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db2, in Uranus is so big!!

… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

Burninator05, in Uranus is so big!!

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

TheColonel,

It doesn’t.

at_an_angle,

My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nooooope

humorlessrepost, in Uranus is so big!!

That beats the current sharpie record!

BB69, (edited ) in A genre of Country Music...

Dude hasn’t been married since 2016 and still sees his kids, what are you talking about?

Find real reasons to criticize somebody. Better yet, ignore him and make him go away. These posts are worse than the dick rider posts.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

I also hate people acting like the starship test wasn’t a great success. They’re building a factory to build rockets and testing the output of this factory in incremental stages. The next one will go further and the one after that might even land. There’s always the off-chance it’ll just work on the first try, but it’s never expected.

pendulum_,
@pendulum_@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. Apollo I didn’t land on the moon. Even after building on 20 Gemini missions. Apollo 11 was the iteration that landed on the moon.

henrikx,

Yeah, I’m no Elon fan but this post is just dumb

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How often does he see his trans daughter?

“Can’t win 'em all” was what he said when she rejected him.

I wonder why she might have rejected her father when he’s the richest man in the world and has the potential to make you wealthy and comfortable for the rest of your life?

Maybe he’s not the best father and, like so much else about Elon, you’ve bought into yet more hype.

FlyingSquid, in Uranus is so big!!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Melatonin, in A genre of Country Music...

He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

You’re a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

And yet he still looks the way he does.

constantokra,

Imagine how bad he’d look if he wasn’t.

captain_oni,

we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.

Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.

Fades,

You seriously think he has it in him to work hard on himself (or anything for that matter)??

No shot, instead he would use that money for shit like ozempic, lap band or lipo surgery, etc.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He used Ozempic. He is much thinner now. But I’m sure his health is awful.

explodicle,

This must be after all that stuff. Without the billions, he’d look like the stereotypical basement neckbeard.

sxan, in Uranus is so big!!
@sxan@midwest.social avatar
Metatronz,

Butt, lol

ininewcrow, in Uranus is so big!!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

What else can you fit in Uranus?

fluxion,

Massive amounts of gas

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don’t want to pollute all of Uranus’ non-solid core with glass shards.

See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet

paddirn, (edited ) in Uranus is so big!!

In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.

It’s also crazy that astronomers didn’t go with the objectively cooler ‘Ouranos’ spelling of the name, and instead went with the ‘Your Anus’ spelling.

Capricorn_Geriatric,

Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”

Hegar,

presumably not the same cave he was having sex with

It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.

That's the actual myth.

mapiki,

Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

bmsok, in Uranus is so big!!

Embrace Uranus

ShaggySnacks, in A genre of Country Music...

ahem
gets out a guitar
strums a few notes

My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,

I can’t drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn’t fear me,
I’m alone on Earth,
I can’t work on my girth,

Why don’t people like me,
I’m not a banshee,
I’m an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),

My family loathes me, I don’t know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I’m a blowfly,

I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,

Thank you everyone for your support, you can buy my name album “What the Fuck Was I Doing?” to be released on April 20, 2024. Support your local record shops!

tetris11, (edited ) in They knew all the wicked hits
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Aa-all that she wants
Is another pizza
(with pepperoni)

Aa-all that she wants
Is another pizza
(yea-ah)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHQpc0Oz6Mw

EmergMemeHologram, in Like it or not, I won

Hwhat?

Pasta4u, in They knew all the wicked hits

Fun time pizza was better in every way.

humorlessrepost, in Photo of the Year

Askin all them questions

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