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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, in Yep, makes sense
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Frantic Edging Around Rodents

zourn, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day
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We did that in the 90s while they were still new. See: The Toxic Avengers.

A_Random_Idiot, in A time-honored tradition

I call the bottom shelf of my grandmothers fridge the petri dish for this exact reason.

Constantly puts shit in tupperware, puts it down there, and forgets about it until i find it, and by then its become its own microscopic ecosystem.

Hellstormy, in A time-honored tradition
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Sometimes I have even thrown it out with the tupperware because it’s gotten so bad that opening that container would probably poison everything in a 100m radius.

MaxVoltage,
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in my experience its best to ooen those into the compost directly

LillyPip,

If you wait long enough, it will throw itself away.

MycelialMass,

You can freeze the bad ones (mark it as bad in case you forget about it) then dump it as one big block and take the trash out before it thaws.

CaptnNMorgan,

Genius

buycurious, in She's got a bright future ahead of her... on OF

Lady: “[What’s the difference] Between me and a mosquito?”

Man: “I don’t know, what’s the difference between you and a mosquito?”

Lady: “When you smack me, I don’t stop sucking.”

For those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

TseseJuer,

thanks hopefully I can stay on silent forever. counting on you big sis

0x4E4F, (edited )
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I think it’s “slap me”.

Yeah, you’re right, it’s actually “smack”.

superduperenigma,

You are doing the lord’s work 🙏

CheesyFox,

amen

andrew, (edited )
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“Swat me,” I think.

usualsuspect191, in Yep, makes sense

Flight, Fight, Fuck

doingthestuff,

always has been

PeriodicallyPedantic, (edited ) in Yep, makes sense

First, eat ass raucously

Thcdenton, in A time-honored tradition

And I still eat it - unsweetened cotton candy and all

DanVctr,

This is how new superheros are born

Omgarm,

This is also what keeps life expectancy lower.

Thcdenton, in Cant play monster hunter

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/405f671e-2010-4ef1-8342-d2319b196926.webm

qarbone,

Understated but asbolutely effective lmao

gravitas_deficiency, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting

woah

Thcdenton, in Yep, makes sense

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    revlayle,

    FAAR?

    wat

    Son_of_dad, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

    I mean it’s happening already with certain characters that have gone from being in R rated movies to pg.

    _Sprite, in Cant play monster hunter
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    absolute sledgehammer hands

    curiousaur,

    More like Ankylosaurus-tail-hammer hands. Their tail hammers were mostly fatty deposits.

    MaxVoltage, (edited )
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    escort

    bouncer

    he goes by many names

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    I’m honestly concerned he has an untreated medical condition. I don’t think even extreme obesity should do this, right?

    mechoman444, in Fun Run

    Guy sweeping in the background: I hate Tuesdays.

    banneryear1868, in Bub-bups bounce

    This is what I do I sit on you, sit on you, sit on you

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