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Kolanaki, in Stop showboating
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“Prove it.”

PotatoesFall, in Jesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.

Flaws:

  • fails to address leap years
  • fails to address 365th day
  • moon cycle will still slowly deviate
  • retains clunky 7-day week that doesn’t interact will with decimal counting system

I like it, but I got an even better proposal. Weeks should have ten day weeks, and each month should have 3 weeks. summer/winter solstice and the spring/autumn equinox as well as new years day are special holidays that fall between months and interrupt the week cycle. In leap years, new years is two days.

The 1st, 11th and 21st of each month are now Mondays, so you can tell the weekday of any date. Months are the same length just like in Jesse’s proposal, but an even 30 instead of a clunky 28.

I’ve thought about this a lot

name_NULL111653,

Congratulations, you’ve successfully reinvented the Egyptian civil calendar, complete with the intercalary holidays and all. Literally the only change is to add weeks. And yes, it did work really well, especially since the feast could add or lose a day to adjust to a known reference (the rise and fall of the Nile in their case). I second this proposal to go back.

GissaMittJobb, in Jesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.

The prime factors of 365 is 5 and 73, hence a month should either be 73 days and there should be 5 of them, or there should be 73 months with 5 days each.

Mathematical perfection!

0x4E4F, in Time for tacos

Apparently, people have a lot of free time… and money.

registrert, in Surprise for the owner
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Blame yourself when you get sat on, kitty. I’m always sorry in situations like that, but I refuse to be blamed no matter how unfairly treated you act.

jayrodtheoldbod, in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.

I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.

If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.

I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.

sirico, in A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Laughs in Bort

starman2112, in Jragon
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do y’all actually pronounce dragon with a j sound? How???

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Жragon (ZHragon)

Track_Shovel, in i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Context? Why donkey?

shukufuku, in Jragon

Too many jrux

DeterminedBauhinia, in Stop showboating

Being gay is a competition, and you’re losing.

nieceandtows, in I just sat down for breakfast with the kids

Your kids seem to be a bit cramped in there.

Cyv_, in When someone says landlords are asking for tips
@Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

No tips, but our complex likes to offer like $100 off rent if you refer a friend to live there. Its kinda annoying when you get a pretty red and green christmasy flyer with "a gift for you!" On the top, then goes on to explain "we'll give you a pittance if you do our advertising for us"

Maybe just fix our dryer instead you fuckin dumbshits. I'd not recommend this complex to my worst enemy at this point.

JayDee, in What a ripoff!

NGL I don’t like sushi but that fried sushi looking pretty appetizing.

bobs_monkey, in "O"

Personally I’d say it’s rather opportune

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