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Mango, in Chicken soup

Hawaiian sweet bread!

Thcdenton, in idk how to title this
Socsa,

Yes, burn Andrew Tate to death

Ceedoestrees, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.

DanglingFury,

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

distantsounds,
mathemachristian,

The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.

Viking_Hippie,

In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!

Seriously though, that’s some impressive reasoning!

AFKBRBChocolate,

I’m not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn’t significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.

I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it’s soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.

And that’s as much turd analysis as I want to do today.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Take my upvote you filthy animal

VelvetGentleman,

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

SomeGuy69, in Chicken soup

Lasagne

iesou, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”

unreachable, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.
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JeeBaiChow, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

The elusive petrified rabbit™ personal massager. Some ancient astronaut theorists believe such technology was beyond what humanity was capable of at the time. The question is: who gave the technology to our ancestors?

Thcdenton, in Are ya winning, son?

That kids makin more than the dad now 💀

mo_lave,
ChanchoManco, in Chicken soup

Choripan

Thcdenton, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

Ah yes, Lewis Hamilton, the most kawaii of waifus.

LEONHART, in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lizzo?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Cheezus Christ

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…you called?

MacNCheezus, in Chicken soup
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Mac 'n cheese

Codandchips, in Chicken soup
@Codandchips@lemmy.world avatar

Fruit ‘n’ Fiber

tryagain, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.

Doo doo da doo doo doo

squid_slime, in I'm monster pilled, hbu
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t touch it, branded drinks are grim

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