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RamblingPanda, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors

HowManyNimons, in Its a doggy dog world out there

This nonsense again? John Hislop runs a gambling blog for money, and published this googlebait years ago to get sweet SEO candy. Clearly it’s still working.

slaacaa,

I don’t know, I’ve been reading his blog about 20+ years, and the bait haven’t worked on me

HowManyNimons,

Paging @wit2437

XEAL,

Oh boy, I wasn’t that mistaken then

Kecessa,

We’ll need a repost detecting bot

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I love gambling

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Lmk
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well don’t ask jon snow

fakeman_pretendname, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you love to drink coffee, but don’t like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.

webghost0101,

I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.

fakeman_pretendname,

It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.

If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you’ll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I never actually thought about how tea was discovered, and my new headcanon is that some weird person was just drinking hot water, some leaves fell in their cup, and they were too lazy to just get some clean water

afraid_of_zombies,

As a wise man once said

You can eat anything if it is fried

I just assumed someone desperate figured if they could boil this stuff it might be food.

NigelFrobisher,

I want to know who the hell invented nettle tea. Like, let’s try putting the stinging leaves in water and ingesting them.

OpenStars, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Which demon did I just summon to this earthly plane by watching this? Ah well, it’ll have to fight the ones already here for dominance, so I’m sure it will be fine. :-P

Tai, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@Tai@lemm.ee avatar

If you love table salt, but don’t like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

Kase, (edited )

If you love table salt but don’t lick it directly off the floor, you actually like table more than salt

StThicket, in Abortion crow

Damn, this is dark

makyo, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there

hperrin,

Bake me, oven daddy.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Kinky

p1mrx,

This kills the head.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Then just stick your dick in it like a normal person /s

p1mrx, (edited )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxOXzE5A8w&t=47s

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, I’m not clicking that.

p1mrx,

The link is relevant. I’m never gonna let you down.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If that’s a rickroll I swear I will find you and slap you.

EDIT: it wasn’t.

p1mrx,

sigh, to think anyone would lie directly to cheezus.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Only if you apply it directly to the forehead

AeonFelis, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

hperrin, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

Kedly,

Anti Death Penalty US’ers really dont agree with you atm

p1mrx,

I like pure oxygen just fine at 0.2 atm.

afraid_of_zombies,

So does fire. RIP Apollo 1.

p1mrx, (edited )

Apollo 1 used pure oxygen at 1 atm. At 0.2 atm they’d be fine.

Varyk, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Aaaaaaa hahahaha fuck you,yes, I love this

IAmTheZeke, in it's difficult...

With great power, there must also come great responsibility

ColeSloth, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

But what if I like cold roasted chicken?

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Congrats on your love of carbon!

KevonLooney,

Then you like the Maillard Reaction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

ColeSloth,

Well he’ll yeah I do. But… I also kinda like not getting food poisoning, so there’s that.

ExLisper, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Is this the best joke ever written? No. Wait, I meant yes. Yes it is.

PatMustard, in Open your eyes, people.

Long John Silver the pirate?

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