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barttier, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@barttier@feddit.de avatar
  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
Valmond,

2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

Shiggles,

Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Anon does a little trolling
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s just sad

Aganim, in I don't know how to title this

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

ShieldsUp,

foolproof? There aren’t even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!

SoylentBlake, in Pavlov's conditioning

The correct answer is

Fuck Pavlov

Motherfucker is like the Hitler of dogs. It’s a shame his name is remembered for the conditioning and not the mutilation. Dude was a monster.

Franzia,

Wait really? Ive never been told about this

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, he cut holes in their throats so food would fall out and added additional holes along the digestive tract to collect various “gastric juices”. He also, apparently, started a business harvesting and selling said juices as a cure for indigestion… not sure how that worked, seems like it would cause more than it cured.

Scribbd,

My god. We don’t deserve dogs if we are not adjusting Pavlov’s reputation for this.

smooth_tea,

Jfc, to what end? All this retroactive cancelling of dead people is just diddling yourself for feel-good reasons. Get over it and be different instead of waving some flag that says you are different.

jose1324,

How about… both?

Yearly1845,

How are you supposed to be different if no one ever tells you what was wrong the first time?

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I get what you’re saying, but I personally don’t find it tiring. It’s just a part of contextualizing history. I think of it as a reminder of the progress we’ve made (I hope) - that we can put an asterisk beside someone’s name in the history books.

Kind of like how it’s impossible to talk about the history of hypothermia research without acknowledging its grossly unethical source.

Twelve20two,

Oh you mean actually learning from history to prevent repeating atrocities

sebinspace,

Mate learning from history’s jackasses is how we move forward as a society. Cancelling? The fuck are we cancelling? You said it yourself, fucko is dead, cancelled by life, you don’t get much more “cancelled” than that.

smooth_tea,

Move forward as a society, that’s a good one. Please do tell how you’re going to change your ways now that you know someone famous did something heinous. Fuck all is going to happen, and all of this unearthing of our evil past to better ourselves is just a form of self delusion and shock value, typical for the outrage culture of these days.

The only reaction to this new found wisdom is “and then what”? And if you took two seconds to analyze the situation instead of getting on your high horse to start a new crusade you’d probably come to the same conclusion.

Cancelling? The fuck are we cancelling?

What is being implied here is that because he did something bad, all of a sudden that has to be mentioned every time he’s brought up. It’s completely pointless and just a testimony to how insecure we are as a society. It’s like having to cover up female ankles in case we get “urges”. It’s completely ridiculous.

This is the not how we move forward as a society, in fact it is a form of regression and infantility. An inability to hold two opposing ideas in our heads and instead throwing out the baby with the bath water because everyone constantly needs to reassure the person next to them how virtuous they are.

A progressive society does not need to retroactively change history, it can accept the imperfections of the past in the knowledge that we’ve already changed.

jandar_fett,

Quit inhaling your own farts.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Out of curiosity, what do you believe has had a larger negative impact on your life:

  1. Rando’s on the internet citing Pavlov being a dick? Or
  2. You wasting the time to rant about that for paragraphs?
sebinspace, (edited )

We move forward as a society by recognizing that jackasses in history participated in jackassery, and by learning that some of those jackasses were framed as “good” or “leaders” or “briliant” or whatever were, in reality, pretty fucked up individuals, so that we may understand our history isn’t as flawless and unbloody as we maybe learned as children.

For instance, I was taught throughout my childhood that Henry Ford was a revolutionary leader and the inventor of the automobile. Found it a bit odd that, later on, they moved the goalpost, so that instead of having invented the automobile, he invented the assembly line! He didn’t even do that.

In fact, Henry Ford was an antisemitic jackass that took the money he made by exploiting people at the right time with the right technology, and poured it into the stupid concept of a town in South America, exploiting/displacing natives to produce rubber. Something atleast The Deuce had the sense to dismantle, but only after decades of trying and failing.

Acknowledging the darkness in our history instead of pretending it’s not there is how we admit that we’ve done some fucked up shit as a species, and how we know we still have a long way to go, how we know there is yet work to be done, how we move forward as a species.

If you’d like a TL;DR, here you go:

Everyone needs their own Messiah. But sooner or later, he’s getting nailed up, and how you deal with that is a measure of your maturity.

Have a good day :)

jandar_fett,

Agreed and well said. It reminds me of when someone lauds Thomas Jefferson as being brilliant and having great political ideas for America, but then someone clutches their pearls because he was a slave owner. Yes, being a slave owner is abhorrent, BUT it doesn’t negate the positive contributions. That isn’t how reality works. You can condemn the bad and accept the good when it comes to the effects of people and organizations and concepts.

smooth_tea,

What you’re describing is exactly the delusion I was talking about. And it’s very typical these days. People don’t want nuance, they want perfect heroes or complete villains, complete polarization, anything in-between is too complex and we’re too insecure to be associated with someone who’s done something bad. I don’t need a messiah, in fact I think that is exactly the problem that is the foundation of your line of thinking.

I have no problem admiring the good Pavlov or Ford did, and I don’t really care that they did something bad, it’s irrelevant to the discussion, really. And I can say that because I believe that recognizing their achievements says absolutely nothing about me agreeing with what they did wrong. I think that people who have to point out the worst are ultimately scared that if they don’t do that, it would say something about themselves.

Franzia,

Well, thank you for letting us know. I read about Pavlov in textbooks in school, its better we dont whitewash his reputation! I learned the honest history in school about nazi medical experiments, I deserved to know about Pavlov too.

Kusimulkku,

But the mutilation was part of the research I thought

harmsy,

I guess Piccolo was right to curse out Pavlov.

brown567, in Ask a stupid question...

I’m shocked that wasn’t an option

rubythulhu,

It’s the “radio” option, they just haven’t updated the form in 40y

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Online & email didn’t exist 40 years ago

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

IPv4 is 43 years old, and there was the arpanet before that. They probably meant Usenet with the term “online”. The first E-Mail was sent in 1971.

But tbh, I am quite impressed how early the YMCA adopted.

rubythulhu,

online, 70y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/online#etymonline_v_7031

email, 41y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/e-mail#etymonline_v_5763

The internet didn’t exist at this time, but those two words did, and referred to their pre-internet equivalents.

Also, I was making a joke. But you do happen to be incorrect.

fkn,

Things many people discovered again in this comment:

Fuck, I’m old.

dgmib, in Fuck the balloon police

For the record, yes you need a pilot’s license to fly a hot air balloon.

And yes the “balloon police” (aka the FAA in the United States) or their equivalent governing body in other countries will stop you, and fine you.

bdonvr,

You DON’T need a license for some types of flight though. Anything under 254 pounds. Ultralights and paragliders. (However that doesn’t mean there’s no rules)

Agent641,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

Rozz,

That seems like overkill

rtxn,

Robert Fulton has entered the chat.

21Cabbage, (edited )

I wonder if the IR sensor of a sidewinder could get a lock on the heating element of a hot air balloon.

HikingVet,

New versions could easily target a hot air balloon.

21Cabbage,

Breaking: Ban placed on hot air balloons, lethal force authorized on local festivals. Citizens confused.

DocMcStuffin,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if they can actually stop you. Especially the first time. But they can definitely find you and fine you. A lot. Like more than tree fiddy.

Igloojoe,

Yes. They wont kill you and take down your balloon. But you have to come back to land at some point. Then bam! You’re arrested…

HikingVet,

They can definitely encourage you to land.

Imgonnatrythis,

I heard in France the balloon police are armed. With BB guns to take down offenders.

moon,

How do they stop you mid flight though

Aux,

With helicopter mounted machine guns.

LEDZeppelin, in Here as well

Linux is growing

Evil_Shrubbery,

Earths Linux biomass is reaching sustainable levels, good.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is good for Linux.

Abnorc,

Is Linux growing up or out?

flicker, (edited ) in It's like everyday

I just wanted to say these comments are off the chain. This is how the internet used to be- just people chatting, making jokes and telling stories.

I didn't know how much I missed it.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Welcome to the Internet without corporate rot

i_am_tired_boss,
nixcamic,

I’m enjoying these brief moments of Lemmy before it becomes mainstream. Who knows maybe it never will which is kinda bad but also kinda good.

Zink,

It stinks to think that the mainstreaming of this platform that definitely should go mainstream would probably diminish its value for me specifically.

But I guess that’s what communities and even themed instances are for.

leraje, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.

Toes, in A lesson in Input Validation

Oh this reminds me when people discovered all the printers at school were available on the WiFi

Potatos_are_not_friends,

That’s incredible.

Then again, school IT jobs are often given to “my nephew who is good with computers”, because the pay is often half compared to the private sector.

xpinchx,

I have a friend that does IT/networking for a school district and he makes bank, YMMV.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

My brother works for a school with 200 kids PreK-12. He’s a teacher, but he also does IT. He gets a $500/yr stipend, and he calls me at least twice a week with basic questions that are solved 95% of the time by rebooting the computer.

I’ve told him a number of times the district owes me that stipend lol

outcide,
@outcide@lemmy.world avatar

$500 a year?!? Hey buddy, thanks for looking after our IT systems, here’s an extra $1.50 a week …

ouRKaoS,

That’s ridiculous!

I’m surprised it’s not a student ran IT Club that the kids have a pay a materials fee for…

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

One teacher told us that once an IT technician at our school built the network, connecting 2 school institutions with ~7 buildings using only hubs. That network was apparently almost unusably slow, which isn’t surprising.

21Cabbage,

My school had a level of security on their printers…and also a shitload of hackers. Like, the IT department was reporting vulnerabilities discovered by the students to Apple amount of hackers.

Maggoty,

My high school had a level of security too. The same password on every work computer in the school.

Amazingly, I never resorted to changing grades. However logging into the admin account to play games instead of the 1,358th typing class was definitely on the menu.

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I know that school, they have a pool on the roof.

21Cabbage,

Not the one unfortunately but wouldn’t surprise me if multiple groups of high schoolers over the years and across the country have been blowing holes in MacOS’s security.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

And not just printers. There may or may not also be a few Wi-Fi APs with login details admin:admin. And there also may or may not be many computers with RDP enabled without password. And those that have some password may or may not re-use the same short password for Administrator account. There also may or may not be SMTP server, though unfortunately in my case it doesn’t allow using it so send e-mails outside the network. It returns “Relay access denied” error.

betterdeadthanreddit,

If it makes you feel any better, before the days of ubiquitous wi-fi, printers on wired networks in my school were about as easy to discover and use from a distance. FTPing a text file to one would start a print job for that file and it would be trivial to mash together that information plus a list of printer addresses for the entire district network (courtesy of nmap).

This information was certainly never put to use.

Big_Boss_77, in Merry ChristmaX
@Big_Boss_77@kbin.social avatar

Teach him to use it and send him down the path of one of the most frustrating career paths in existence...

Developer: Hey, I think the network is broken

Network Engineer: Okay, lemme check 30 seconds later nope, looking good, what's up?

Developer: There's a network issue, I ran this new code and lost everything.

NE: That's... not really how the network works...

Dev: I'm a Developer, I know how the network works.

NE: Really...? Do you know how servers work?

Dev: Yes, of course. ..

NE: Then why didn't you look that your code crashed the VM you were using and you need to restart it...

Dev: ...so it was a network issue?

NE: ...

Dev: to other Devs Hey guys, don't worry, it was a network issue, but I got them to do their job for once and fix it.

NE: resumes recreational liver destruction

afraid_of_zombies,

It is too real man

qjkxbmwvz,

After setting up my own network, and trying to (kinda sorta) do it the right way (multiple SSIDs, vlan segregation, restrictive firewalls for iot, VPN to a VPS, etc.) — I have so much respect for network engineers. First month with my new router, felt like I “broke the Internet” every other day.

BleatingZombie,

As a developer, we’re not ALL like that

geekworking,

Or he could go it operations where every day is “a bad day to stop sniffing glue” because you are the only thing keeping the house of cards up while dev and network squabble over who’s foot cannon broke shit this time.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Those last couple of steps actually involve a shotgun and condolences to the devs family. Take no shit.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

As a developer who knows enough about networking and servers to know when I’m out of my depth, I’m sorry for my colleague. If it’s any consolation we all think they are an idiot as well

Crow,
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

Networking has to be the most confusing and tedious IT work I’ve ever done. I still don’t fully understand all the basics of security. But by far the worst part is that troubleshooting can’t be done like normal programming. Network troubleshooting takes forever, and all you get is a working network. Network work feels so dull even I have a hard time seeing my effort.

jubilationtcornpone,

No kidding. There’s no debugger. You can’t just set a breakpoint and see what’s going on under the hood. It’s more like playing Russian roulette and hoping you don’t bring the whole network down.

It’s messing with the wiring while it’s still hot and there often isn’t a better way to do it.

PP_BOY_, in Task failed successfully?
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t die from suicide if you die from homicide first

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

Omgpwnies,

Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Truly a big brain move by god

PotatoesFall, in Very powerful flashlight

These things are dangerous. This person is using it at a safe distance but you can blind somebody at close range. Either that or the camera is insanely good lol

expatriado,

if the camera has a strong low light settings, it would crank up the whole picture, not just where the flashlight is pointing

TurboDiesel, in But I eat when I'm sad
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

This child is unhinged.

We stan.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

They will grow up to be a great memer

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Or President of a western first world nation

Lemminary,

A corporate CEO at the very least

at_an_angle, in should i??

JFC,I thought I had porn brain rot at one point, but this person is consumed by horny.

jaybone,

The dancer or the tweeter?

Daxter101,

Maybe

NotSpez,

Are we tweeter, or are we dancer?

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