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Goblin_Mode, in Fuck them right in the...?

20 Hit points for a car isn’t much if we’re going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I’m not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

Maggoty,

But that attack… Nnngh.

paholg,

Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

ramjambamalam,

So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

Someonelol,
@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Originally, 1 HP.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

How do we know it’s RPG and not RTS?

Rodeo, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

A goth duck.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’ll have you know I understood that reference.

Rodeo,

Thank god somebody got it! I was dying out here.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I can’t seem to find it anymore, but wasn’t that meme just posted somewhere around here yesterday?

slampisko, (edited ) in Cute kitchen appliance

If you thought “haha, that’s funny, but wait, I actually don’t know how dishwashers work”, then you owe it to yourself (and your dishes) to watch this masterpiece

youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04

EDIT: And probably also the follow-up which I just learned exists

youtu.be/Ll6-eGDpimU

zaph,

Such an awesome channel

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

He’s not kidding. This is the best thing you never knew you need to watch.

Kolli,

I went down a rabbit hole, thanks!

Underwaterbob, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I miss Saturday morning cartoons. Sure, looking back, a lot of those cartoons sucked, (quality is on average much higher these days) but it was more about the ritual and the expectation. Saturday morning TV was for me.

Peppycito,

I’ve got a hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese!

somethingp,

Yeah most of those used to be shit but it was like a ritual every weekend. Are Saturday morning cartoons not a thing anymore?

Jomega,

They got replaced by 24 hour dedicated children’s channels, which in turn got replaced by streaming.

somethingp,

I’m not that old! I had Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and Cartoon Network, but there were still Saturday morning cartoons on WB and PBS. The Saturday morning cartoons weren’t as good as the others but it was still something special about the mornings.

m0darn,

As a parent of young children I’ve learned that Saturday morning cartoons are actually for my wife and I to have a moment to ourselves.

TheGrandNagus, in 🎵that's life🎵

And then you get out of school and realise that those were the good times.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just started my internship, and I have to say, it is so good not to have to worry about exams, projects and so on aftera full day of school and on weekends. When I close the lid of the laptop, the day is over. Plus I get smaller days, from 9 to 5 instead of from 8 to 5/6. I have never had as much free time

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Your school day was 8 to 6? Damn. That definitely doesn’t sound normal.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not every day was the same, some were 9 to 6, some 8 to 4, some 8 to 5, but 8 to 6 is not a rare occurrence

GissaMittJobb,

I always got pretty worried when adults kept saying that school was the good times growing up, as I didn’t have a particularly good time, and was not onboard for it being downhill from there.

Luckily I’ve learned that it’s not actually universally applicable, my life has definitely just gotten better as I’ve gotten older.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

For me, school was a shithole that I was glad it was over, those were not the good years. Things are not perfect, but they have gotten radically better ever since.

The only thing about school that was good is that I made a few very good friends. Those are probably going to be life long friendships.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

my life has definitely just gotten better as I’ve gotten older.

I’m guessing 20s-30s then? Cos Once you hit 40s things start breaking and falling off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

They’re the good times because you see you had no responsibilities and endless potential to be so many things, which becomes less and less true as you age. Of course, it’s miserable too not knowing what you are/what to do and feeling lost because you have no responsibilities, so it’s really just a grass is greener thing I imagine.

son_named_bort,

Yeah I think it is a greener grass situation. Sure you may have no responsibilities, but you also have less freedom in school. You can’t live on your own, can’t drink or gamble or vote or anything like that, can’t go where you want, etc. There’s always a trade-off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

I hated being a kid because no one took anything I had to say seriously — drove me crazy

chiliedogg,

It’s different.

It’s way better in some ways - especially if you find a good career in a field you’re passionate about.

But some of the responsibilities of adulthood are a burden that is hard to appreciate until you’re there. And the perspective gained by life experience is also very different, for better or worse.

For instance, I went through a breakup last year at 39 with someone I was fully expecting to marry. It was my first major relationship failure in decades, and as I was being dumped I expected it to crush me.

What ended up hurting the most was that it didn’t hurt that much. I didn’t spiral into depression or fall apart at work. I wasn’t happy about it, but I was fine. A younger me would have been overwhelmed by the emotional toll, but the adult me was able to keep moving forward without breaking stride.

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

RGB3x3,

Ugh, as you get older, everything just starts to dull. Things are less important, less passionate, and more “meh” in general. And not in a depressed way, but more specifically that I’ve been there, done that for most emotions I could have.

I will say that now that I have an infant daughter, I’m finding those passionate emotions again and I’m excited as she’s excited and sad when she’s sad. That is the great part about parenting.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

21, and I am feeling this already.

GissaMittJobb,

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

Ok, yes, I felt that.

Risk,

Nah, peak is university in terms of free time.

PrivateNoob, (edited )

Not for STEM Eastern European universities. 😆

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Can confirm. Biochem is killing me.

PrivateNoob,

Yo my boiiii. Good to still see you here. ^^

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait you’re the other Czech on here! Haha yes good to see you! What STEM did you study?

PrivateNoob,

Naah I’m hungarian, I just know you host the 2visegrad4you community where I run my bot a while back.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ohh that’s where I remember you from. Do you still use it? I killed the script on my computer a couple of weeks ago, but I can turn it back on if you like

PrivateNoob,

I haven’t used it that much tbf, just a bit. I finally have a homeserver now, so if I need it, I can just easily start my script. Thank you for the offer tho!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Also what are you studying?

PrivateNoob,

Software Engineering. I’m gonna start my last semester soo only the dreaded closing exam has left for me.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

If you can afford not working, yeah. That wasn’t a reality for me or most people I know. Luckily I’m in a career that doesn’t value a major that much, so I dropped out after finding a decent job

ericisshort,

Not if you choose engineering as your major. I’ve never worked harder or longer hours than when I was in college.

iesou,

I had a full load of classes at uni and worked 40 hours a week. Not much free time was has by me

Sabin10,

But university students manage to feel overwhelmed if their course load has them putting in 35 hours a week.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Heck, half of uni students dont even go to the lectures

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

I mean, for the subset of people who go to uni and can support themselves without also working a lot in that time, yeah.

In my time at uni there was

  • work, at which the hours were inconsistent
  • coursework, which there was a lot of
  • constantly battling a shit landlord who didn’t give a toss about uni students and left the flat in disrepair, but the housing shortage meant he could get away with charging a fortune for a mouldy flat with broken windows and non-working appliances

There was a lot of good, sure, but uni can be a very stressful time.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

So basically “people who would still get a job at daddy’s company regardless of a degree but a degree looks better for PR”

PeriodicallyPedantic,

There is a big range between “parents could save up for their kid’s college” and “parents own a large successful company”.

I’m just some grunt working an office job, but I’m still lucky enough to be able to put away money for my kid’s college fund since they were born. I hope that they won’t need a job to get through college, when/if they go.

jak,

I think a big difference is what the free time is like. I worked full time or nearly through college, so I didn’t have much free time in terms of quantity. When I got it, it was often with friends and during the day. When I graduated, I got a job with regular hours for the first time- I had so much free time, but I didn’t have a lot to fill it with, nor did I have a lot of energy after sitting down. Developing an active hobby helped with both, but doesn’t work for everyone.

I’m in grad school now, working 30 hours a week, and I do feel much more weighed down, but I’m able to set my own schedule a lot more than I could when I worked in an office

renzev,

Not trying to downplay your experience, but uni was actually so much better for me… being able to focus on things that actually coincide with my interests and abilities in Uni was so liberating after being forced to go through five classes a day five days a week, most of which were either insultingly idiotic or existentially difficult… Not to mention having an actually human-paced schedule with ample time to plan ahead instead of constantly being in damage reduction mode. I remember thinking to myself in the first year of uni: “Is this what normal life is supposed to feel like?” I’m still recovering from school emotionally, but the fact that I finally have the mental space to recover is definitely a good sign. I guess you and I just have way different schools, universities, and personal circumstances!

lugal, in Don't

Too late 😏

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
lugal,

Say no to no!

smuuthbrane, in Don't
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t

can,

DONT

0x4E4F, in I'm just gonna lie
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, at least someone’s having a good time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The male is always the one who gets off.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, we should help the female out I guess…

0x4E4F, in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s kinda chewy…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Do not chew the pills.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah… too late with the reply OP.

MeDuViNoX, in Me IRL
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is why I learned to cook at a very young age.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I did try when I was younger, I just have an aversion towards it (it’s really really boring to me). I learn when I was a older, like 20, 21.

TseseJuer,

this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could you elaborate why?

TseseJuer,

no

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everyone gets there at their own pace, is it still boring to you? Maybe try different styles of cooking?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have tried different things to make it interesting for me, like maybe making more backed stuff instead of boiled or steamed… no, I just have no interest in it.

Eating and cooking are like means to an end for me. I’m hungry, I eat. That is probably why I could eat my mother’s cooking without problems, lol 😂…or why I have no problem taking codliver oil without any extra stuff on it (like lemon). I’m just not that much into tastes I guess. I like tasty food, but if the food is not tasty and I’m hungry, I’ll eat just about anything.

Vrtrx,

I wasn’t allowed to do that. My mom took that whole eating what she made or eat nothing really serious. I wasn’t allowed to make my own stuff if I wanted

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry to hear that, hopefully you’ve found joy in food later in life.

Vrtrx, (edited )

Oh yeah. I did an exchange/international semester in Edinburgh. First time living alone and being able to do what I want and when I want it. I like having control over what stuff I eat but it’s not like I hate my mom for how she does things. I appreciate all the work she does and living with your parents just makes being a student a little easier. It’s just sad sometimes, that I can’t as easily try new stuff or eat when I’m actually hungry and not when the designated family eating time is.

surewhynotlem, in Clone this woman, ASAP!!!

That’s a shitty mindset. If you go into a relationship thinking you can make your partner better, you’re in the wrong relationship. Love them as they are, or don’t.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s still a lot better than marrying for money.

BoxerDevil, in How much for cuddles?

Is it just me, or does he have a black eye

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s shopped.

TropicalDingdong, in How much for cuddles?

Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.

DrSleepless,

This guy capitalisms

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To some people, they are.

Rolando, in UCSD asking for money 🤑

My college started mailing me donation requests. They came with a postage-paid envelope and a form with suggested amounts.

I cut out my address, taped it to the form, and wrote “please take me off your mailing list.” It only took two tries before they did it.

werefreeatlast,

I remember getting those too lol.

pineapplelover, in UCSD asking for money 🤑

Where does it ask for money? Maybe I missed it but it just looks like a platform to network with students and alumni

werefreeatlast,

They spam my inbox asking for money. This was just a funny one because it’s welcoming me to what I can only assume will be wave upon wave of money asking events.

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