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superduperenigma, in You Are
eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

SELL SELL SELL

superduperenigma,

Superstonk: Here’s why this is good for $GME

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

My retirement!

0x4E4F, in Sit still please
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could you pull your top down while you’re at it?

tubaruco,

no, please push my down top instead

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, that works as well… am I pushing it right?

tubaruco,

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh come on, don’t be like that… you know you want to 😏.

tubaruco,

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK, OK… maybe later?

tubaruco,

sure, lets do this in the future

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cool 👍.

tubaruco,

hot ▫️⬛

🔸

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah, not in the mood now.

tubaruco,

me neither

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’ll do

DigitalTraveler42, in Ummm...

Y’all hating but as big and unattractive as she is there’s definitely some dude (or chick) getting in those guts, unlike incels.

0x4E4F, (edited )

You sure? Cuz I don’t think anything shorter of a 10m dildo can get anywhere near her guts.

Talking from experience. Big girls need big dick.

DigitalTraveler42, (edited )

Yeah I’m sure you’re talking from experience OP, lol.

You can tell by her confidence, if she wasn’t getting her fair share she wouldn’t be able to say what she’s saying so confidently, because looks aren’t everything, confidence and charisma can make up for a lot, plus it’s almost always easier for women to get theirs.

0x4E4F, (edited )

People can put on a good show. Actors do it all the time. People can act out confidence if they were inclined to do so.

DigitalTraveler42,

Really, that’s how acting works? Gee i would have never guessed that. /s

Do you know how to spot bad acting? The same way you can spot people lacking confidence, there’s tells, and she doesn’t seem to have any here, either she’s getting hers or she’s content with what she’s got going on in that department. Because realistically that’s what it’s all about, not like you would get a lot of aesexual incels, right?

But hey dude, enjoy that superiority complex you got going, I’m sure you can do so much better while hate posting two chicks clowning incels.

0x4E4F,

Do you know how to spot bad acting?

Yes I do. I can also give examples.

The same way you can spot people lacking confidence, there’s tells, and she doesn’t seem to have any here, either she’s getting hers or she’s content with what she’s got going on in that department. Because realistically that’s what it’s all about, not like you would get a lot of aesexual incels, right?

From what I could tell, she’s not asexual. If nothing else, overweight women usually have a higher sex drive and better orgasms (something to do with the fat and chemistry… I’ve read about it, but can’t remember where). The same is not true for men.

So, one, she’s either a REALLY good actor (not gonna bet on this to be honest), two, she’s getting her part (an arm can do much more than a penis can… not judging on kinks or preferences), or three, she’s asexual (not gonna bet on this either… especially by the way she’s dressed).

So, your point was, she’s probably getting it. I can agree with that based on what I saw. Is she getting it from who she wants? Not likely. Does she care? All she seems to care about is reddit and upvotes (judging by the firey nature of her reply and the length of it). Does that make her an incel? Technically no. Realistically, yes. If she does actually get it as much as she wants, but not by the person (persons) she wants to get it from, that’s mostly a male perspective (which can be true for overweight women). Imagne if there was an overweigt man sitting in her place and saying the same things she is saying and with the same ammount of confidence. Would you believe him? Over 90% of people would disregard it as a lie. Yet, she gets the benefit of the doubt. Why? Cuz she’s confident 💪.

But hey dude, enjoy that superiority complex you got going, I’m sure you can do so much better while hate posting two chicks clowning incels.

Wrong. The one trashing on incels is most likely and incel herself, but in another form and shape. If the question was “what is a porker”, I can bet you any amount you want, she was gonna go down in tears.

DigitalTraveler42,

Bro fr who tf cares this much? lmao fucking get a life.

0x4E4F,

I have one… I was just stupid enough to get in an online argument.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

PotatoesFall, in Jesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.

Flaws:

  • fails to address leap years
  • fails to address 365th day
  • moon cycle will still slowly deviate
  • retains clunky 7-day week that doesn’t interact will with decimal counting system

I like it, but I got an even better proposal. Weeks should have ten day weeks, and each month should have 3 weeks. summer/winter solstice and the spring/autumn equinox as well as new years day are special holidays that fall between months and interrupt the week cycle. In leap years, new years is two days.

The 1st, 11th and 21st of each month are now Mondays, so you can tell the weekday of any date. Months are the same length just like in Jesse’s proposal, but an even 30 instead of a clunky 28.

I’ve thought about this a lot

name_NULL111653,

Congratulations, you’ve successfully reinvented the Egyptian civil calendar, complete with the intercalary holidays and all. Literally the only change is to add weeks. And yes, it did work really well, especially since the feast could add or lose a day to adjust to a known reference (the rise and fall of the Nile in their case). I second this proposal to go back.

pm_me_your_quackers, in Fetishize This

What’s the conversion on Schrute plates to Stanley cups?

TokenBoomer,

50 Schrute bucks.

bingbong,

The same as the conversion rate of unicorns to leprechauns

Agent641, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

300mm spherical, 480 kilograms.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Why does that sound like something people put on their Tinder profiles

Sanctus, in You Are
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Hopefully conscription

walter_wiggles,

The rich must fight for their economy.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

If I remember the last time we had it, the rich could buy their way out of it with college enrollments and fake disabilities and shit.

jaschen, in Opposite of clickbait

For those who want to read more about it, I did the work and found the article.

news.yahoo.com/woman-discovers-her-sons-bride-182…

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses’ wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman noticed a birthmark on the bride’s hand, which looked strikingly similar to that of her long-lost child. Determined to uncover the truth, the woman mustered the courage to ask the bride’s parents whether she was adopted. After explaining her story and the identical birthmark, the bride’s parents eventually confirmed that their child had been adopted. Details were quickly ironed out and the bride confirmed that she was, indeed, the woman’s long-lost biological daughter. It turns out she went missing as a child and was picked up by her adoptive parents on the roadside some 20 years ago. The wedding could have been called off at this point, but the woman also revealed that her son — her now-daughter’s groom — was also adopted. The wedding proceeded as planned, but the shocking twist is one detour their guests will never forget. In photos that went viral on Chinese social media, the bride can be seen breaking down and hugging her long-lost mother tightly. It’s unknown how exactly the daughter went missing, but some are raising the possibility of human traffickers being the culprit. It’s also unclear whether the woman’s adopted son — now her son-in-law — will be searching for his own parents.

Ilovethebomb,

Mark my words, a movie will be made about this one day.

WarmSoda,

This has Hallmark all over it

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Nah, it’s not formulaic enough.

Vilian,

how if went missing because of traffickers, but was adopted at the roadside??

Shou,

Wonder if they wanted a son.

LemmyKnowsBest,

A trafficking reject 😢

bstix,

Road traffic works in mysterious ways.

lars,

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

jaybone,

You should merge as late as possible?

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s how zipper merge works

youtu.be/P96_FPMD9TA?si=uyy1rixz407bjIKk

MrBusiness,

In a civilized society maybe, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why city traffic assholes think sticking bumper to bumper and preventing mergers benefits them at all.

TexMexBazooka, in Ummm...

This thread is gonna be fun because some of our fellow lemurs are gonna feel real called out.

Watch for the fat jokes and misogyny, those ones.

0x4E4F,

I don’t think we got much of those when the big reddit wave hit… did we 🤔?

JoMiran, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

FenrirIII,

Especially in your vagina

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Congratulations !

I used to chuckle when the alphabetical order bot on reddit would reply to someone’s extremely dark comment with “Would you look at that? All the words in your comment are in alphabetical order!”

lugal,

I sometimes tried to summon that bot but it didn’t come when you did it intentionally

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I feel I only ever saw it appear when its presence was somewhat problematic lol

Honytawk,

But how would the bot know? They don’t understand the intentions behind the comments.

Unless it wasn’t a bot at all, but a human pretending to be a bot!

lugal,

I guess 1. it might only cover a fraction of comments so if you do it unintentionally and it doesn’t work you don’t notice so that’s a big bias 2. I didn’t try very often so it isn’t statistically significant 3. when I tried it often was in direct or indirect response to the bot so there might be a filter on the bot’s side.

And I sound like I tried more than once, I’m not even sure but surely at least once and at the very most thrice

FlyingSquid, in You Are
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

Is it weird, as a tail end gen x/elder millennial, to really hope Lehrer was right about this one?

MrJameGumb, in Chinese delivery!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, this is just bad… It’s so cringe it’s just painful to watch instead of being funny. Hopefully it’s fake

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a shitpost dude, what did you expect 😂.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Shitposts usually make people laugh. This one’s just a shitty post.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I found it funny, I shared it 🤷.

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Made me laugh

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t ask for much, but this was bad even for a shitpost… They’re usually at least kind of funny

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, it was funny to me 😂.

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Me too

TexMexBazooka,

People not finding it funny is funny to me. Good shitpost.

Sotuanduso, in Congratulations !

Wish we had some of these fun bots on Lemmy.

Jumuta,

ehh i find them really boring and annoying honestly

robotica,

Compromise - allow them with a poll, block them if you don’t like them

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It’s easy to make them but those bots, for now, are unneeded and if you ask me annoying. You can expect them when Lemmy becomes more popular though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.

NegativeInf, in Unpopular opinion

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move”

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Alternately:

“The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose Transformers are formed, ruining it forever. A Thursday.”

(via)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’

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