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SirSmokeAlot, in Dangerous moment on the road

To me that looked like a well performed manoeuvre.

Montagge,
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Looks like a shit driver to me

distantsounds,

Yeah, you should never film while driving…especially in snowy conditions…and definitely not with your arm out the window

Enoblk,
@Enoblk@lemmy.world avatar

The car filmed does seem to have European plates, so the person filming could be the passenger of a right hand drive car. But I can’t really tell much more from the video

Vinny_93,

There are only a few countries in Europe that have right have drive cars, most well known is England. On the mainland we mostly do it the normal way.

papalonian,

someone having fun doing something I would never do

Clearly they lack skill and knowledge.

GiveMemes,

They clearly lack skill and knowledge based on the shitty uncontrolled spin that they barely pulled themselves out of. Did they have to better than 90% of drivers to know how to countersteer? Yes. Are they still dogshit compared to the top 1% also yes except they think they’re invulnerable as it’s usually poorly (if at all) trained teenagers and young adults that do incredibly stupid shit like this.

tryagain,

You seem upset.

papalonian,

What a weird gatekeep-y comment. “They didn’t perform as well as the top 1% they’re incredibly stupid” what is it with this post that has all the butthurt people coming out

GiveMemes,

Probably all the people doing things like this that think they’re hot shit and then kill a family of 4 being an idiot on public roads.

Falcon,

Could you share the link to some of your driving videos?

I like cars and I’d love to see your stuff.

Hikermick,

Agreed. Something about their driving seemed very deliberate. Either that or they’re an asshole that got luckey

phoenixz,

Eh, the way they were filming this was obviously a setup

flambonkscious,

I concur - it seems like the chances of recovering so gracefully (vs ending up in a ditch, or similar) are miniscule.

Plus the while setting is conveniently clear, like its been planned

Seudo,

In Aus they do it on gravel with bunky utes. In UAE they do it on bitumen with new Mercs. Takes a bit of fine tuning but it’s the same same.

Wanderer, in Male Loneliness

Remember the glory that was 90’s optimism.

30 years later I thought we would live in a better 90’s.

Instead we live in a really shit future that’s worse than even the 90s.

Deme,

I don’t disagree, but this context is a bit weird given that starship troopers depicts a rosy vision of the future but with fascism.

Wanderer, (edited )

I know there is a bit Internet belief that starship troopers is fascist but I’m not convinced.

Everyone is equal, free healthcare and education.They have an entry to vote so admittedly not everyone gets a vote. But absolutely anyone can choose to serve their government and by serving you automatically get a vote. Tbh I think there are arguments for that system. Once you get citizenship the system is completely democratic. They have propaganda but it is total war and which democracy hasn’t had propaganda during total war?

The book goes into it more and the book is a lot more serious and less campy. Verhoeven did try to twist it as much as possible which lost a lot but he still made a really entertaining movie.

Deme, (edited )

Sorry for the late reply. I admit I haven’t read the book and thus can’t comment on it, but the movie is a great commentary on fascism, because it surprises us by making us notice that “Wait a second, I’m rooting for the fascists. How did that happen?!”. The visual messaging is pretty clear with the giant eagles, Hugo Boss leather uniforms and overall militarlism and xenophobia, but it goes much deeper than that.

Everyone gets free healthcare and education, as long as you’re part of ‘us’ instead of ‘them’. We’re used to the fascism where ‘us’ is some ethnic or religious group of humans and ‘them’ is some different group of humans. In starship troopers however, the fascism gets to fly under the radar by making the entirety of humanity the in-group. The aliens don’t need to be dehumanized because they’re quite clearly not human. Yet they feel fear and are only reacting to the spread of humans into their neighbourhood, while humans are outright shouting for genocide. “The only good bug is a dead bug!”

Wisecrack made a good breakdown of this a while back.

Anyolduser,

We’re communicating instantaneously over a globe spanning computer network. In the early 90s that was not possible for the average joe. It was only in the very tail end of the decade that doing so didn’t require a fair amount of money and/or technical knowledge.

The network provides all of the information in every library on the planet to us instantaneously.

Kusimulkku,

No offense but I’d gladly not talk to any of you fuckers if it meant all the good shit came back

Asafum,

I hate those kinds of takes to be honest…

The world is on fire, fascism is on the rise, war is everywhere, prices are out of control, the future looks bleak as fuck, but yeah we have tictok… Woohoo…

Land_Strider,

Whenever I hear about “but we have such and such technologies that we didn’t have in the olden times you so fondly mention” as if we deride the technological marvels as the cause of current worse times. We could simply had most, if not all, of these technological improvements on top of 90s movie styles, games quality, face to face conversations, outside activities, etc. had we not taken to radicalization of every thought via mass media plus manipulated social media. One major tenable improvement besides the mostly-unrelated technological improvements that we have over 90s is the more equal rights for a lot of gender varieties and equal rights for women, and that is just about it. We have almost regressed on a lot more societal aspects all over the word, including, and sometimes more prominently, in the first world countries.

These kind of takes can be on the extreme so as to attribute all these technological improvements to a person/party. In Turkey, we have these old conservatives that attribute smartphones, relative food abundance, computers, car abundance, restaurants to Erdoğan’s reign, and arguing we wouldn’t be having these otherwise. I feel the same energy from these types of comments.

Cort,

Tbf telephones are/were a globe spanning computer network that allows instant communication… Even pre 90s

qjkxbmwvz,

Prohibitively expensive for many though. Long distance, and especially international, could be super pricey.

afraid_of_zombies,

That way we can communicate how we can’t afford mediation, food, or housing.

iknowitwheniseeit,

I saw someone point out on a reply similar nostalgic message: this is basically the plot of The Matrix.

Aux,

There was no optimism in my country in 90-s. It was extreme poverty, extreme crime, no food, no jobs and near civil war. Fuck 1990-s.

Wanderer,

Republic of Ireland?

For most of the west and a lot of countries in Asia. Things were good.

HerbalGamer,
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Usually when we’ve done well. it’s because a lot of others didn’t.

Dra, (edited )

Lol ireland

Aux,

The whole of Soviet block. Which is a fuck loads of people.

Wanderer,

The mistakes of the soviet empire really did ask get repaid in the 90s and that did such.

But for a lot of countries that was a great time that they finally got free from Russia.

Aux,

A great time was in 2000-s, in 1990-s all these countries were ravaged by crime from Russia and extreme poverty because their economies relied heavily on Russia. You can’t switch your economy overnight. Just look at UK post Brexit and they don’t have even a fraction of problems people had post USSR.

EdibleFriend, in Good morning madam
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

We have always just been weird as fuck haven’t we?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Seems totally normal to me.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Yeah, you see a guy taking a nice walk with his penis-trolley and your first instinct is to whip out your palette and easel to immortalize it on canvas. Privacy is dead.

GiuseppeAndTheYeti,

Great username

qyron,

Granma’s grandma grandma was more wild than you can imagine and want to admit.

EdibleFriend,
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Wouldn’t surprise me. When my grandmother died and my mother read her diary we learned that she was a drunken slut.

qyron,

And then there is that sort of event.

MrJameGumb, (edited ) in Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I did not know that about Larry Bird! I looked it up after seeing this post and apparently his trash talking skills and his ability to psych people out are legendary lol

negativeyoda,

I don’t really follow or care about basketball, but I grew up during the showtime era and had a relative in LA. Bird was feared. Every so often I’ll disappear down a YouTube rabbit hole about him. Dude ruled

Tikiporch,

Basketball was a different game back then. As many fists thrown as insults.

saltnotsugar, in Dude, get out of here

Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn’t a wallop!

People don’t often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!

3ntranced,

To be fair most approaching mammals don’t have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

But just look at that smiley boi.

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar
  1. Don’t put your skull in his mouth then, you goof.
  2. You’d be surprised how much damage mammals can inflict with ease.
Mwallerby, in How Croissants are made

This does not spark joy

AaronMaria, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

danc4498,

If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

Neato, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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I did a local reddit meetup like a decade ago.

Don’t.

It wasn’t bad. It was just weird. Just a bunch of random dudes at a bar.

platypus_plumba,

What were you expecting?

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Here’s the classic: https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/3ca0a883-80d8-4e54-8a8f-c1c949853781.jpeg

There’s loads of photos if you search images for “reddit meetup”. A sea of autistic, social outcasts with BO. It’s kinda sweet 🥲

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lots of tiddies, I like that 🤤.

KnightontheSun,

Boobs and moobs!

SendMePhotos,

Love me a good tit Pic.

Laticauda,

I mean, they look like they’re having fun. Idk what about this image reads as them being social outcasts, or autistic, or having BO. Is it because a bunch of them are heavy set? Is that the only reason?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

The only really odd thing to me is the fact that it’s in front of a storage unit. Otherwise, it just looks like a random party.

kautau,

There are more people in this photo than pixels

Tristaniopsis,

You mean lbs of people?

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They had to blur the everything

jaybone,

Was the meetup at a storage facility?

Rai,

Peak internet meetup for me was /b/, shockingly. A Scientology protest. Went with my partner-at-the-time, wearing V masks. Met a lot of genuinely fun, regular people.

There were like 50+ people who showed up. It was wild!

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I went to one in 2012 because I just moved and didn’t know anyone. yea i didn’t go to a second

Thcdenton, in Some free fruit

My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.

joshLaserbeam,

The lemon stealing whore is real!

gears,
rob_t_firefly,
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Thcdenton,

I just looked into the meme history, turns out his co-star was either murdered or commited suicide too. Fuckin hell porn can be a nightmare.

cooopsspace,

As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.

Thcdenton,
cooopsspace,

Image doesn’t load. But if it’s a ring tail that’s a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.

Thcdenton,

Ah gotcha. It was a gif of baby american opossums eating fruit. They are good tempered and adorable.

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.

Edit: here’s the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.

elscallr,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It’s a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.

Agent641,

Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

keefshape,

Who wouldn’t download a vineyard?!

Vespair,

I believe I saw a documentary about her

PrinceWith999Enemies, in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

It’s a tough life in the salami mines.

Sarmyth,

It really does look like salami…

Agent641,

My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

Thermal_shocked,

I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed

gravitas_deficiency,

That’s good parenting right there

shlocko,

It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.

Maultasche, in How does ears work?
OpenStars,
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RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But at the cost of making a cat homeless. THIS IS PRICE THAT IS PAYED WHEN YOU WANT CAT EARS.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

B...b...but are you saying that you could not love such a homely creature?

Actually, I jest but if you had like a barn it could still catch mice, plus would scare away any human "visitors" really quick! :-P

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I could love it, bit not many would. Of course, even I have my limits and can’t save them all.

Nepenthe, in Webcam repairman
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Not even solely relegated to old people, either, unless the fediverse thinks 30-40 is old. We had one woman come by our shit little dollar store about 20 minutes after we'd closed. So, long enough for us to start counting out, cleaning, etc., but not long enough to go home yet.

Noticed the door was locked. Noticed those of us not still busy were hanging out and chatting while we waited, surreptitiously watching this person. Visibly read the store hours. Tried the lock again.

Started prying open the door while we all stared in horror, ended up breaking it, then threw a whole fit to boot because we couldn't sell her anything with all the tills in the back room and we kept trying to kick her out for some reason.

She wasn't even high. She was just that entitled, because very often for suburban moms, the rules don't apply if you don't let them.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I was the PM/Closing Supervisor at a shady (aren’t they all) Kmart for a few years. That job is the sole reason I will never work in general retail or a department store again. People would come on during the final closing announcements and disregard them completely, continuing to shop for 20-30 minutes even with reminders, and then arriving at the till breathing loudly through their mouths with huge books of unorganized coupons further complicating the transaction. God forbid you comment on the time or their lack of courtesy, lest you’ll be called a fucking racist and/or reported to the clownshow that was Sears Holdings corporate offices.

Viking_Hippie,

unless the fediverse thinks 30-40 is old

Nah, I’m pretty sure most of us are in that range or older 🤷

Also, commiserations for being subjected to a Mega-Karen 😬

KpntAutismus,

i think people are “middle aged” in that range. i would call someone who has been around for 50-60 years old.

Viking_Hippie,

I’d say middle aged goes from 40-59 and old starts at 60. 30s are neither really young nor middle aged. It’s the limbo years!

Personally, I’m an elder millenial/junior middle aged 😁

InternetCitizen2,

I think its old.

Viking_Hippie,

Congratulations on still being all young and perky-titted/shortscrotumed, I guess? 🤷

TheFriar,

Scrotum-length is in the eye of the beholder.

Annihilate all short scrotes

nightofmichelinstars,

Please tell me she was made to pay for the door she broke.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

The manager of that store was the same one who, to name just a few occasions:

  • Disregarded safety and climbed up the boxes herself when doing truck, resulting in a large container being dislodged from the top and landing directly on an employee's face, breaking his nose. She begged him not to tell, and he really should have. While I can't say that she 100% wouldn't have paid him off, he was also just really nice.
  • Made fun of another employee's weekly pay in front of all their coworkers. It was only in the double digits because they'd had the flu for weeks.
  • When a customer bought a candy bar, stood there in line and ate the entire thing, then immediately demanded a full refund because they "didn't like it," forced me to complete that refund because the customer is always right.
  • Calmed a different customer over the holiday rush by publicly and very loudly threatening to fire me. The complaint had been quite simply that I (quote) "wasn't smiling enough" and this must have ruined this person's entire holiday spirit. Unbeknownst to the customer but fully known to my boss, I had just cremated my brother two weeks ago. The PTSD from that year's rush is just barely starting to fade twelve years later.

In short, the manager of this particular store would do whatever action was the cruelest to others with the least amount of effort on her part, but then fall all over herself to brown nose A Customer.

No, I'm not aware she was made to pay for the door. She very likely would have been allowed to shop if she physically could have.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry for laughing but the candy bar one sounds so much like a comedy skit.

Nepenthe, (edited )
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, it's much funnier with about 10 years and 200 miles between me and that moment, I assure you. In a faintly bitter way, but I'm willing to entertain.

xpinchx,

My fiance is a store manager for a big box and it was closed for Thanksgiving. A passerby pries the door open and broke it, setting off the alarm and alerting the security company. I had to drive her out there and she spent Thanksgiving waiting for a door vendor to show up to repair it and sign off 🥲

That’s my story on how some entitled asshole ruined a family holiday for us.

rsuri, (edited ) in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

I’ve done this on a simple timer app I developed.

Why? Because I want the timer to stop automatically during a phone call. To do this I need to request READ_PHONE_STATE (which bafflingly tells the user the permission is to “make and manage phone calls”). Unfortunately, there’s no way to alter the permission request to tell the user (at least in Android) why you want the permission. They really need to make the permissions more granular and provide some way for devs to communicate what the permission is for.

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

This is why, on the occasion of necessary permissions not being set, a lot of apps nowadays have a popup which tells the user something like “you need to grant permission for X because it actually lets this app do legitimate thing Y” like you just told us, with a button to click over to do the permissions grab and trigger the OS popup.

brbposting,
hungryphrog, in How to keep a man

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

LemmyKnowsBest,
ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

And it looks disgusting

TrueStoryBob, in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

My Nephew: “What’s a fax machine?”

Me: “A landline network of low quality printers people used to use to do invoices and file for divorce.”

My Nephew: “Landline?”

jubilationtcornpone,

So my oldest kid was grounded from her iPhone one time. Feeling generous one evening, I told her she could use the desk phone in my office to call friends on. It’s an old school red landline with no frills. Just buttons to dial the number and an actual bell that rings. The kind that’s only an upgrade from a rotary disl. It’s mostly for emergencies and never gets used.

Anyway, she sits down at the desk, stares at the phone, and is like, “Ok. What do I do?” It took me a second to realize she was asking how to make a phone call. I told her to pick up the handset and dial the phone number. The whole time she’s just shooting me looks like she doesn’t believe this is actually going to work.

cleek,

And the name of the kid: Albert Einstein

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Is she used to contacts and doesn’t know how to dial a phone number even on a smartphone? Or just unsure because it works a little different.

Plopp,

What’s a phone number?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

All I get is ads and scam calls, might as well disable the phone app at this point.

v81,

Sounds like she’s rarely out never noticed you use it either… Which makes it interesting both because of the uncommon UI and workflow, and she has not had regular observations to learn from.

For those of us that have operated both it’s a non issue.

But think of how you’d go about it with zero knowledge. I bet most would try dialling the number without lifting the receiver.

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