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ininewcrow, in Frög
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Thank you frog … I feel much better now

Slow, in OOOOO - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT!

Disturbed?

AngryHumanoid, in baboon

I would love to see someone do this… and then promptly get red-carded the fuck out of there.

K0W4LSK1, in Are you?
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Walkin the wok I think lol

LiamMayfair, in Choose wisely!

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

Kolanaki, in Stop showboating
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“Prove it.”

GissaMittJobb, in Jesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.

The prime factors of 365 is 5 and 73, hence a month should either be 73 days and there should be 5 of them, or there should be 73 months with 5 days each.

Mathematical perfection!

0x4E4F, in Time for tacos

Apparently, people have a lot of free time… and money.

registrert, in Surprise for the owner
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Blame yourself when you get sat on, kitty. I’m always sorry in situations like that, but I refuse to be blamed no matter how unfairly treated you act.

jayrodtheoldbod, in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.

I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.

If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.

I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.

sirico, in A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"
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Laughs in Bort

Track_Shovel, in i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant
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Context? Why donkey?

shukufuku, in Jragon

Too many jrux

DeterminedBauhinia, in Stop showboating

Being gay is a competition, and you’re losing.

nieceandtows, in I just sat down for breakfast with the kids

Your kids seem to be a bit cramped in there.

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