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Cyv_, in When someone says landlords are asking for tips
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No tips, but our complex likes to offer like $100 off rent if you refer a friend to live there. Its kinda annoying when you get a pretty red and green christmasy flyer with "a gift for you!" On the top, then goes on to explain "we'll give you a pittance if you do our advertising for us"

Maybe just fix our dryer instead you fuckin dumbshits. I'd not recommend this complex to my worst enemy at this point.

JayDee, in What a ripoff!

NGL I don’t like sushi but that fried sushi looking pretty appetizing.

bobs_monkey, in "O"

Personally I’d say it’s rather opportune

modifier, in I've been wondering for some time

Because the most well-armed portion of the populace has convinced themselves that the lifestyle of the rich is within their reach and identifies more with them than with their actual peers.

I know we’re having a laugh, but the time when this sort of action is even plausible is quickly running out.

Blahaj_Blast, in Anyone remember anything about 2021
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I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US

tiredcapillary, in Radiatori

Even normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti

Track_Shovel, in Lets just make landlords illegal
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circuitfarmer, in Choose wisely!
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  • Resell my free gravel for huge profits
  • Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one

I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King

rbesfe, in We're going in the wrong direction

YouTube is the worst with this, because they’ve even gone so far as to convert older videos under 1 minute to shorts. They weren’t uploaded as shorts, but now congratulations you can’t scrub through the video or share a timestamped link anymore.

s_s, in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Here’s one for you: “an apron” used to be “a napron”.

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

Bonehead, in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Neither are correct for a work email. If you want to say "for fuck's sakes", instead say "as per our earlier discussion".

Follow for more tips on how to insult people professionally in a work environment.

Fraylor, in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.

Wait until you hear about the laws in place that guarantee them access to water their fields no matter the drought. Nobody has heard of an unkempt golf course.

Blackmist, in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.

The golf course near me has spent the last month about a foot underwater.

I have never been so smug. I hope it’s ruined.

smegforbrains, in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.

IMHO sport is a misnomer. “Game” seems more fitting to me.

Ghost33313, in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.
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Devil's advocate, in a dense suburban setting it keeps that land from being paved over and turned into a commercial zone. But when it is in a rural setting, absolutely.

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