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empireOfLove2, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

GiddyGap,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2,
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Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

bobs_monkey,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul,
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Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2,
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But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul,
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You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

Altofaltception, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The pearl industry hates this one trick

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Yep, makes sense
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Freaky Egg and Roomba

Altofaltception, in How the rest of the world sees the US and Royal Navy

Really good use of our tax dollars.

remotelove, (edited )
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Edit: I was looking at this from an American perspective and assuming these were all 'murican ships and aircraft. There aren’t. Nothing I previously wrote would align with the video since the British navy is weird. So, I just erased my assumptions. They were likely all wrong anyway.

gravitas_deficiency,

Judging by the fact that the front of that flat deck has a ski jump, I’d wager that it’s the HMS Queen Elizabeth, which does in fact have a dual-island design.

remotelove, (edited )
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That explains my confusion. Something looked really off and and my brain couldn’t compute what I was seeing, TBH. The elevators looked right, but I still wasn’t sure.

Edit: There more. Is that whole group British? The last two fixed wing aircraft that fly by aren’t 'murican either. I see a Black Hawk-type helicopter, I think. We use SH/HH-60s in our Navy that have their rear strut moved way forward. The British and Americans both use LCACs as well. The leading helicopter might actually be a Merlin followed by some Wildcats. Alas, all I can make are stupid guesses now.

100_percent_a_bot,

Unironically. The suez canal being open is vital for the global economy

realitista,
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Yeah I’d personally much prefer the world’s shipping lanes be patrolled by the US navy than taken over by pirates.

therealjcdenton, in Cant play monster hunter

Is he playing it with his ass?

Mango, in Fun Run

Surprisingly graceful!

Furbag, in Yep, makes sense

I’m so not used to this not being accompanied by Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with a flintlock pistol.

PatFussy, in Yep, makes sense

F ear

E ar

A r

R rrrr

Driveway4964,

Username checks out

Echinoderm, in Yep, makes sense

Forge Exquisite Armour Reproductions

gmtom, in How the rest of the world sees the US and Royal Navy

Unfortunately most of the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit, or swallow up the American propaganda that what Ansar Allah are doing is just random acts of terrorism.

TseseJuer,

this is anti-American propaganda made by a non american wtf are you talking about??

ElBarto, in Yep, makes sense
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Free Egg And Rice.

webpack,

Or fried egg and rice

TSG_Asmodeus, in Yep, makes sense

It’ll always be First Encounter Assault Recon to me.

EarWorm,

I honestly don’t understand why it hasn’t been remade already. Easy money for the studio.

TommySalami, in Yep, makes sense

Find Egress; Aquire Ride. That kinda works.

wiikifox, in Yep, makes sense
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TIL EA always means “Everything And”. Now things like “EA Sports” and “EA FC” make sense.

Zagorath,
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Everything And Fast Castle?

wiikifox,
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Everything And [a] Fast Castle perhaps?

wiikifox, in Be mindful of allergies lads
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He is asking for a taste of that chocolate, I don’t think he’s allergic to it

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