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FlyingSquid, in What's 1 more after 3?
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Fuck you, cup. Give me more donuts.

ThatFembyWho,

Bought a dozen yesterday, ate four. No regrets!

FlyingSquid,
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Bought a dozen yesterday, ate four.

What are you, anorexic?

https://media.tenor.com/lc4qo_eJsswAAAAC/torture-hell.gif

Jimbo,
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Hi yes give me all the donuts depicted here please and thank

ignotum, in defoe posting

Not missing a single finger? Must be their first week in the factory

AmosBurton, in defoe posting

What Dafoe?

Kolanaki, in Cope
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Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin’ bullshit.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Brussel sprouts are the real fart fuel.

Crashumbc, in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

Do people actually do this Internet meme?

Johanno,

Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer

DragonTypeWyvern,

You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.

Korne127,
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That’s nonsense

Hiro8811,

Wdym by cancer?

Johanno,

not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that

originalucifer, (edited ) in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.
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some women just need the extra danger. problem?

psycho_driver, in Snow!

Here you catch a rare glimpse of the untamed auto-mobile in it’s natural habitat. When given the chance to romp around and play with each other in a snowy outdoor environment, few can resist the urge despite their handler’s protestations. Be warned, such frolicking can be very rough and tumble!

Slow, in What's 1 more after 3?

The mug looks cool, but it’s probably very heavy.

FlyingSquid,
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Heavy mugs are harder to tip over. I prefer them.

This is my mug of choice. I had a wonderful black one, but they don’t make them anymore. Now I have a white one which I don’t like as much. They make other colors, but they run out constantly, so you pretty much have to be lucky they have anything in stock.

The only black ones I ever see on eBay have logos and shit on them and I don’t want that.

pm_me_your_thoughts, in Microchips

Lmao this post rustled up some hate feathers

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited ) in Microchips

gobbling down billionaire cum much?

finkrat, in I had to try it to believe it

But what if your age was a division by 0

FlyingSquid, in It's a lot of fun!
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“Nothing means more to me than my children. Except making sure I get that promotion.”

Viking_Hippie, (edited ) in It's a lot of fun!

Hmm, I’m not completely convinced that this is a genuine Malala quote… Let’s see what Honest Abe has to say about it https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8fc4f392-3fd6-48b0-b39f-14a760b677bc.jpeg

Saltycracker, in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.

Dog has skills

Pharmacokinetics, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Flashlight, machete, first aid, water purifier.

Vehicles require fuel, and weapons require ammo. I dont know why I’d need a gas mask either.

Litany,
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I think it depends on the nature of the plague, is the zombie contagion airborne to some extent? If yes, I think I’d take the gas mask over the first aid kit.

AstridWipenaugh,

If the zombie plague is airborne, fuck it. Give me a barrel of bourbon and and a couple pounds of weed. That’s guaranteed to last me the rest of my life.

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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Could be a the Last of Us (the game) scenario where plague is airborne locally where the air is stale.

samus12345,
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Was it different in the show?

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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It’s not airborne. It’s was spread through ingesting infested flour or something like that.

samus12345,
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Oh, that’s pretty different! I didn’t see enough episodes to get to that, I guess.

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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Didn’t enjoy the show?

The thing about how it spreads is “revealed” during episode 1 though. But you got to pay close attention to the details.

samus12345,
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Oh, then I wasn’t paying close enough attention! I just kinda stopped watching it. I didn’t think it was bad or anything.

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