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Mr_Blott, in Slippery moisssstttt

Wet as an otter’s pocket

SrTobi, in That's Racist!

Easy to fix. Just make it look like you wanted to make space for them and not be in the way with your backpack.

therealjcdenton, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Radio for news and communication, gods gift to man the Jeep, transportation, housing, and protection, fire axe mostly as a tool and body armor, weapons will run out of ammo and I forgot the rest

Jimbo, in What's 1 more after 3?
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Jokes on you I’m into that

EurekaStockade, in Cope

Steamed broccoli that is only just tender but still a little bit crisp in the core is amazing and I’m sorry you’re deprived of that OP.

Also you don’t even like corn? Everybody likes corn. C’mon OP at least eat some corn.

minyakcurry,

Steamed? Nah you gotta stir fry that shit for maximum flavor. Or pop some in the oven/air fryer to get delicious crispy broccoli.

Rodeo,

Steaming is the most flavorless way to cook anything.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

So add some butter and seasoning.

Rodeo,

I do, and use the butter to fry it in a pan so the nutrients don’t leech out into the water and get discarded.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

You don’t drink the steamed broccoli water with your meal? Weird.

Rodeo,

My dad did and the family all called it “yuck spit”. I always thought it was just a weird dad thing.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Well, I was just making a stupid joke. I didn’t think people actually did that.

Rodeo,

Ok so it was just a weird dad thing lol

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no way in hell that isn’t an old wives tale.

Agent641, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Jeep and 3 dogs please.

zaphod, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Body armor, first aid kit, machete, water purifier.

If you choose anything that requires fuel or electricity/batteries you’re fucked.

phoneymouse,

What’s the body armor for? Zombies will bite you on the neck.

AstridWipenaugh,

It’s good for general protection too. It can soften blows from other humans or just accidental injury while scavenging dilapidated buildings. What we consider to be minor bumps and scrapes now can be life threatening when you have inadequate medical supplies, malnutrition, sleep deprived, no sanitation, etc.

zaphod,

I don’t have a PhD in zombiology but zombies will bite you wherever they can. Depending on what kind of zombies we’re talking about a bite alone might turn you or not. So body armor could be useful for some kinds of zombies and utterly useless for others.

danielbln,

Good luck on foot, brah. I’ll be taking the jeep and hose-sucking fuel where needed. Provides shelter, warmth, storage.

Adalast,

He’s right, unless you study up on making biodiesel. Then you have the upper hand in the argument, as a diesel Jeep can be run on biodiesel. Rendering those fatty zombie corpses to fuel should be a functional disposal method.

Chriswild,

Many gasoline cars can be retrofit to run on ethanol. In the Midwest you will find more corn than you can ever use to make said ethanol.

ikapoz,

Not a terrible play, but it has a BIG downside you might not be considering.

99.99% of the corn grown first world, and a lot of other food crops, are sterile hybrid varieties that don’t readily reseed themselves (Monsanto and company HATE when farmers don’t have to buy seed every year).

Once there is no more harvesting or maintenance on stockpile equipment, that supply will dwindle faster than you might expect.

Chriswild,

Their have been instances of gmo corn cross breeding with heirloom corn and Monsanto suing the farmers for patent infringement.

You can use the stores for ages and since you’re not eating it you can use rotten corn. Then it’s just a matter of time for a cross to form naturally.

Adalast,

Fuck corn. It is patently one of the worst feedstocks for ethanol. The only reason you hear so much of it is because there is so much money wrapped up in it already and it is a way to use up excess stock. No, switchgrass is the answer. Hearty, more biomass per km² than just about any other crop, has high cellulose content (which is what gets turned into ethanol), and can be cultivated just about anywhere on the continent with little maintenance or involvement. You could probably get away with planting a few fields in pockets around a stronghold which could be checked on a couple of times a week and harvested for an extended period, then you just have to process it as usual. It is even relatively short and dense, so zombies would struggle to hide in it and it would act as a natural barrier to slow the advance of both Zs and any nairdowells that would seek to assault you. Fuel source and defensive emplacement in one.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

That and after a while gasoline expires even in the tank of a car. After like a few months he would have to be making his own fuel anyway, because whatever gets siphoned can’t be used.

Slagathor,

A motorcycle could get you out of the city/infected zone pretty fast though. Not a bad choice.

phoneymouse,

True and all the road will be blocked with traffic, so you can lane split with the motorcycle.

Problem is you’re sleeping in the open air unless you grab the tent. Also can’t really build a collection of supplies.

Adalast,

I’m swapping the first-aid kit for the crossbow, but spot on for the rest. Body armor is rare and definitely raises your odds of survival in the short term after the initial spread. A machete is the ultimate all-purpose blade, good for defense as well as butchering, breeching, and it is easily maintained. And the water purifier is a no-brainer. Waterborn diseases are a real problem in any situation where public utilities become inaccessible and clean drinking water grows scarce.

Assuming that I am obviously able to expand my kit as I survive, the ranged weapon that uses easily craftable ammo would be ideal. A first aid kit could be cobbled together over the course of a few days of persistent scavenging. No promises on the crossbow, they are far less common than bandaids, gauze, sterilization solutions, and splints. Really the thing that would likely be the hardest to source is the suture needle that you should have in there.

I always loved 10k in Z-Nation for using the wrist rocket slingshot because that is truly the king ranged weapon for a survival scenario. Lightweight, ammo that is infinite and easily accessible, and lethal out to ranges that matter. Not to mention that they are very easy to maintain and repair.

All that said, I would likely accumulate the aforementioned electricity/fuel items as I am familiar with the production of biofuels and can build some alternative generators (wind, methane, solar concentrators) for electricity once I have somewhere secure. Methane in particular has always been attractive to me for survival scenarios because anaerobic decomposition is a great way of dealing with biowaste and what is left over ends up making really good fertilizer. Just need a couple of propane tanks, some steel, and a car battery to rig as a welder and you can turn one into a digestor and the other into storage, then get a couple 2 cycle lawnmower engines and some AC motors and you can get a power supply running. At least enough to run some incandescent bulbs. Need a voltage regulator for more complex electronics to keep the line clean, but that is a different conversation.

CulturedLout,

I picked the same you did, but I don’t know that I’d consider useable arrows easily craftable. Maybe if you had something pre-made for shafts?

Adalast,

They only have to be serviceable, which is manageable just like they were made in from antiquity to the modern era, wood. It might take some practice, but a hand-carved shaft that has the tip dipped into molten lead or pewter could make a rather effective bolt. You could use more modern materials as well; various types of piping, scavenged hardware like nails and dowels, etc. They may be less accurate and harder on the crossbow, but they don’t need the longest range in this topic and the wear and tear on the crossbow may be justified if you know how to repair it and maintain it to ward off failure. Obviously, there would be trial and error, but it wouldn’t take too long to become a competent Fletcher.

Adalast,

Also, as I said, for usability and reliability in efficacy and ammo sourcing, nothing beats a wrist rocket slingshot. The weapon itself is lightweight and can use everything from ball bearings and buck shot to large bolts and nuts to gravel. There is virtually no terrestrial environment that you wouldn’t be able to find something that can be used as absolutely lethal ammo.

Maggoty,

Eh, batteries aren’t hard to charge as long as it’s a small item like a flashlight.

benni, in Too Damn High...
Acinonyx, in What's 1 more after 3?

can you make the emoji bigger? I almost didn’t gave me eye cancer the second I looked at the meme

BruceTwarzen,

I almost forgot to find it funny.

onichama, in That's Racist!

I’ll do that whenever a specimen of the human race comes close to me so I guess I’m racist

onichama, in What's 1 more after 3?

If it was just the cup I would have liked this. But the text made it bad and the emoji killed it 😂😂🤣

BruceTwarzen,

People always argue if emojis are bad or good. I find that they make everything immediately unfunny

Blackout, in What's 1 more after 3?
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Donuts are healthy foods compared to sodas and Starbucks

Sprokes,

They the same, donuts also contain lot of sugar.

Blackout, (edited )
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Chocolate glazed donut: 19g
Starbucks grande frappuccino: 60g

Donuts = health fuud

Chriswild,

What about the carbs? Idk why we list carbs and sugars as different things when carbs are just simple sugars.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Uh oh, more whataboutisms from the sugar industrial complex. Don't worry guys, I'm on your side!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know why we list Vitamin A and C as different things when they’re both just simple vitamins.

ImFresh3x,

Simple sugars are carbs with one (monosaccharide) or two (disaccharide) sugar molecules. They literallly are sugars. If you are attempting to assert that all non complex carbohydrates are sugars, you are wrong. A potato or a serving of pasta is not at all like a candy bar. Bros science diets might be bad for your brain, btw.

Chriswild,

When it comes to getting fat calories are calories. Carbs will make you fat just as easily as sugar. So talking about whether coffee or a doughnut is bad for you by sugar content not calories is misleading.

Ookami38, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Jeep: unparalleled utility. It’ll die eventually, fuel is finite, but it’ll let me establish.

Shotgun: need a weapon, and while not the strategically beat weapon, I have an image to maintain.

Water purifier: water.

Machete: backup weapon, infinitely useful tool, more rugged than the katana.

I think this combination gives me a good shot at establishing a base of operations, securing the area, and settling for long-term. Between the jeep and the machete, most obstacles can be overcome, and scavenging is easier and quicker. Strategically, the crossbow is probably the best weapon just due to the reusability of the ammunition, but it’s not infinite and what you gain in that, you lose in ease of use, which is paramount in a stressful situation. Opting purely for usefulness, the pistol (assuming subsonic rounds and as quiet as possible) probably offers the best balance between reliability and forgivingness, but I like shotguns.

Water purifier is a pretty easy one. Gotta have water, and while most of that will come from rain or scavenging, there will inevitably be periods of literal draught. Finally, the machete. A knife, a backup weapon, a crowbar. Good for clearing small-medium vegetation. Honestly, the uses are limitless, perhaps second only to the jeep.

Honorable mentions:

Dog. If it’s pre-trained, top tier. If you have to train it, mid at best plus another mouth to feed.

Any other firearm: mostly preference, each has pros and cons

Body armor: depending on the zombies, top tier (walking dead style, feral gonna bite you zombies) or reeeally not useful (anything spread by spores, fumes, fluids, etc.)

Gas mask: invert the body armor.

Motorcycle: quicker, less utility than Jeep. I wouldn’t say it’s the worst pick

Everything else is either marginal utility at best (cb radio, NV goggles) or easy enough to scavenge (flashlight, first aid supplies, tent, honestly everything else on the list.)

Something_Complex,

Bro, it’s a zombie apocalypse, you can just walk outside and steal any car you feel like

olutukko,

You will still need keys or a really old car that you can actually turn on with wires

Something_Complex, (edited )

I’ll just search appartmenta with my body armour,my dog and an ax for a some keys. When I find them I go outside and do that thing we do when we forgot where we parked in a large parking lot

Peppycito,

It says outbreak, not apocalypse. They’ll still expect you to come in to work.

AnarchistsForDemocracy,
@AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

They’ll still expect you to come in to work.

🤣 😂 😭

Siegfried, in Microchips

Wasn’t gates involved with epstein, or was that fake info?

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Involved how exactly? It sounds pretty innocuous. forbes.com/…/jeffrey-epstein-threatened-to-expose…

Draedron,

What does that have to do with the topic? Elon was involved too

Siegfried, (edited )

Ah, I didnt know

About the topic, nothing directly related, but since I heard about it, i started cringing about the general positive view of Bill

Holyhandgrenade, in Snow!
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Here in Norway this year, we seem to have skipped straight from snowy weather to too-cold-for-snow weather. I’m not sure whether I’m happy about that or not

tryptaminev,

Well, it is bad for plants to be exposed to -20° without a protective snow cover.

Holyhandgrenade, (edited )
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

True. There is a thin layer of snow over everything, but nothing I would call proper snow. Proper snow means shovelling the driveway twice a day

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