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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in Microplastic overdose

Unpopular opinion : stacking CO2 in plastic bags does less harm than pumping it to atmosphere

InternetCitizen2, in Made with ~nyquil~ Love
0x4E4F, in Like it or not, I won

Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

0x4E4F,

That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

modifier,

Maybe if the turkey were sick

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

Xeknos,
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Allegedly

rostby,

Was it alive?

0x4E4F,

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

rostby,

What did it sound like?

0x4E4F,

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

rostby,

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

0x4E4F,

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.

nueonetwo, in They knew all the wicked hits

I’m pretty sure the band had an actual name, I’ve suppressed the hundreds of hours of bullshit skits and bad cover songs I had to listen to when I worked there so I can’t remember what they were called but I remember all their names .

Left to right: Charles, Helen, Munch, Jasper, Pasquale.

Tier1BuildABear,
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Only his true friends call him Chuck

BirdyBoogleBop,

They probably got to see Chuck backstage. I bet Chuck was an insufferable rockstar.

ook_the_librarian,
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It’s Charles Entertainment Cheese to the rest.

gedaliyah, in It makes you wonder...
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Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

betahack, in Uranus is so big!!

Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

Daxtron2,

It’s true, they changed it to urectum

betahack,

🤣

this guy gets it

Daxtron2,

Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

Kase,

For real? What’d they change it to?

Mr_Fish,

Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

Ghyste, in Uranus is so big!!
dingus,

😳

FreshLight,

Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

KingThrillgore,
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They knew what they were doing

jwt,

Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.

MightyGalhupo,

🤦‍♂️

executive_chicken, in They knew all the wicked hits

Dick the Birthday Day Boy

slugo, in It makes you wonder...

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

ceenote,

A hate crime

lugal, in It makes you wonder...

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

Hello_there, in A genre of Country Music...

Elect an emo, expect him to cut himself

Shayeta, in When I think things are going my way...

And yes, they stack.

ReplicantBatty,

The Uno twitter account said that they don’t but they’re a bunch of damn dirty liars

Shayeta,

I reject their reality and substitute my own.

Exusia,
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"Thanks for the cards but we’ll take it from here’

nevemsenki,

I still don’t get how would they not effectively stack in 1v1. You make the other player draw 4 and they have to skip their turn… which means you can just play another +4 again.

aksdb,

The stacking I know means if player 1 puts down a +4 and player 2 happens to have a +4 he can evade his penalty by stacking. If player 1 doesn’t have another +4 now he needs to draw the stacked 8 cards. If he had a +4, player 2 might now have to draw 12 instead, and so on.

MightyGalhupo,

That’s the stacking I know too

GrammatonCleric, in David's big break.
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He practiced his whole life for that role

bobs_monkey,

Some say he’s still practicing to this day

GrammatonCleric, in Aged like milk
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Are chavs still a thing?

ThePyroPython,

They’ve evolved into Roadmen.

Khrux,

I’ve noticed that people still use chav for women, which is probably because roadmen is a gendered term anyway. But also the fact that’s it’s more gendered has helped with it’s reclaimation slightly. I’ve met people who proudly have a ‘chav aesthetic’, which is no worse than most of the other 2000s aesthetics.

Blackmist,

Gained a puffer jacket to disguise the noodly arms.

But lost socks meaning less winter survival. Might be balanced out by beards to hide wobbly chins.

lars,

Based on the Gay Porn Index™, yes, they are.

So while it’s apparently an American fetish, is “chav” an insult if used by a Brit?

GrammatonCleric, (edited )
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NoSpiritAnimal,
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I don’t think FitChavLads is anti-chav

FlembleFabber, in Come ride me.

I’d love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed

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