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EmperorHenry, in BIRDS.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh…but your true love gives you those same quantities of gifts every day plus the new thing on the new day.

bane_killgrind, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Damn that is cooler

JizzmasterD, in Black Friday

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

jabathekek, in Froggos
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar
MystikIncarnate, in Microplastic overdose

Two things: these are basically plastic anyways.

Also, the plastic straw thing was a PR move. Corporations don’t give any shits unless it will make money or lose them money.

I’m sure there was a nontrivial number of customers who either boycotted or threatened to boycott companies that didn’t switch. When their bottom line gets threatened like that, they take action to prevent revenue loss.

Nothing more. There’s way more problems with everything than plastic straws. My favorite PR move is how they convinced everyone that their cars are causing the majority of CO2 emissions from transit… Between that and airplanes, everyone is up in arms about the electrification of everything… Yet, the most major transport offenders are freight, and they have no plans or intention of changing their ways. I heard somewhere that if you were to have zero carbon emissions for your entire life, you would save the approximate amount that freight liners emit in a year, at most. I think a year is too long. I forget the exact figure.

They emit more CO2 than all the cars, and all the planes and everything else you could point to… Yet, I have yet to hear anyone tell me about it, either personally, or on the news or anything. Everyone seems oblivious to the facts. They latch on to these “issues” like straws and personal vehicle CO2 emissions which are trivial…

jayrodtheoldbod, in Black Friday

when you’re going through the checkout and the amanitas are in a hurry and you’re like uh oh and you’re right

100_kg_90_de_belin, in Microplastic overdose

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese.

Toes, in Fucksake my irl graphics card crashed again

Fallout 5 is looking good

CeruleanRuin, in Knives out, cat!

Britney Spears? More like Britney Knives, amirite?

captain_aggravated, in BIRDS.
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar
  1. From days 8 to 12 your true love gives you milkmaids, dancing ladies, leaping lords, pipers and drummers. Human beings. As gifts. Which makes eating the birds feel a lot more okay.
  2. This carol was written back when Christmas was a mere 12 days long. Now Christmas starts in mid-October. “On the eightieth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…”
GBU_28, (edited ) in Startling!

Nose breath thanks

Manmikey, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.
@Manmikey@lemmy.world avatar

When I started my career as a telecoms data engineer back in thr '80s the we used QBF to test modems on dial up data connections…the tester had a QBF button that would sent the text to a tester at the other end or it could even test round a loop back to itself.

You could inject errors with a button and these errors would count up on a basic 8 segment red led display to prove everything was working okay…happy days

YashaB, in Remember when this was on TV every year?

No, what is it? I’m interested.

YashaB, in Poor doggo

Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.

0x4E4F, in Can you hear the drums?

Explanation?

Facelikeapotato,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s a lyric from an Abba song, “Can you hear the drums, Fernando?”.

0x4E4F,

Yeah, yeah, the other person explained it as well 🤦… just didn’t put 2 and 2 together.

ericisshort,

It’s ok. I am also somewhat familiar with the song but didn’t realize that was the first lyric.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

It equals 4 in case you’re still working on it since nobody is nice enough to just tell you.

0x4E4F,

lol 🤣… thanks 🤣

TheKingBombOmbKiller,
MonsieurArchi,

I was 99% sure this was a rick roll

0x4E4F,

Oh, yeah 🤦…

I’m like a neon light sometimes, take me a while to light up.

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