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i_stole_ur_taco, in A magical place indeed

Any more than 3 slats holding up a mattress is a frivolous luxury, I say.

AlligatorBlizzard, in MK bag

If she finds this hilarious, marry her.

TootSweet, in MK bag

No no. She meant Mario Kart.

big_slap, in A magical place indeed

this is where he practices to be a magician

0p3r470r, in Black Friday

This is Rond Aldor from the wheel of next time series

Smokeydope, in A magical place indeed
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Damn you would get a better bed with a 30$ cot and a foam mattress topper dude

myfavouritename, in [Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background]

How is it I’ve been alive this long and I’ve never seen this joke made before?! It’s so simple and obvious after the fact, but completely new (to me) and a delight. Thanks!

ininewcrow, in MK bag
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

BAGALITY!!!

LemmyFeed,

FINISH HER!

JoMiran,
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“He never does.” – The girlfriend

blackluster117,
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INFIDELITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Fox, in Spooky sewer sandler moment
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

Looks more like a sewer Serj

Vej, in Knives out, cat!

Is there context behind this?

NaoPb, in Microplastic overdose

You’d think these could be seperated perfectly by pieces of wax paper.

Smokeydope, in I'm not a monster
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Ah the good ol shopping cart litmus test https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0b44e07-1b58-4080-b6f2-c80e6b5b8c3d.jpeg

Yearly1845, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

At least it’s just your uncle. I have to listen to my dad bitch and moan about how many muslims he saw today while he’s fucking me.

grue, (edited ) in Reason for the season

Perfect for reenacting various scenes from Home Alone 1 and 2.

abcde_fz, in BIRDS.

This is quality shit.

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