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Donjuanme, in Get in the zone!

This may be why the next generation isn’t driving as much, too much temptation to buy the brakes that won’t slow you down XD

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Are millennials ruining the brake industry with their non-stop refusals to stop or slow down?

zalgotext, in How Croissants are made

Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

dipshit, in We are living in the end times

Guys remember that meme we all based our personality on from ages ago?

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

I don’t?

CodexArcanum, in You ask too much of him

It helps to be tripping absolute balls on mushrooms, peyote, or other hallucinogens. Well “helps” in the sense that while the angel will seem normal, ordinary rocks will now terrify you.

Hellnikko,

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got an ointment what should help with that

Gork, in Get in the zone!

It’s like releasing the Chevy Nova in Spanish speaking markets.

Donjuanme,

Urban legend.

Unless you would read anything being “notable” as lacking an eating surface.

Sotuanduso,

Notable dining rooms.

pooberbee, in You ask too much of him

It’s like the Make Cyngus level of Katamari Damacy

afraid_of_zombies, in You ask too much of him

Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

Can’t even keep their lies straight

Jomega,

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.

afraid_of_zombies,

I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.

afraid_of_zombies, in it's difficult...

Best of luck to you.

Mango, in Get in the zone!

Bruh.

Mango, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37a05dd8-135d-47ae-8f28-7015250427d4.jpeg

peopleproblems,

beautiful screenshot. this goes on the wall of OC epic shitpost which is currently blank, but I always dreamed of it

afraid_of_zombies, in You Are

Dont people have enough real stuff to worry about?

XEAL, in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

splicerslicer,

Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
Overall, 50% of human cells still die

quacks,

That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

Fuck_u_spez_, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

I spent like three days looking for a metric tape measure recently. Is this your photo? I couldn’t even find one on the dick rocket asshole’s jungle store.

mojofrododojo,

dick rocket asshole’s jungle store.

this is going into my vocabulary

peopleproblems,

Yeah it cost me a whole two bucks and measures up to 16ft/5m.

Pretty sure it’s from harbor freight

Fuck_u_spez_,

That’s where I ended up finding a little tiny one but it’s only 10ft long and I have too many… doughnuts.

its_the_new_style,

Home Depot has 1. Stanley Powerlock 8m/26’. Had to have one for my daughters science project and took forever to track down.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Thanks!

doingless, in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

doingless, in Spread the word!

I have an early morning meeting but after that all bets are off

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