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I_Has_A_Hat, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Why is a bike not on this list? Fuck a vehicle that needs gas, give me some pedal powe.

Chee_Koala,

plot twist, the jeep is electric and there is a spinner-bike in the back you can use to charge it with. Only four short days of pedaling will get you 100 miles!

dirtydan,

Never understood that about the walking dead. Gasoline stops being vital after 3-6 months, so years into the apocalypse and everyone’s driving cars, and Daryl has that sweet frankenbike. What are those things running on?

AstridWipenaugh,

Gas is no longer in prime condition after 3-6 months, but is still combustible for at least a year or two. Old gas will damage your engine over time though. Most of the degradation is due to oxidization, so if the gas were in sealed cans, maybe it could last longer.

But yeah, 5+ years in and most gas is unlikely to work in an engine. You’d have to be making some kind of bio-ethanol at that point.

sbv, (edited ) in It would be romantic

maybe we’ll be renditioned to the same black site

FrankTheHealer, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Water purifier: you need water to live. Otherwise you’ll die in 3 days.

Jeep: While not the most reliable, they can go off-road and can also be a source of shelter in lieu of a house or tent.

AK: Extremely reliable and easy to service. 7.62 ammo can be harder to come by depending on where you live, but regardless, the AK is a solid weapon.

Fire Axe: Good for chopping down trees, cracking heads or breaking down doors. The practicality is what makes it the better option

GR4VY,

Going with all but the water purifier. Fresh water is too easy to come by where I live. We have pristine wild rivers here, and it rains a lot. I’d be living in the forest anyway if this happened.

So I’m going with AK, Jeep, body armor, and Axe.

phoneymouse,

I chose the same top 3. Torn on the 4th between fire ax, first aid, or flash light.

FilthyHookerSpit, (edited )

I chose similarly but changed somethings for longevity.

I subbed out the jeep for body armor. The jeep will run out of gas eventually, who knows how long the apocalypse will last for. Body armor will be last near indefinitely. Also would swap out the ak for a machete. Ammo will probably be hoarded by others so will be a difficult find.

Fire axe is a great utility tool, once it becomes dull, it’ll be a good blunt weapon. Machete will not be as good but if you learn how to sharpen or find a whetstone, they’ll last you as long as you need.

bam13302, (edited )

Most body armor is good for 1 strike. Kevlar thread break, ceramic breaks, and you really don’t want to use dented armor, best case it’s a weak point, worst case is pushing in your chest cavity preventing you from breathing. Any body armor that is remotely mobile is effectively one time use. Now admitted (normally) used body armor can still provide some protection and can be better than nothing (except in situations where the damage impacts you, ie the plate metal being dented and pushing into your chest). And some can be repaired or replaced with the right materials and tools, but those are heavy, and take space

FlyingSquid, in It would be romantic
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You’re mentioned in my file and I’m mentioned in your file!

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Is the German Shepard a rescue? Anyway that and the camcorder. I’m making cute dog videos

_TheThunderWolf_,

Username checks out

Slow, in It would be romantic

What kind of pessimism guys?

bruhduh, in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.
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King of the world

random_character_a, in Too Damn High...
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Stop eating the dog!

TimewornTraveler, (edited ) in Microchips

second wojack should have been the crying soyjack holding the smirk mask

sensiblepuffin,
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That would imply an unrealistic level of self awareness, imho

dangblingus, in Too Damn High...

Counting carbs is for suckers. Your body needs carbs. What you should be counting is your sodium levels. Most food contains excessively high amounts of sodium that contributes to weight gain and hypertension. You can burn off carbs by doing moderate physical activity. Sodium on the other hand has acute physiological effects that are not great in high doses.

v4ld1z,
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True. Complex carbs are what gives our bodies long-term energy

hydration9806,

This is only true for processed foods. If you stick to a whole food diet, it’s actually more common to under eat sodium, which has it’s own host of negative health effects.

Kase,

Username checks out. Well, kinda. Sodium being an electrolyte and all. Maybe it’s a stretch.

Btw, have you checked out the hydro homies community?

hydration9806,

Lol somehow you nailed it. Joining now!

Chetzemoka,

Sodium response is a lot more complicated than that, and a more accurate metric is probably dietary sodium:potassium ratio.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4224208/

Dkarma, in Microchips

I’m loving the free $5000 they put on my microchip every month tho, ngl.

ieightpi, in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.

This 100% proves we are living in someones Garry’s Mod simulation.

TrickDacy, in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.
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Obviously fake

Nutteman, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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4 German shepards for having sex with (i am a white woman from the American south)

Kraivo, (edited )

At least someone gets fucked before getting fucked

SuperSaiyanSwag,

I was going to say 4 German shepherds for more innocent reasons, but now my answer would be overshadowed be yours

XTornado, in Hmmm...

It took me a while to understand as the only thing I read was chicken.

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