SpaceNoodle,

Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

dejected_warp_core,

It’s even more stupid when it’s the same class that required the purchase of a TI-85 to complete the course.

Ferris,

how big are your pockets cmon

SpaceNoodle,

There was a period of time when I wore only carpenter jeans so I could fit my TI-83 in my pocket and I’m still not ashamed

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

I’m that old, too. Can you imagine a student back then saying, “I’ll have a calculator, flashlight, camera, video recorder, music collection, and games to pass the times I have to wait on others.”

SpaceNoodle,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

superduperenigma,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a computer that’s more powerful than any computer you’ve ever laid eyes on that has access to an unimaginable wealth of human knowledge via a wireless connection to the Internet.”

SpaceNoodle,

What the fuck is an Internet?

eran_morad,

Tubes bruh

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another!

SpaceNoodle,

You forgot about cat photos

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

I listened recently to somebody on a podcast saying that only psychos or close family would dial you in this day and age… And I kinda agree.

SpaceNoodle,

Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I’m only 27 and I was lucky enough to hear that one, no Wikipedia and no Google.

SpaceNoodle,

Wikipedia was started in 2001, and Google in 1998. Who was saying this to you when you were 2?

Micromot,

The platforms existing doesn’t mean they have been as wide spread as they are today

SpaceNoodle,

They said “no Google and no Wikipedia,” not “Google and Wikipedia were not as widespread as they are today”

PwnTra1n,

I feel like you misread. I think they meant Wikipedia and google not allowed for sources.

SpaceNoodle,

Why would you assume they’d just randomly change the topic like that?

PwnTra1n,

The subject became “stupid shit teachers say that is not applicable in the real world” and in that context the subject never changed. They were probably told “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket all the time” as well as “don’t using the internet(google and Wikipedia) as sources” which was very common to be told around the time when they would have been in school. I’m not attacking you I just think you misunderstood as everyone is possible of doing.

SpaceNoodle,

Perhaps you should entertain the idea that you misunderstood. I suppose it’s also possible that OC is just not very good at expressing themselves.

PwnTra1n,

Maybe they aren’t good at expressing themselves but it makes sense with my point of view where as taking your viewpoint it’s just nonsense. Maybe they had a point of view where it makes sense. Where they are coming from it makes the comment make sense where if we follow yours we just think everyone else is an idiot with no room for fault of your own. That’s fine if you are always right but you are not, as with everyone.

SpaceNoodle,

People say nonsense on the Internet all the time. It’s the safest assumption.

PwnTra1n,

Yeah, I’ve been reading your replies.

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Lol. Your back and forth was entertaining. I expressed what I intended to, teachers were still doing the whole “don’t trust everything you read” and “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket” when I was at school.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Aww snookums, I was only providing an anecdote to the comment I replied too, no need to get bent out of shape over it. And fyi teachers were still telling us that we wouldn’t always have calculators when I was 16 doing my GCSEs and learning algebra and compound interest for an exam where we had two papers with calculators used and one where we weren’t allowed calculators.

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

This wasn’t all that long ago though. I’m only in my 30’s and was told this in elementary school in the 90’s and early 2000’s. The iPhone was first released only 16 years ago.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

I was told this, too, but when I got to Functions and Analytical Geometry, they started suggesting calculators. Now kids have laptops, gees.

GombeenSysadmin, in ern

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

Landless2029,

This is why reposts are important. I’ve never seen it.

GombeenSysadmin,

You’re one of today’s 10000!

root_beer,

I don’t miss the constant carping on Reddit about reposts for this very reason, not everyone is online 25/7

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I love that cotton video

danc4498, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

The founder of nothing

NickwithaC, (edited )
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