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SubArcticTundra, in Opposite of clickbait
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How did she not recognize her face!?

andrewta,

Because how you look when you are very young can change as you get older.

abirdperson,
@abirdperson@lemmy.world avatar

Or

andrewta,

What do you mean by “or”?

abirdperson,
@abirdperson@lemmy.world avatar

Well I’m not saying it.

andrewta,

Then why even bring anything up?

Zozano,

Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.

InfiniWheel,

Aging

gmtom,

Do you think babies look like adults but smaller?

FlyingSquid, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know who runs the Jerusalem Post, but they are constantly measuring asteroids passing near Earth against ridiculous things.

182 beavers - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-754217

100 hot dogs - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-749385

48 eggplants - www.jpost.com/science/article-740160

6 Darth Vaders (on Star Wars Day) - www.jpost.com/science/article-741979

That’s just a sample. They do it all the time.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh c’mon now darth vader has lost some weight since

hemko,

Okay this gotta be just simply poking fun on Americans

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Probably just to grab attention

assassinatedbyCIA, in Well........

Double puncture during cannulation. You need to flatten the needle after flashback before advancing a little more.

Aremel,

Then you have to occluded the vessel before removing the needle, unless you have one of those fancy self-occluding cannulas.

ummthatguy, in Ask a stupid question...
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Unforeseen,
SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

eager_eagle, in Ask a stupid question...
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Too real. I only found out that YMCA is a real thing a few years ago.

Ephera,

I had to read up on it just now. The abbreviation stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association” and apparently, it’s about as gay as it sounds, which the song celebrates.

bdonvr,

Is that really what it is? Shit I thought… well now that I think on it I’m not sure what I thought but not that. Some place with a pool and various physical activities.

BetaBlake,

That’s mostly it, it’s got a gym, pools, basketball court, some have workout classes some have prek classes, and after-school activities for kids

LemmyKnowsBest,

The Village People strongly assert that there was nothing homosexual intended in their song or music video.

Maggoty, (edited )

I’m sure they do. I’m also sure they’re giggling about it too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re sure they’re giggling? Are they even still alive? wouldn’t they be about 90 years old right now?

AngryCommieKender,

Victor Willis is still with the group, and he was one of the original members.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People

They have an impressive “Past Members” section.

eager_eagle, (edited )
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

**Gay as in cheerful and happy*.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, it’s just a song about young men hanging out with all the boys and having fun doing whatever they feel.

So you can interpret it to not be gay if you want… it is open ended when it says “do whatever you feel” so if you don’t feel like having gay sex then you can substitute whatever you want in there instead of gay sex. So it’s technically not about having gay sex at the YMCA. Technically.

Bottom line is if you think the song is catchy and like doing the fun dance routine, you don’t have to feel like it makes you gay if you do the dance. Just do whatever you feel, it’s fun!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well it was originally designed as a charitable organization to, among other things, provide temporary housing for homeless young men.

Funny thing though, it turns out the way a lot of young men ended up being homeless was bigoted Christian parents kicking them out for being gay.

brown567, in Ask a stupid question...

I’m shocked that wasn’t an option

rubythulhu,

It’s the “radio” option, they just haven’t updated the form in 40y

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Online & email didn’t exist 40 years ago

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

IPv4 is 43 years old, and there was the arpanet before that. They probably meant Usenet with the term “online”. The first E-Mail was sent in 1971.

But tbh, I am quite impressed how early the YMCA adopted.

rubythulhu,

online, 70y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/online#etymonline_v_7031

email, 41y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/e-mail#etymonline_v_5763

The internet didn’t exist at this time, but those two words did, and referred to their pre-internet equivalents.

Also, I was making a joke. But you do happen to be incorrect.

fkn,

Things many people discovered again in this comment:

Fuck, I’m old.

dlpkl, in dark side

Bark side of the moon

JizzmasterD,

I would also have accepted “bark side of the hund”

SnokenKeekaGuard, in 🎵Sway with ease🎵
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

SWAY WITH GEASE OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT

TragicNotCute,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

One of the best parts of Lemmy is that you can edit the post. No one has to know…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’d feel like a cheat

takeda, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

Originally cowboy was a cattle herder that traditionally was horseback riding.

sxan, in Is that your boyfriend?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Will someone finally explain the difference between Venom and Swarm Spiderman? Because they look the same (or would, if the Swarm had ever taken Parker).

CaptnNMorgan,

Swarm is a bunch of bugs while venom is alien black goo. I’m curious when they look the same?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Brood! Shit, the Brood, not The Swarm. Brain fart while posting.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zvC1gZKX4QI/U4UVnwONFXI/AAAAAAAALk8/DvhsT0w4EgY/s1600/01.jpg

CaptnNMorgan,

The Brood is like a cross between the symbiotes and xenomorphs but more organized than both

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

The Venom illustrations always remind me of that Brood cover.

writeblankspace, in Opposite of clickbait

dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!

Moof_Kenubi,

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

jaybone,

Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.

lowleveldata, in Opposite of clickbait

…because the groom had been adopted

Disappointing

lars,

From the bride’s parents probs

joyjoy,

What are you doing, step brother?

Jakdracula, in Everything I hate in one pic
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

mariusafa,

Carl Sagan facts.

chaotic_altruist,

Woah, you sound higher than I am!

… But honestly, cool insights, thanks

Tikiporch,

If you like that, then you should search for other Carl Sagan writing and videos. Cosmos is a good start.

mojofrododojo,

Look at that dot.

Every asshole you ever knew is there. Every corrupt politician stealing food from the needy is there. Every child molester, every rapist you ever read about. Every war criminal ever identified is right fucking there.

Honestly, all the good stuff is too, but damn… maybe we should just do the universe a favor before all those fuckwits escape and pollute the cosmos.

OpenStars, in We do kind of suck...
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

We should maybe try to suck less.

Here I’ll start: you are kind of awesome Flying Squid, making Lemmy worth coming to day in and day out… even if the thought of your Eldritch strangeness does terrify me! :-P

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, OpenStars, that is very kind of you. And if I didn’t have the Lemmy equivalent of face blindness, I’m sure I would have similar nice things to say about you. You seem like a very nice person!

However, as far as Eldrich strangeness goes, worry no more! Our natural world is strange enough!

phys.org/news/2013-02-bird-plane-squid.html

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

T-t-that’s not terrifying at all, n-n-nope!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, we don’t want to take over the world, we only want to get revenge on those fucking crabs.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh yeah, screw those guys - carry on then. :-D

Jerkface,

“Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.”

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar
FlihpFlorp,

Is the flying squid you linked, does a new one take control and share the account each day or are you like the collective consciousness of them

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

FlihpFlorp,

Good to know

Aremel, in real

Cautionary tale?

Mechaguana,

Yeah info would be nice

ABC123itsEASY,

P sure he ded

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