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GissaMittJobb, in Jesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.

The prime factors of 365 is 5 and 73, hence a month should either be 73 days and there should be 5 of them, or there should be 73 months with 5 days each.

Mathematical perfection!

0x4E4F, in Time for tacos

Apparently, people have a lot of free time… and money.

registrert, in Surprise for the owner
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Blame yourself when you get sat on, kitty. I’m always sorry in situations like that, but I refuse to be blamed no matter how unfairly treated you act.

jayrodtheoldbod, in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.

I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.

If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.

I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.

sirico, in A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"
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Laughs in Bort

shukufuku, in Jragon

Too many jrux

DeterminedBauhinia, in Stop showboating

Being gay is a competition, and you’re losing.

JayDee, in What a ripoff!

NGL I don’t like sushi but that fried sushi looking pretty appetizing.

bobs_monkey, in "O"

Personally I’d say it’s rather opportune

Blahaj_Blast, in Anyone remember anything about 2021
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I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US

tiredcapillary, in Radiatori

Even normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti

Track_Shovel, in Lets just make landlords illegal
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circuitfarmer, in Choose wisely!
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  • Resell my free gravel for huge profits
  • Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one

I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King

s_s, in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Here’s one for you: “an apron” used to be “a napron”.

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

Fraylor, in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.

Wait until you hear about the laws in place that guarantee them access to water their fields no matter the drought. Nobody has heard of an unkempt golf course.

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