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ininewcrow, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

mibo80,

I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

OldManBOMBIN, in The Da Vinci Cookie

If you rearrange “Oreo” you get “oreO”

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Re oO

OldManBOMBIN,

An Adventure Time email

LinkOpensChest_wav,

You also get “Ooer”

OldManBOMBIN,

This is plausible; although, I haven’t done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.

FlyingSquid,
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empireOfLove2, in The Da Vinci Cookie
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All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

ummthatguy,
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Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

Spiralvortexisalie,

I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen hydrox.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw them once, and I’ve tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hydrox came first.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

Imgonnatrythis,

I always come first. It’s not a contest though.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The better question is, did you come twice?

Imgonnatrythis, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Now I’m wondering if there is anything that isn’t better in waffle form.

V4sh3r,
@V4sh3r@lemmy.world avatar

In an effort to cut down on what needs to be washed. I regularly cook eggs in waffle form after the waffles are done.

OfficeMonkey,

… Belgian style waffle or closer to Eggo? I’d be concerned about the deep pockets of the Belgian (non-Leige) waffles. Do you add any support material or stuffing, or just eggs?

Thank you, I’m planning for next weekend with my kid. =)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

For-profit healthcare.

Sunforged,

Let’s put it in and leave it there.

bdonvr,

I mean have we tried taking private health insurer CEOs and putting them all in a big waffle iron?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I’ve got a waffle iron for that!

Its a bit broken, though. No heat, it’s made of wood, and it has a large blade that falls down at like… The drop of a hat. Or lever…

bighatchester,

I made a fried rice waffle one time . It was awesome! Got the idea from Sam the cooking guy .

Kolanaki, in oh snap.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

AI_toothbrush, in Ghost-riding the whip

This is probably the funniest shit ive seen this whole fucking month

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

The whole year even!

RaiIsNotYourGuy, in We are living in the end times
DarkSirrush,

Can someone tell me how many loss are in this jpeg?

Sombyr,

Probably a lot. Jpegs have lossy compression.

FatTony, (edited )

I counted about 28 original loss’. With original I mean, for example, I only counted the Loss Eyelashes once for the whole comic.

RaiIsNotYourGuy,

I got 31 original Loss’ so far. The more I look into it, the worse it gets.

kautau, in Get in the zone!

It’s a good thing there’s that red circle on the biggest text in the image or my amphibian brain might not know what to look at

GBU_28, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

How many donut holes can you fit IN IT

mmazikinn,

sounds like a challenge

Cheems, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
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I did this with stuffing over Thanksgiving

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I think Sam The Cooking Guy did that as well 😎

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay the initial post sounded kinda nasty but stuffing waffles sounds amazing

KnightontheSun,

I think you’ve eaten one too many pancakes.

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Probably haha

synae, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

1000007458

rockerface,

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

psmgx,

Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

brbposting,

Do you know what a MILF is?

https://files.catbox.moe/j968up.mp4

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hail satan

flambonkscious,

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

kittenzrulz123, in Wake up!

Fun fact: cats don’t sleep so it probably thought the person might be dead

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get this humour. Or do you really think they don’t sleep?

kittenzrulz123,

Clarification: they don’t sleep like people, cats are always ready to defend themselves and prefer shorter naps

Evil_Shrubbery, in Double Barrel

everything reminds me of her

psmgx,

One memory to forget

AutistoMephisto, in You ask too much of him
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Test_Tickles,

In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

werefreeatlast,

Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

someguy3, in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila,
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if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

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