I also hate people acting like the starship test wasn’t a great success. They’re building a factory to build rockets and testing the output of this factory in incremental stages. The next one will go further and the one after that might even land. There’s always the off-chance it’ll just work on the first try, but it’s never expected.
“Can’t win 'em all” was what he said when she rejected him.
I wonder why she might have rejected her father when he’s the richest man in the world and has the potential to make you wealthy and comfortable for the rest of your life?
Maybe he’s not the best father and, like so much else about Elon, you’ve bought into yet more hype.
He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.
You’re a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!
He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.
we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.
Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.
I’ll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don’t want to pollute all of Uranus’ non-solid core with glass shards.
See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet
In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.
It’s also crazy that astronomers didn’t go with the objectively cooler ‘Ouranos’ spelling of the name, and instead went with the ‘Your Anus’ spelling.
presumably not the same cave he was having sex with
It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.
My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,
I can’t drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn’t fear me,
I’m alone on Earth,
I can’t work on my girth,
Why don’t people like me,
I’m not a banshee,
I’m an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),
My family loathes me, I don’t know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I’m a blowfly,
I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,
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