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Dalexios, in See? You still have a chance!

Can’t believe all those 75 mil people can have such a wrong opinion

wesker, in Smells Like Lavender.
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s only smells

morgunkorn, in See? You still have a chance!
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And most of them are your grandma and her friends 👵👵👵

“Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they can even take off their teeth!

sus,

grandma has a lot of friends

rifugee,

At least you still get a cookie!

Kolanaki, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

Gork,

Orgies should really become more normalized in society.

RampageDon,

I mean if you are to believe what some politicians say, we aren’t too far off

stebo02,
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What’s stopping you from organising one?

Gork,

Don’t know the right people :/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s spelled orgynizing when it’s an orgy

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Yeah idk, orgies are cool and all but it’s a bit crowded

Rodeo, in See? You still have a chance!

Yeah but I don’t find them attractive.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not even 1% of them?

Rodeo,

Yeah maybe! That’s still 750,000 so maybe I’ll find someone after all.

Hopefully some of them live nearby.

Justas, in I do believe they exist
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

People who fall asleep to Patrick Boyle rise up!

olutukko, in Existentialist Spagett

I tried this icecram topping sauce on chips yesterday. It was horrible. But now I know for sure

LEDZeppelin, in Clearly

No shit

Rognaut, in Smells Like Lavender.

Too cheesy. Barely a shitpost. Looks AI generated.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

shit^2^post

Rognaut,

Nvm. It is AI generated. Two arms on one side and fucked up fingers all around.

Kolanaki,
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

smeg,

Actually generating an image related to your caption? That’s way too much effort for a shitpost!

akincisor, in Smells Like Lavender.
  • warning: typical Lemmy user may not smell like lavender. Your results may vary.
Pumafred9,

Peter Cushing would be disappointed.

henfredemars, in Katt

Oh no

Voyajer, in Katt
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Bla

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Haj?

kewwwi, in Katt
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

mjau

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fräs

Meowoem, in Get to work, crackheads

And what would it be doing in there?

prole,

Conducting electricity would be my guess?

Meowoem,

It’s a camera in a box, pretty sure it doesn’t use that amount of power

Kase,

It’s actually a wireless charging station for government drones “birds” /s

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

jeremyparker,

You’ll never find out just sitting here talking about it. Whatever it is, it’s gotta be exciting!

Aux, in Clearly

That’s an idea for a new video for Barry Lewis!

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