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RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I like the roasted chicken vs heat argument best.

If you like chocolate, just eat the unprocessed cocoa bean. Anything after that is just a level of preference for how much you like that bean processed, dark chocolate included. Stating you like the sugar more than the chocolate is ridiculous.

jabathekek, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, in Ghost-riding the whip
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I’m really confused by the bail. What was he headed towards? Was it on fire? Was it school children? Puppies and kittens? What possessed him to take that roll?

MrJameGumb, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
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The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous,

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek,
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The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

fosho, in Double Barrel

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

werefreeatlast, in Get in the zone!

I mean it’s gotta catch to it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Spread the word!
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If I have cats can it be rum?

wizzor,

And if I have no cats, can it also be rum, because I’m sad about not having cats?

BoxerDevil, in Kosher Beef

It’s not even ash Wednesday

Ghostalmedia,
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It’s wiener Wednesday at this man’s church. The priest blessed you with hot dog water.

Dolphinfreetuna, in Ghost-riding the whip

You can instantly tell everyone’s init roll

Chickenstalker, (edited ) in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Mr_Blott,

Is that not a scone tho?

AceTKen,
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Now I’m confused… What do YOU call a normal North American muffin?

Like a blueberry bran one or something.

Asafum,

Footmuffin

SoleInvictus, (edited )
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Muffin in non-North American English refers to a part-raised flatbread, like a crumpet. In North America, muffin typically refers to a sweetened quickbread baked in a mold like a large cupcake, but shockingly even less healthy. The rest of the English speaking world generally refers to this as an American muffin.

In North America, biscuit refers to a levened, typically unsweetened quickbread. For the rest of the English speaking world, a biscuit is flat, unlevened, and often sweet, like shortbread. This would be referred to in North America as a cookie.

We do love to confuse each other.

Vacationlandgirl, (edited )

Now someone is… checks notes… “Taking the piss” which either means giving us yanks shit or genuinely confused about how we could be confused… I think?

I’m a Damned Yankee that used to just be a Yankee working for a company headquartered in Scotland & Alabama for ten years. I don’t know anymore!

RIP_Cheems, in You ask too much of him
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I said don’t be afraid.

mp3, in Get in the zone!
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Tylerdurdon, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Better than a Dutch rudder?

MystikIncarnate, in Spread the word!

So this is every day, right?

MrJameGumb, in Kosher Beef
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I hoped this was a fake, but Google lens has verified it is indeed real lol

I wonder if he lost a bet or something? I can’t imagine anyone seriously thinking this was a good idea…

Mozingo,
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Lol, it was just a joke by the tattoo artist. It’s not real. vancouverisawesome.com/…/vancouver-tattoo-artist-…

MrJameGumb,
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I feel much better about it then lol

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