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surewhynotlem, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I call the last donut

Seudo, in You ask too much of him

Straight up description of an entity thousands report seeing while on DMT tho.

afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

Which indicates that it is

  1. A failure state the human brain goes into. Like how certain optical illusions work on nearly everyone
  2. Humans build narratives off senses. If there is already a cultural narrative and you have weird data will put it in there. You got a round peg and your culture gave you a round hole.
  3. A physical chemical allows you to outwit infinitely powerful infinitely higher beings and they are powerless to stop it.

3 doesn’t seem very likely.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Inre #3 I dunno the god I worship is outwitted by butter.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where does outwitting come into the equation in the first place? By all accounts, the interaction is reported as being entirely consensual.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because they choose to be invisible.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where’d you get that idea?

afraid_of_zombies,

Inference. Being invisible to us and complex is going to take a lot of effort to deceive us. You can’t see with an invisible eye. You can’t avoid sinking into the core of the earth unless you have some density, which makes you wonder why we never see their footprints. So if all our senses and technology has failed to find them they must be actively working towards that goal.

whostosay,

How hard to animals try to use camouflage? Maybe it’s just a natural state.

afraid_of_zombies,

As I point out it doesn’t end there. Even if somehow some way humans just naturally couldn’t see them we have other senses we have other sensing technology we have inference. Mud and dust that show no footprints, radio site surveys that show no interference, radar, infrared, lidar…A lot of this stuff you can see for yourself

youtu.be/nXlqv_k4P8Q?si=HM3a8uUWbdlBc-TE

Heck how do they pass thru buildings to get in and out with density? Would we not all notice random doors and windows opening and closing? How many secure sites on earth where you need to badge in to a every room.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ever read Flatland?

afraid_of_zombies,

Yeps. Great FICTIONAL story. Ever read Batman Year One?

agamemnonymous, (edited )
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, but I’m not sure how it’s relevant to a conversation about invisible beings. I suppose you suspect that information beyond your ability to sense is impossible, your love of science and rationality has twisted into science fundamentalism.

You remind me of myself in my youth. Humility certainly gets easier with age. I recommend dialing back the antagonism a bit, I warn you that in 10, 15 years you’re going to look back and cringe.

If you’re anything like I was, that warning won’t make a difference though. It’s strange being on the other side. I wish it could be otherwise, but it’s unlikely. I suppose if there were a way to effectively communicate this, then I could’ve been spared a great deal of bitterness when I was younger. Alas.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, in You ask too much of him

This is a good angel to support the theory that angels are actually misunderstood four-spatial-dimensional beings who survived the universe collapsing to three spatial dimensions.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

This is a good angel

Interesting time for that particular typo.

srgtDodo, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I’m addicted to chocolate but don’t care much for dark chocolate. drink all my coffees and teas without sugar, or milk.

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Least racist MF:

BluJay320, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is donut stacking the new Lemmy meme meta?

abbadon420, in Get in the zone!

If I could make a suggestion: “Brakes that slow you down, but won’t hold you up”

Sanctus, in We are living in the end times
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Should have used a FLAC instead of a WAV. Its lossless.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Ayyyyy

Vespair, in We are living in the end times

Loss is a good meme, but imo B^U was the superior CAD meme.

Also fuck Tim Buckley, still.

Cicraft,

What’s that

Vespair,

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/ctrlaltdel

Scroll down to the “Reception” section, it’s in the first paragraph. It’s hard to get the full effect from that paragraph though, as B^U became an automatically response to anything Buckley or C-A-D related for a long while. It was more of a textual social meme than an image macro’ed meme so it doesn’t cast as long of a shadow today, but I’ll always associate Tim with B^U first.

tyrefyre, in Ghost-riding the whip

I would like to know more

cnirrad, in Ghost-riding the whip

I love how he tries to steer it, but then just nopes out of it.

flango, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

That’s actually cool!

zeppo, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds great. I use it for a bunch of stuff… breakfast pizza crust, casserole topping.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You say that as if a Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit waffle was on the same level as lowly breakfast pizza crust!

GombeenSysadmin,

Might I suggest while Krispy Kreme sugar-glazed ring doughnuts?

perishthethought, in Get in the zone!

It’s funny, sure, but I bet that as was targeting repair shops, not the end users of the brakes.

Source: my feeble brain

jettrscga,

Good catch. It says “For commercial accounts only” at the top.

perishthethought,

Correction!

Source: this guy

Death_Equity,

No retail parts magazine will mention “comebacks”. That is purely a commercial automotive term and most of the time comebacks are an issue behind the wheel, if you have a good shop.

BlueLineBae, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gingerlegs,

yes

brbposting,

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
teamevil,

Proof and recipe or it’s all lies

SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

StopSpazzing, (edited )
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

tacosanonymous,

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Vacationlandgirl,

But then what do you with the included frosting? I’m for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

maccentric,

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

darkdemize,

They top it with chili.

SinningStromgald,

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
emmeram,

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

bighatchester,

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle … Next time I mashed potatoes I’m making this with the leftovers.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

Mediocre_Bard, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

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