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dylanmorgan, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

Can anyone link to the original comic or cartoon? The version I heard was a duck walking into a bar.

FlyingSquid,
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dylanmorgan,

Thanks!

I do prefer the version where the bartender says “if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the bar!” Duck comes back in, asks “got any nails?” “No, why?” “Got any grapes?”

FlyingSquid,
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That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

Thcdenton, in How much for cuddles?
Tehgingey,

I just watched this episode today! Show is is good, I love old adult swim cartoons. I gotta rewatch through Xavier Renegade Angel at some point as well

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

shai-huludussy

aviationeast,

Bless it’s cumming and going…

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Bless the Maker and his Water 💦💦💦

XEAL,

Dunelight

Fleshdune

PeriodicallyPedantic,

If you make a lamp out of communion wafers, is that a Fleshlight of Christ?

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Ah fuck, I should have called it: Shai-hulussy

It sounds much better spoken aloud.

pennomi, in look within

It took a while to understand why this was so deeply unsettling to me… it’s not that the eyeball rolls back into the head to look at the brain, it’s that the eyeball itself somehow has an eyelid…

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

and it disappears in the last panel

Klaymore,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

And the brain has an eyeball…

SnokenKeekaGuard, in look within
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Still have the libido of a 15 yo at 23. Unless I’m going through a depressive episode … The other kind of fucked in that case

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Check yourself for bipolar lol.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Something is wrong with my mind-I just don’t know what

gibmiser,

Like for lumps? Is it in my balls? I feel like it would be in my balls.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It’s in your balls (hypersexuality is a symptom)

Technus, in We're totally screwed

This post just gave me the most cursed idea ever.

Am x86 processor competitor but instead of implementing every single opcode it just has the common ones, and any unknown opcode it asks ChatGPT to write an equivalent C language implementation, JIT-compiles it and executes it.

grue,

Congratulations, you just reinvented basically the same thing (minus the “AI” buzzword) that Transmeta was doing a quarter-century ago.

oddsys,
Technus,

I didn’t say it was original.

walter_wiggles, in Cam girls

I’m just trying to keep my Fem Boi Investigator happy.

anemoia_one, (edited )

The unixsocks community is actually solely posts by remote NSA agents

robotica, in Nothing in his mind but the f o o d i n t h e p o t

Whatever is in that pot, I wouldn’t call food…

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

I think it is bone broth

ricecake, in How much for cuddles?

I’m glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I’m also amused at how many people don’t know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.

Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.

JDubbleu,

It honestly blows my mind how many people on Lemmy are completely incapable of interpreting sarcasm. I know Poe’s Law and all that, but this is pretty clearly a joke.

bstix,

The comments are really weird. Not just about the chart training and prostitutional aspect, but also that people who argue about it still seem to have a shared opinion that stererotypical men won’t do these tasks.

So, even if they acknowledge that the meme is crazy in one way or the other, they’re still reinforcing the negative stereotype of the bumbling sitcom dad and that these tasks are not manly or something.

This joke is quite toxic even when understood as a joke.

TimewornTraveler,

if you think people like this don’t really exist then… lucky you!

kromem, (edited )

As has been pointed out before, Lemmy is mostly people who up and left Reddit.

There’s a variety of different archetypes that did that.

And it explains a lot of the more head scratching experiences I’ve had here.

The_Lopen,

I’m appalled that you actually expect me to do research on memes and not accept them at face value. Leave my propaganda addled mind in peace dammit.

HowManyNimons,

Ten. It’s a ten year old joke.

ricecake,

Oh, you’re right. Also: oh God, you’re right. :(

ryan213, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

You mean Gapes of Wrath? Oh wait, wrong community.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Any of the nswf communitities.

daniskarma, in Learn something new every day

Jokes on you. I don’t know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know how to properly pronounce english and that’s exactly why it didn’t work for me.

mhague, in How much for cuddles?

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

FeelzGoodMan420,

One thing I have noticed is that most people assume that these obviously fake posts are real. I personally just assume everything is complete bullshit until proven otherwise. I guess I’m in the minority.

MaoZedongers,

I assume it’s fake, but there’s not much to talk about in that case, so I look for the people who think it’s real and then engage with them since their opinions are based how they feel about this very fucked up situation if it were real.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

vsis,
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“Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.

Tja, (edited )

Do you feel smart just because you are quoting Einstein?

  • Abraham Lincoln
prime_number_314159,

Yes, actually.

-Archimedes (translated)

Napain, in How much for cuddles?

are the straights ok?

duckythescientist,

No we aren’t 😞

TseseJuer,

do gays not give bjs after a certain amount of gold stars?

Agent641, (edited )

How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes this is outrage bate.

MaoZedongers,

hahaha

no

JackRiddle, in Learn something new every day

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

What?

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Shouldn’t you be in a town hall organizing instead of shit posting?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You were literally parotting conservative “bootstrap” propaganda on a serious post about the displacement of exploited communities around the world fuck off repub shill lmao

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

My condolences to your English teachers.

Also, you should probably look at someone’s profile before you call them conservative. For instance, you could look at some of my posts or even what instance I’m on and make some much more educated deductions.

I didn’t realize my single line of dialogue to you, me stating that you should take some personal responsibility for the situation you find yourself in was conservative propaganda.

PP_BOY_, (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

MuH PeRsOnAl ReSponSibilIty

I think the phrasing you used was “go wallow in self-pity like a pig,” to my rational argument that “um hey guys gentrification is bad,” and yes, it is conservative propaganda. But please try to put on the holier-than-thou “I’m unemotionally attached to this argument” tone that everyone hides behind after they make a fool of themselves in an online debate.

I’m very sorry to be the bearer of bad news about you actually being a conservative capitalist puppet, but I don’t believe your brain rot is past the P.O.N.R. Maybe spend a few weeks reflecting and reading, and you might be ready to have those grown-up conservations

Forester,
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RedditWanderer,

He’s literally Inigo Montoya.

name_NULL111653,

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

What?

peopleproblems, in Palworld

I was disappointed there weren’t tanks.

Then I unlocked Mossandos Grenade Launcher

I don’t need a tank anymore

Epicmulch,

They are actually going to add tanks and other vehicles

BananaOnionJuice,
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From what I’ve heard it’s a hodgepodge of different games so why not add tanks inspired by War Thunder, just remember to moderate the Pal forum.

JoShmoe,

Just wait til we get the Space Force dlc. That’s gonna be fire.

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