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obinice, in Get to work, crackheads
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So, I’m assuming then that people here think speed limits are bad, and drivers should be able to drive as fast as they like?

Otherwise, we wouldn’t be supporting vandalising equipment designed to reduce speeding, right?

Just so we’re on the same page is all. Safety bad, going fast good. Right?

kerrypacker,

Right.

Hacksaw,

Speeding cameras are revenue generating equipment, not safety equipment.

Roads are engineered to be comfortably driven at a certain speed. When legislators put a lower speed limit on these roads it creates a safety hazard and a moral hazard. If you want people to drive slower, you have to modify the road to lower it’s design speed. These modifications (lane narrowing, for example) are a safety tool, not the speeding camera.

I’ve never met anyone who thought these cameras were safety equipment!

afraid_of_zombies,

I would be more inclined to trust this stuff if local governments weren’t able to make money off of it. If all traffic court fines went to say the state level government then the only motivation for enforcing the law was because the law was good. We don’t expect homicide units to be a revenue stream because we have collectively decided that murder is not a good thing to have around.

trones,

If these things were actually used to increase public safety I’d be all for them. Unfortunately our current system rewards corruption, so that’s not the case. Speed and red light cams are never actually used for safety, they’re used to extract money from the populace.

digitaltrends.com/…/red-light-camera-controversy/

This article is about red light cameras rather than speed cameras, but corporations and municipalities (corrupt or just naive) can be trusted to find ways to fuck over the public for profit using the speed cameras too.

jballs, in Get to work, crackheads
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Normally I’d be on board with this, but the picture is literally in front of an elementary school! If there’s any place that I’m ok having speed cameras, it’s in a school zone.

But yeah, if it’s a speed camera on a major highway raking in cash for everyone going 10 over? Fuuuuuuuck that.

Grabbels,
MataVatnik,
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GUNS ARE OUT CARS ARE IN

pmk, in Katt

Söt katt!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Eller hur!

1984, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
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I found two women who find me attractive so that’s nice. I’m happy with that. :)

But in my next life I want to be a guy who gets liked by all girls. Seems fun.

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t know, it kind of sounds exhausting.

1984,
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I know what you mean actually… Yeah. Maybe it’s not all that fun after a while.

Shellbeach,

Or maybe you could try to be a woman?

1984,
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Sure why not :)

stebo02,
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Being attractive is both a blessing and a curse. You’re better off being somewhat above average

HootinNHollerin, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

But what about the Japanese

sentient_loom,
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The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

JustinAngel, in Venus by Tuesday

I’m a climate idiot. Does this somehow relate to ice ages, I wonder?

kinther,
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Ice ages typically happen due to very low insolation or the ability of solar energy to reach the surface of our planet. Insolation is a term often used when describing how much energy a solar panel can create.

Right now we have a big problem with too many greenhouse gases, which exacerbate the insolation we already have. It is heating our oceans rapidly, thus causing the break up of ice sheets in the Arctic and Antarctica. At some point the oceans won’t be able to absorb the heat we are receiving and air temperatures will begin to rise as well. Equilibrium. Hence Venus by Tuesday.

match,
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(like how ice keeps your drink from heating up)

BeigeAgenda,
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Narrator: … Thus solving the problem once and for all.

Suzie: But–

Narrator: Once and for all!

psud, (edited )

We are in an ice age, you can tell because there is an ice cap at both poles.

We are in an interglacial period, which if we fixed carbon pollution today would still continue for tens of thousands of years beyond it’s expected end

There used to be a theory that this sort of weather reinforces the northern ice and glaciers and could start glaciation, but that’s not supported by modern models

Doombot1, in Venus by Tuesday

The solution to global warming, then, is clearly to just set up a massive ring of fans all pointed in the same direction in a ring around the North Pole, to keep the jet stream going

Revan343,

Not the worst geoengineering idea.

Not a good idea, but I’ve heard worse

Doombot1, (edited )
anton,

That is the worst geoengeniering idea. whatif.xkcd.com/162/

jballs, (edited )
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Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls,^[citation ^needed]

Lmao

Schadrach,

Isn’t that literally just a thinly veiled Futurama reference? Like, there was an episode where planet Express was sent out to fetch ice from Haley’s comet to dump in the ocean to combat global warming which fails and they end up just pushing the earth farther away from the sun to cool things down?

swab148,
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It’s mentioned in the article.

SpermHowitzer,

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

Doombot1,
A_Random_Idiot,

This will also fix the wind turbines using up the all the wind!

theUnlikely,

Finally a solution! Now what to do about the turbines murdering whales?

NotMyOldRedditName,

We should point those fans at the wind turbines so we can at least gather the power from fans! Why waste it!

m3t00,
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Slovene,

WIND TURBINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

FlyingSquid,
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JimVanDeventer,

I am in love with the elegance of this idea that would not work even a little bit. Occam, eat your heart out.

SpaceNoodle, in Taste the Pain

Does anybody know the way to the lake?

TokenBoomer,

My son thinks he discovered Xavier. Ah, to be young and naive.

SpaceNoodle,

Have you heard of this new band “Styx?”

phoenixz, in Get to work, crackheads

So much wrong in this picture.

  • Hey, want to commit a crime?
  • photo enforcement sucks and doesn’t really work and is just used as tax revenue for cities
  • meanwhile speeding continues as normal with all the casualties that come with it
  • Cities, however, do need this revenue to not go bankrupt because they’re all designed wrong and can barely get any tax revenued while still affording details like infrastructure maintenance
  • Cities should redesign their rod infrastructure instead. Where you still need car roads, design the roads for the speed you want. If you put a highway in front of a school, people will drive a 100 miles per hour because that is what the road was dest for.
  • Cities should start changing laws to push for livable designs focused on humans beings instead of cars everywhere. You’ll need less cars, have less accidents, get more tax revenue from more local businesses
Prok,
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You wouldn’t download a crime!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Dude I am a crime in some jurisdictions. Don’t tell me what I wouldn’t do.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Sir, this is a shitposting forum.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Bait your mind

Oh fuck, the Globglogabgalab really hit some hard times

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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He’s been on ozempic

He also stopped eating but that’s probably not it.

popekingjoe, in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is
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Your face is a shit post.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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yes

THE_ANON, in a story in two parts

Can you post on mastodon from lemmy ?

squid_slime, (edited ) in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is
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Perfect example of a shitpost

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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woke

HerbalGamer, in Katt
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🐱

snekerpimp, in Venus by Tuesday

For being so smart, we are so dumb

themeatbridge,

It’s not just that we’re stupid. We’re also selfish.

PunnyName, (edited )

Many are proud of their stupidity.

Viking_Hippie,

And their selfishness.

UnderpantsWeevil, (edited )
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Huge difference between raw intellectual capacity and exercised utility.

You can have a 10 gallon bucket, but it’ll only carry that much water if you fill it.

Kingofthezyx,

We think we are smart enough to get away with it.

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