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myfavouritename, in [Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background]

How is it I’ve been alive this long and I’ve never seen this joke made before?! It’s so simple and obvious after the fact, but completely new (to me) and a delight. Thanks!

wason, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Why no one’s talking about the math? Monthly expenses add to $49,000 times 12 equal $588,000 per year. That’s clearly not $300,000 and not even earning $400,000 gets you to the end of the year.

Jay,

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It’s just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

doggle,

They’re paying $7k/month for a gym membership. Bad math is the joke.

DaMonsterKnees, in Let's all be thankful.
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I prefer Orson Welles’ first album…

Tedesche, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

I live in NYC and in Manhattan to boot, and this is such mf’ing garbage. Please, any non-NYers in this thread: do NOT think these costs are accurate. These wouldn’t be accurate anywhere.

Stop trying to bait rage and disparage NYC, OP. This is a pathetic attempt and you’re a POS for making it.

Tattorack, in Microplastic overdose
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Baby steps… Baby steps…

blahsay, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

The real joke here is watching satire completely miss the commenters 😂

LemmyIsFantastic, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Imagine believing this shit.

0x4E4F, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Welcome to my world… barely enough to survive… hell, alcohol is a luxury for me 😂.

MyFairJulia, in Captured
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I‘M LEAVING SIMON IN CUBAN RUM FOR A WEEK… OR UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS!

Emerald, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

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Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”

MightyGalhupo, in Good Friends Know How To Keep The Laughs Coming

God damn it! He played us like a damn fiddle!

capt_wolf, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
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Give up the Food. Plenty of calories in alcohol.

MrJameGumb, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
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How does one need to spend $8000 on a car and $12000 on Uber? Someone who makes $400k/year is definitely not driving around in a crappy car that breaks down a lot lol

thehatfox, in Let's all be thankful.
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Still a giant masterpiece for all the greatest world newspaper nerds.

I’d love to finally find out who really pulled this off. It’s a mystery that’s old enough now to be complaining about its own piles.

CluckN, in Good Friends Know How To Keep The Laughs Coming

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