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Johandea, in They won't teach you this in Drivers Ed

That’s the clutch and brake pedals…

neuracnu, in I feel this
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4am, in I feel this

I can’t tell if this has “nerd who’s been around since Netscape Navigator and IRC” or “vaccines cause autism I did my own research” energy

snooggums, in Gaming
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I don't get it, anyone wanna help out the clueless?

galoisghost, in Hello there
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See also reality TV shows like Survivor. Men all grow beards the women somehow still have a perfect bikini I line

Phen, in An oldie but a goodie

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn’t remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.

Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.

Gork, in Would work on me

Bonus points if it does that creepy thing where it passes behind a distant tree and appears in front of a closer tree.

EmoDuck, in Would work on me

“Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon”

Swedneck, in Circle of life
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am i the only one who had pretty good parents?

Yeah they’re not perfect but like the biggest mistake they made was not getting me diagnosed for autism as a kid, and that’s not really something i blame them for since it’s really a societal problem and you can’t feasibly handle something you’ve heard about in passing twice in your entire life…

Like it’s not rocket science, treat your kids like actual human beings and you’re a good way toward being a good parent.

EvilTed, in Circle of life

This Be The Verse

BY PHILIP LARKIN

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don’t have any kids yourself.

user224, in Circle of life
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I can stop this. I can just never have kids.

ininewcrow, in Feel old yet?
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pooberbee, in Ancient Egypt

Saddam Hussein?

stebo02, in Another Halloween Safety Lesson
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isn’t it the ghosts who kill pacman??

SSUPII, in Another Halloween Safety Lesson
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