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HonoraryMancunian, in Learn something new every day

I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

HollowNaught,
@HollowNaught@lemmy.world avatar

That would explain why I wasn’t getting the joke

0x4E4F, in This fish have hats e lol

I think they’re just confused and have a really bad headache over wondering why they’re larger than the cammels.

awwwyissss,

Cammmels come in all shapes and sizes, if they had hats they might challenge these premium fish.

epicsninja,

Ah, I see you have been tricked by perspective. The camels are actually normal sized, but they are very far away, so they look small.

Psythik,

I don’t believe fish have the intellectual capability to feel confusion.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

The illusive Scubacamel

squid_mcnasty, in Don't
@squid_mcnasty@lemmy.world avatar
DJDarren,

Where can I find more information?

PopShark,

Don’t

set_secret, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

or that he is his dad

peg,

Or that his dad is in the small dick.

B1naryB0t, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.

lowleveldata,

TIL I’m born divine

seiryth, (edited )

Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence

originalucifer, in Skeleton Fact #1020
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

define empty. i seem to recall this being difficult on a physics level.. lots of ephemeral nonsense

Viking_Hippie,

I seem to recall lots of ephemeral nonsense in general. It’s a problem sometimes.

gmtom, in Inspired by the International Court of Criminal Justice's ruling today

I’m fucking begging to learn that

  1. The UN or ICC or whoever are not the world police.
  2. They haven’t made and actual decision on the case yet, so what they can do at this stage is very limited.
Viking_Hippie,

The UN or ICC or whoever are not the world police.

They are supposed to be, though, and would be if the Big 5 on the security council would let them.

what they can do at this stage is very limited.

Especially since they’re hamstrung by the dogged US government insistence that everyone’s eyes and ears have been lying about Israel for the past 75 years.

jmcs, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

So anywhere between 30 and 60 cubic decimeters and 800kg and who knows what they still consider a baby elephant.

remotelove, (edited )
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

So… Almost between tierce and a rundlet? Or is it just over a quater?

DharmaCurious, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

The size of a corgi? That’s nearly an 8th of a bald eagle. If it’s really the weight of a baby elephant, then that’s at least 200 pistols. That’s hella dense, but i wish they’d use standard measures. I hate having to translate that into American like this.

Whirling_Cloudburst,

They do that to invite curiosity that facilitates learning. But. I get you.

Anyway what kind of pistols are we talking about here? A Desert Eagle .44 weighs in about 72oz while a baby elephant is about 200-300 lbs (lets settle in at about 250). Therefore, that is 1000 lbs. A thousand pounds is 16000 oz and that makes it about 222 Desert Eagles .44.

anonymouse, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

Horseboy just sounds wrong tho

rdri,

Horseman more like it.

Melt,

Half man, half horse is called centaur, so full man, full horse is called double centaur?

mojofrododojo,

I pity the poor clydesdale a Centaur Horseman rides into battle.

Hotdogman,

Mancow horse

robocall, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one dense meteor

SonnyVabitch,

See, it worked!

How much is that in washing machines?

SnokenKeekaGuard, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some Alex Horne metric that is

Mr_Blott,

How many Little Alex Hornes per baby elephant?

gravitas_deficiency, in How much for cuddles?

no nagging for a week

Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.

WeeSheep,

Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers. Reminding him to care for his kids because he doesn’t recognize how children as his responsibility is now a women’s personality issue, rather than a man’s personality issue. It’s wild that a woman doing merely most of the care work and the full entirety of family organization from cleaning to meals has become something to look down on as a woman failing rather than men being irresponsible and not respecting their spouse.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m really surprised this got downvoted… don’t get me wrong, I downvoted as well, but… this is not what I expected.

activ8r,

Wow. What an incredibly sexist comment.

RaoulDook,

You may be right in general, but none of that is a good excuse for a transactional sex life.

If I wanted to exchange services (labor) for sex, I could simply take the money earned from labor to purchase it from a prostitute. That is not what a marriage should be like.

stevehobbes,

I don’t think the kids pay you to clean up their puke or blowouts.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

women tend to

I’m gonna stop you right there dawg

Drewelite,

Men tend to trend more irresponsible, women more neurotic, in my experience. There’s plenty of exceptions, but on the whole that’s what I’ve seen. Neither is good, both can collapse a relationship. In straight relationships this can result in women taking on everything. Even where she’s overcome (or not originally had) any neuroticism, a sufficiently irresponsible man can still put the problem on her shoulders.
What I think you’re omitting is that this can happen in reverse.

Even when a man overcomes (or didn’t originally have) any irresponsibility, a sufficiently neurotic woman can still put all the problems on him. He has to pull the tasks away from her because she thinks only she can do it ‘right’. Only then can he pull his weight. But he then must also do the dance of convincing his partner that he’s doing a good job, or she’ll just feel compelled to do the work again herself.

Of course most relationships are somewhere between these extremes. And some even see the roles reversed. People are, of course, extremely diverse. But this is a common pattern I’ve seen.

WeeSheep,

Well put!

Katrisia, (edited )

Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers.

Thank you. Nobody’s seeing that. All the comments saying the woman is mean, instead of talking about how irresponsible the man must be that he needs a reward system to do what he should be doing on his own* for his family.

*I’m not sure if it’s the right expression. I mean by his own volition and out of responsibility.

Edit: I won’t acknowledge the rest of your comment because, honestly, it got confusing.

gravitas_deficiency,

You are making a lot of sweeping generalizations that are wildly inaccurate. Some of those statements (hell, maybe all of them) may be true for certain socio-political subgroups of our society, but I absolutely do not agree that that’s the dynamic through which most heterosexual people view their partners (or more accurately, the idea of a partner).

You’re basically just regurgitating the “atomic family” ethos from back in the 1950s.

taanegl,

Look at his eyes, and look at his face… this is the trained male.

Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.

The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it’s up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.

Look at his eyes. He’s truly worked for this.

Fribbtastic,

Why did I read that with the David Attenborough voice in mind?

bobs_monkey,

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Listen to this guy, he knows what he’s talking about

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

On the contrary, given my current life experience, I damn well diserve answers to all the questions I may have… if there are none or not enough, yes, the transaction is not worthwile.

Kecessa,

Look guys, I’ve spotted the incel!

taanegl, (edited )

Voluntary. I’m ace. But I’m also an aspiring Gonzo writer. Check my other comments.

iheartneopets,

Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a sarcastic view on what the meme depicts. We are in shitposts after all.

Kecessa,

“sarcastic”

Yeah I wouldn’t get my hopes up

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s the fun part about sarcasm, you never know how much of what that person said or wrote he really identifies with.

TseseJuer,

it’s hilarious nonetheless

Psythik,

Because it’s entertaining.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Lad should just whack it to succubus porn like the rest of us.

Kecessa, in Well........

Aren’t you a little old for juice with a straw?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.

sin_free_for_00_days,

Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That’s the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.

Ensign_Crab,

Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you’re performing a ritual sacrifice.

awwwyissss,

Toss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man

TheDoozer, in Opposite of clickbait

That headline was a rollercoaster.

awwwyissss,

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

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