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mikyopii, in Mistakes were made
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Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears. Seek the old blood, but beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young.

SuckMyWang, (edited ) in It's Sunday, milord! I came as quick as I could.

God damnit Sedrick, I’ve been waiting for nearly half an hour. There’s a fly in my soup and I need you to get the bloody thing out

usualsuspect191, in It's Sunday, milord! I came as quick as I could.

Mr. Frog Went A-courting

Knitwear, in High fashion

INCREDIBLE

Clearly this was the desired theme and tone.

Good for them

SuckMyWang, in Cant play monster hunter

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

Rubanski,

Bulbous

just_change_it,

Probably this.

dalekcaan,

Is that a prototype of the Bibendum man?

crimroy,

It is!

dalekcaan,

Huh, neat! I was only half serious.

baldingpudenda,

Could have just linked to people of Walmart.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Shitty railing

Dude died and dropped loot

nikosey,

I watched it several times trying to figure out where that came from. Your loot explanation makes the most sense.

EddoWagt,

It came from the fence, looks like mail to me. Sorry to ruin the illusion

funny, in High fashion

Video with sound. It plays normally in the Eternity app.

db2, in High fashion

wtf did i just watch

Track_Shovel, in High fashion
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I hate this. Thanks!

Kolanaki, in Cant play monster hunter
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Turkey thumbstick?

Thumb drum?

Turkey stick?

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Dumb thumb drum?

tacofox,

Turthumbdumbdrum?

Mango, in Shitty railing

Eat a salad

0x4E4F, in Love is blind
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve seen the reverse in slav couples as well… both are not a pretty sight.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Alcoholism unfortunately has it’s consequences

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, we do drink a lot.

jewbacca117, in Mistakes were made

Easy, just have no personality

fossphi,

And as a win win, you also get to have no friends!

themeatbridge, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

You mean like all the child-friendly content built around Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummies, Zombies, Werewolves, Ghosts, but with Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Jigsaw, Annabelle, Chucky, Pinhead, Xenomorphs, etc?

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

You mean like Monster Squad?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to read Horton Hatches the Xenomorph Egg.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Love is blind
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I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

LuckyBoy,

You need to continue de quest in act 3

Nutteman,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

No, she made her choice. Also I fucked a bear, and later an Illythid so she has to fuck the zombie it’s only fair.

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