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Kowowow, in It's Sunday, milord! I came as quick as I could.

Can I get a reeeeeeehaw?

abbadon420, in please no

Dafuq?

winterayars, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

Turn a bowl upside-down and slap this bad boy on top of it. Boom, proof the bowl is a plate.

Steamymoomilk, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Freddy kroger, Its 2 kinds of horror, being a low income cashier at kroger, and dealing with shitty customers.

And o yeah he also kills people in there dreams.

rabiddolphin,
@rabiddolphin@lemmy.world avatar

The thing about freddy krueger that made him scary was that he was also a pedophile not just a guy with really long fingernails and acne scars

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

BobbyNevada, (edited )

But then he gives a little moral and the end of the episode. During the nightmare: "Still looking for cottage cheese, Karen? Maybe it was inside you the entire time! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Then she screams to get the manager and slowly melts to a blob of cottage cheese. Then Freddy scoops some in a bowl, puts in some peaches, and says " Make sure you have a balanced diet, kids! This is a healthy snack, right Karen? Ha! Ha! Ha!

ThirdWorldOrder,

I was watching He-Man recently and the PSAs at the end are kind of funny since Man-at-Arms talks about how practical jokes can make your friends lose an arm, eye, or life. They were straight shooters in the 80s!

BobbyNevada,

Yeah! They taught me not to hide in old refrigerators or I’ll die.

Jourei, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

I think this just means that they installed earth on a good angle.

tacosanonymous, in High fashion

I aspire to be this extra.

Caboose12000, in Be mindful of allergies lads

it originally said nuts, didn’t it
that’s a femboy, isn’t it

GrayBackgroundMusic,
Caboose12000,

the followup comics were way more wholesome than I expected, thanks for the source!

richardisaguy,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wholesome and gay is my favourite combination of content

Siegfried,

Im not sure if richard is a guy anymore

dessimbelackis,

The only female m&m was green sooooo

Honytawk,

Nah, pretty sure it is a drawing.

So it can be whatever you want it to be.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

What the fuck how come someone drew my absent father in their comic?!?

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, your dad’s hot dude.

Honytawk,

He’s back from buying that packet of M&M’s

Kusimulkku, (edited ) in A productive conversation

I think it’s mostly online where people consider everything an argument.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

I have a couple terminally online friends that do this. It’s exhausting

null,

No it’s not.

Kusimulkku,

Me reacting to your reply

https://files.catbox.moe/49o7r6.png

Slovene,

That’s not an argument, it’s just contradiction.

Lucidlethargy, in Cant play monster hunter

To be fair, those are the worst controllers ever paired with a game console. My hands are smaller than this, but they still hate the controls.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed. The triggers are far too small. The buttons are not in intuitive places and they are not very responsive. I try and play for Zelda, but wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

WarmSoda,

Get an 8bitdo pro 2 controller. They have Xbox and PS styles. Good price, durable, easily rechargeable. And it also works with PCs.

Also: no drift.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Also: no drift.

I really hate how Nintendo doubled down on saying drift wasn’t a real problem with their original joycons. Two out of two original left joycons got severe drift after little use. To make matters worse, the tiny L/R buttons when they’re unattached stopped working, so no more Super Mario Party without some cumbersome button remapping.

experbia,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

You can! I use a Mayflash Magic-NS for this. I got a few and plugged them into a USB hub on my dock and my friends have been able to use their own comfortable controllers they use for their pc games on my switch. been a big hit for smash bros. ps4/ps5 controllers support gyro inputs fine too. you can even configure it to switch button orders/layouts and stuff for you so you don’t get xbox/nintendo xyab/yxba glyph/button conflicts, if you need. big fan of them overall. they work on other systems and controllers too, you can pair joycons to your PC with it (shows up as Xbox controller), they’re like universal “controller language” translators.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Oh this is entirely too much work lol I PC game 99 percent of the time. The Switch is just for Zelda. But thanks for the info!

FangedWyvern42,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

I like using the Switch, but I can’t use it for longer than an hour due to the Joy-Con causing cramps. I’m definitely going to replace them with a third party controller.

joenforcer,

I don’t think they’re problematic, but as a slightly above average height American male, I feel like my hands skew towards the smaller side of average which makes a difference. I have no problem with the joycons attached to the console, and I’m also a big fan of the pro controller. A friend of mine who is notably much taller bought me pro-like third party joycons for Christmas and they hurt my hands to use in contrast to the OG that don’t bother me at all.

jopepa, (edited )

I’ve heard that a lot but I have fairly large hands myself and really like the feel of them. I even have a set of joycons paired to my pc for shortcuts while I work with a stylus. Just don’t get how people have so much trouble with them.

Edit: I guess my thumbs have a stutter, and there’s no sense in a free advert for a service I wish had better alternatives.

clearleaf,

I like them when they’re off the switch but not when they’re on it.

TheDoozer,

Yes. Super comfortable just sitting holding the controllers, but my hands ache if I use them attached to the switch.

fossphi, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

And also fantastic that when children’s media characters go into public domain, we get a lot of adult content ;)?

fossphi, in Drive into anything

Aah, dangit! My lemmy client doesn’t have a progress bar for videos and I kept watching it wondering what the fuck is happening

feedum_sneedson, (edited ) in Cant play monster hunter

Fat shaming? On Lemmy? I expected better.

edit: better fat shaming, I mean.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy is on the Internet. You expected better from the Internet?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fat shaming? Man can’t play his fucking Nintendo I feel for him

xor,

why would you expect something like that??

although all forms of prejudice and hatred are terrible, the online anti-fat hate just bugs so much.
it’s so common, accepted, and arbitrary
i mean, at least with racism there’s some kind of stupid “reasoning” behind it. some notion that “others” are a threat, and tribal nonsense.
but just hating on overweight people is so… pointless…
anyways, i expect the banning of r/fatpeoplehate and the like has sent some troglodytes over here.
but, if the instance doesn’t do something, theyll get defederated

lightnsfw,

r/fatpeoplehate

That sub was banned like 10 years ago. Lemmy didn’t exist.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

You might say the problem is too big to contain

xor, (edited )

why are you holding back all your racist jokes ?

Kusimulkku,

I know a great Bulgarian joke

Mongostein,

The reasoning is that being fat is something you can do about whereas race is not.

I’m not advocating being an asshole but, as a former fat guy, I can say that a little shame can be a powerful motivator.

ArcaneSlime,

You think that’s bad, try being a balding fat 5’6" guy with a small penis. At least fat shaming gets called out if they’re fat shaming a woman, body shaming men is currently considered peak comedy by unfunny internet posters.

xor,

most bald jokes seem to be self effacing… otherwise i don’t think most people care that much.
and while being bald is generally considered unattractive, a lot of people find it extra hot so mathematically it all works out…
but yeah, body shaming men is extra popular.
short dudes get it the worst, i guess because of general aggressive primate stuff that goes on…
but im on the really tall side of things and ive had several shorter guys confide their jealousy to me.
i’ve seen the pain… the way they see their life as awesome if they were just really tall…
honestly it’s got a looot of drawbacks…
can never find shoes that fit, shirts or pants that are the right length, bicycles are usually dangerous… (i’ve personally gone end-over-end)
bus, planes, restaurants… almost all seats suck
very rarely, it is like a super power, but usually it’s like a handicap…
and your penis probably isn’t that small… porn is crazy… (porn addicts are the number 1 customer of porn)
also, if you lose weight your dick gets bigger (:

but i’m against all getting down on the way someone is… i guess fat hate gets a pass because people consider it a choice… even though that’s a part of it, it’s not so much under most people’s control… and pretty complex

ArcaneSlime, (edited )

I wasn’t exactly talking about me, though I am 5’6", 135, full head of hair not even all gray yet, 6.5" in the pants (1.0 above natl avg) but never had any complaints because I learned how to use the thing. Actually because of how short I am due to the optical illusion they think it’s big lol, so like you said there are some boons. I was just highlighting the common things men are bodyshamed for, often with the bodyshaming getting open approval by those that would wish death upon you for saying anything that could be construed as negative about a corpulent woman.

kate, in recycling beauty trends

ITT: men on lemmy attacking women for looking how they want whilst pretending to support women

Kusimulkku,

We want women to look like that? Fucking hell, I knew not going to those meetings would bite me in the ass one day

kate,

Who’s “we”? I support women looking how they want, and I’m not going to decide that only applies if I think it looks good

Kusimulkku, (edited )

men on lemmy

Though I think I misunderstood you. “men on lemmy attacking women for looking how they want”, I thought the “they” here meant the men. I was thinking wow, who wanted her to look like that

kate,

haha i see the misunderstanding now. but tbf there are a lot of men that like this look,. i think someone else in this thread linked a lemmy community for it

Kusimulkku,

Those probably wouldn’t be shitting on her though

kate,

TRUE

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

To be fair, I think it’s important to examine the social trends that influence people’s body images and contribute to them wanting to get a lot of plastic surgery done. I don’t think that’s healthy and it’s a lot more complicated than just “looking how they want”

kate, (edited )

“I think it’s not mentally healthy (no source required) and so we should adjust society so people don’t want it” is the same thing, no?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I mean given that mental health issues stemming from unrealistic body standards is an epidemic at this point, yeah I’d say so

Aceticon,

She doesn’t look like that: the picture is heavilly retouched.

dudinax, in Love is blind

“Why did you marry someone so old?” “He’s 27”

mishielda1234, (edited ) in Fortnite has changed

The choice to use a baby emoji is truly cursed

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