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ObviouslyNotBanana, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.
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Anything cast iron will do tbh

angrystego, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Dark chocolate also contains sugar.

The_Eminent_Bon, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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They’re deep pans if you think about it

TragicNotCute, in guide
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I’m not leaving this house unless you have something awesome like a jewel.

Dove9848, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

EmperorHenry, in oh snap.
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I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641,

Before metamucil:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fcebfa4a-347f-4a77-966b-4c450a1c43be.jpeg

After metamucil:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5a8c0cd3-cf90-45ab-b75f-017f17ec7848.jpeg

thechadwick,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

Blooper, in Kosher Beef

Dot Hogs

M137, in Spread the word!
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I don’t have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I’m too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).

But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.

Vacationlandgirl,

We are in the same boat, however, I wanted you to know that your positivity changed my perspective and I left this post feeling happy for everyone who can properly celebrate this holiday, rather than bitter that I cannot.

Thank you! 💜

shalafi, in You ask too much of him

Would you ever really want to see an angel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EChBRIF7BU

mlg, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
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Everyone here forgetting that this makes it dense and not fluffy otherwise we’d have put literally everything conceivable into a waffle iron.

fidodo,

Are you sure? Waffles made in a waffle iron are fluffy so just because it’s made in a waffle iron doesn’t mean it can’t be fluffy.

Agent641, in Spread the word!

No dog and 1 yr sober. What do?

flambonkscious,

Well, you’re the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?

Hopefully you get a bonus or something

RizzRustbolt, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

That… is an iguanodon.

curiousaur, in Spread the word!

Shit tomorrow!? I did it today!

psy32nd, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Maybe I’m coffee-cup-sexual

211, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

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