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kittenzrulz123, in Don't

Perhapsn’t

Pothetato,
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Perchancen’t

sentient_loom,
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Then again perhaps’ll

M137, (edited )
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Yes but actually non’t

TimewornTraveler, in How much for cuddles?

Holy fucking shit his face…

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

LemmyKnowsBest,

He looks like a man who forgot that divorce is an option.

InfiniWheel, in This fish have hats e lol

Are these from that fish species that has that giant bump thing on its head?

PP_BOY_,
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hat

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Thanks

AFC1886VCC, in Don't

D O

Lon3star,

DU HAST

GiddyGap,

DU HAST MICH

thedevisinthedetails, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

JasonDJ, (edited )

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

SuperCub,

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

Death_Equity,

Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

Zagorath, in ern
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I wanna see something like this for other accents. The gimmick in this sentence doesn’t work at all in my accent because they all use different vowels (apart from earned and urn). What’s the Australian equivalent to this? RP? Scottish? I reckon the Kiwi version would be pretty funny.

Geobloke,

I don’t know what it is for Aussies, but it’d be similar. Iron ion sounds the same when we say it

Aussiemandeus,
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Got my eye on the iron ion iron

bobs_monkey,

Boston: Carrie carried her car keys in her khakis.

Zagorath,
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Car keys/khakis actually works for most English (as in the region of the UK, not as in the language), Australian, South African, and Kiwi accents, I think. It doesn’t sound like carrie though.

GiveMemes,
GombeenSysadmin, (edited )

The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm

hperrin,

Beer can in an English accent is bacon in a Jamaican accent.

Zagorath,
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Oh that’s a good one!

Bassman27, in How much for cuddles?

This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

EnderMB,

If it’s a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.

bartlebee,

The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.

kromem,

Munchausen’s by blowjob

wetferret, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

yetiftw,

this is exactly what he would have wanted

Fermion, (edited )

Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

Stamau123,

That’s certainly… one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren’t the Companions from Firefly

Fermion, (edited )

I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.

afraid_of_zombies,

A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.

The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language…

Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.

Technus, in Whats the goto these days

Every time I hear the word “unalived” I despise TikTok a little bit more.

Grass,

My dad has started talking like this and it’s genuinely disgusting

PP_BOY_,
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So I was watching 🌽 the other day and playing the sax with my girlfriend…

Crow, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

MaoZedongers,

I mean, just look at it.

awwwyissss,

If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

Kolanaki,
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Track_Shovel,
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This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

JasonDJ,

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

PP_BOY_, in Whats the goto these days
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“Is tiktok still the go-to app”

Am I just old or does it seem way too soon to use this type of language with TikTok? Seems like it just got big within the past few years.

CosmoNova,

Got big around 5-6 years ago…

PP_BOY_,
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Crazy. Even still, Twitter and Facebook dominated the 2010s for the entire decade. YT was uncontested for about 15 years. It just seems weird to ask if TikTok is done so soon into what I (regrettably) think will be just as long of a life.

misterdoctor, in Well........

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Judging by the expiration date on the back of the capri sun, it could’ve been anytime since the big bang up until today!

Fades, (edited )

Old camera nostalgia

ininewcrow, in Well........
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It’s official … you suck

remotelove,
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That is usually how straws work, but it might not be very effective here.

ininewcrow,
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Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink … but in this case, they just suck.

umbrella, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

Worx,

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

GombeenSysadmin, in ern

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

Landless2029,

This is why reposts are important. I’ve never seen it.

GombeenSysadmin,

You’re one of today’s 10000!

root_beer,

I don’t miss the constant carping on Reddit about reposts for this very reason, not everyone is online 25/7

Aussiemandeus,
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I love that cotton video

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