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Therealgoodjanet, in NASA has some explaining to do

This is a parody account, right? Right?

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

It must be there’s no way this is real.

Oh dip, nice username

Therealgoodjanet,

Thank you!

sock,

i feel like hes almost too articulate even in his typos for this to be non parody. this sounds like a non stupid guy making a joke for religious idiots to fall for.

dakial,

I used to be sure of these things in the past, but now I ain’t so sure anymore…

ShaunaTheDead, in Remember when this was on TV every year?
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I'm so tired of people thinking that nihilism (Nietzsche's main philosophy for those unaware) is depressing. It's not at all, it's actually very hopeful and liberating. Nihilism can basically be boiled down to "nothing matters" which sounds depressing, but what it really means is that "nobody can tell you what matters from your perspective, only you can decide what matters to you". It was considered depressing and was railed against by the public at the time because it goes against religious teaching which tells you that religion matters objectively and unquestioningly.

It's extremely liberating even today despite religion not having a choke hold on society as much as it did during Nietsche's time. It's liberating because if what truly matters to you is shitposting on Lemmy, then that's great! Go live your most meaningful existence! Enjoy yourself and be proud of your accomplishments in that field! You choose your own worldview and what matters to you, and that's obviously a very a positive thing, it's not depressing or morose or narrow-minded and I'm tired of people just boiling it down to "Nihilism is for depressed people".

Hacksaw,

I don’t know if this is a joke or not but Nietzsche’s whole effort was spent on defining and opposing nihilism, not creating and advocating for it.

He realised that God (the philosophical entity which guarantees meaning) is dead and knew that God was a tool used to combat nihilism. He was afraid that at the time nihilism was seen as the only alternative to belief in God. He spent his whole life trying to establish the virtues that were required (the ubermensch) in order to lead a meaningful life when there is no guarantee that the world itself had a meaning.

The Wikipedia article covers this topic well en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche

The death of God may lead beyond bare perspectivism to outright nihilism, the belief that nothing has any inherent importance and that life lacks purpose. While Nietzsche rejected the traditional Christian morality and theology, he also rejected the nihilism which many thought was the only alternative to it.

TIMMAY, in The American mind cannot comprehend this

yes because the average american has made a choice to have a car-centric society with car-centric infrastructure and could totally just not use a car to get 8 miles across town and back for their job every day how silly of us

qbus,

No current American has made that decision. It was made for us after world war II

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

We've chosen to allow it to continue

qbus,

I guess my grandfather allowed it to happen when his neighborhood got destroyed by Robert Moses in New York. Or there was absolutely nothing that could be done to stop it because he was politically backed.

Dieinahole,

8 miles isn't too far to bike! I used to ride about that to commute. When I started, it took me around 40 minutes to get there, and an hour and a half back. Slight incline one direction.

About six months in, I was down to 20ish there, and less than 40 back.

Winter sucked pretty bad, someone got me gore-tex mittens though. Still had my eyelashes freeze

TIMMAY,

this is true, and would be good at least half the year so fair point but still need a good alt in winter. Still, cutting out half the year of car commuting is a lot better than nothing

Hyperreality, (edited )

get 8 miles across town and back for their job every day how silly of us

A half hour cycle commute really isn't far. Almost anyone can do that, almost certainly including your grandma.

The real problem is the lack of infrastructure.

TIMMAY,

That would be a neat trick since both of my grandmothers are dead! But yeah exactly the infrastructure is not only not built for biking but pretty hostile to it as well, not to mention that there is usually no dedicated space for storing a bike on location and theft is pretty high for bikes. The change to make biking viable is possible but the amount of inertia is high and would be at least as difficult as implementing widespread EV changes I would guess

sveske_juice, (edited ) in NASA has some explaining to do

Tf is an artificial satellite?

JPJones,

Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

Bitflip,

That’s no moon

arekkusu,

an artificial satellite is an orbiting object that is man-made, as opposed to natural satellites such as moons and asteroids

I_Fart_Glitter, in You understand?

My kink is John Malkovich stating detailed facts that crush my dreams.

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

New kink unlocked

ristoril_zip, in You understand?

Santa & his coterie are quantum so it doesn’t matter what you think his velocity is

neptune,

Unless you don’t know his position

uid0gid0,

You can’t know his position. If you were to observe Santa then the quantum superposition waveform would collapse and only one house would get presents.

scratchresistor,

Saw this a couple of days ago and is my new head canon.

krellor, (edited ) in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

Look, it's me, your boss. Venmo: @NotZoidberg.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

But why @NotZoidberg?

krellor, (edited )

Edit: whoooosh, goes the joke over my head.😂

On Futurama one of the popular phrases from the character zoidberg was something like "hey, look it's me your nephew" when he thought his uncle was rich. Don't recall the details, but just riffed on the meme.

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Did you not recognize "Why not Zoidberg?" in my question?

krellor,

Lol, I clearly need more coffee. Good play!

Skkorm, (edited ) in You understand?

Santa can see you when you sleep, knows when you’re awake, and visits every believer’s house at the same time. He’s not scientific. Santa is an egregorian God, created from nothing by the belief of his believers. Santa Clause is a vast, Eldridge being, set upon the earth to reward the kind and punish the selfish. Santa is everywhere. Santa is everything.

So be good, for goodness sake.

Itrytoblenderrender,
I_Fart_Glitter,

TIL!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore

Egregore (also spelled egregor; from French égrégore, from Ancient Greek ἐγρήγορος, egrēgoros ‘wakeful’) is an esoteric concept representing a non-physical entity that arises from the collective thoughts of a distinct group of people.

cmbabul, in Northern star gang

You guys are using the compass app?

MeatsOfRage,

Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

HonoraryMancunian,

That last one’s actually a myth

Moss doesn’t exist

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously, I don’t even know anymore what’s true with moss.

Grew up with that saying “moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree” and then maybe in high school or in my early 20’s (there was definitely a sizeable period where tons of stuff I grew up being taught was being “um actually’d” as historians or scientists learned more) it was debunked.

But naturalists and park rangers and shit still say it’s semi true; moss does grow heavier to the north on particular trees, and other specific conditions. Which is just more confusing. 😵‍💫

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

How does he even find maidens.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?

VikingHippie,

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷

SirStumps,
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EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You aren’t?!

notthebees,

It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?

MagnyusG, in Prometheus

But what’s your contribution to mankind?

GoTeamBoobies,

I keep my office chair warm

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck you stranger

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Like tip the portapotty with him inside?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a very good tip

some_guy, in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes

When I was nineteen, a friend was driving us home on LSD (please don’t do this). He said that was like a game. The third person in the vehicle said that didn’t make him any more confident. We got home safe, somehow. Lucas, if you’re reading this, good job. Also, fuck you for driving while we were on drugs.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

When I was in high school, first time I ever got drunk at a party, I drove home afterwards and just lived 2 blocks away in a small town. I kept saying to myself “no wonder this is illegal” the 5 minutes it took to get home and never drove drunk again. The drunk effect in GTA4 is pretty spot on compared to that real life experience.

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

My mom swears that she was driving home one night with her cousin in the 70s and their car started floating 6+ feet off of the ground. She also swears it wasn’t at all drug-related. I think my mom has forgotten just how many drugs they were doing in the 70s.

vzq, in Smells Like Teen Spirit

These jokes were old in June 1994. Give it a rest.

kameecoding,

Dunno about that it’s really blowing my mind

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

TIMMAY,

Are you saying anything from 1994 is old 🥲

InternetCitizen2,

Yes. Source I’m 1994

postmateDumbass,

In peace?

RIP_Cheems, in You understand?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

FUCK YOUR SCIENCE, ITS MAGIC

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Any sufficiently advanced science would appear like magic. ;)

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