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MissJinx, in Two sides to Korea
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Is there anywhere that wasn’t or isn’t fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

What about Ireland

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

A country with a chapter in its history named “The Troubles” might not be the best pick here.

Im_old,

I’m not Irish or British, but fow what I know I’d put a bit more blame on UK for the troubles. Don’t invade/colonize a country, don’t get troubles.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

The troubles weren’t just Irish people vs colonial oppressors though, there was a ton of sectarian violence between different Irish groups

Im_old,

If you mean Catholic Irish vs protestant Irish, it was in the end a byproduct of British occupation anyway

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

They had a lot of problems with child abuse. I mean, most countries had, but theirs was somewhat more prominent. One of the less psychotic countries though, I guess.

FireRetardant,

Most countries act like sociopaths if they were held to individual human standards.

doctorcrimson,

And just like a big group of sociopaths, the nice ones wouldn’t last very long.

Siegfried,

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    MissJinx,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    wow you really do think that

    Siegfried,

    I think that the roman intervention of Greece, led by Flaminio was totally justified, they did what they had to do. Nothing more, nothing less. Change my mind.

    menemen, (edited )
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, they said “at some point” and the Roman genocide in Carthage might be considered fucked up I guess.

    roscoe, (edited )

    The third punic war for sure.

    Edit: The fuck downvoted that? Cato the Elder in here?

    crackajack,

    NATO intervention in Yugoslav wars, too. And American involvement in World War 2.

    doctorcrimson,

    Didn’t they also colonize the region and over the next several centuries crucify a bunch of people? Pretty sure one of them even became a martyr for what went on to be the most destructive and enduring groups of people for all time.

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Humans Against Shitting

    This really is happening in current events

    over_clox,

    No shit?!

    gravitas_deficiency,

    What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?

    robocall, in Humans Against Shitting
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’ve got the solution!

    Not eating!

    Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!

    It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!

    feck_it,

    Until the day you die!

    gravitas_deficiency,

    Bro you just gotta hold your poop in

    CetaceanNeeded, in Merry-go-round of terror.

    We’re naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place.

    Sasha, (edited )

    I knew, if anyone else, I’d find you in here hahaha

    F_Haxhausen,
    @F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

    Being alone is not bad.

    And a crowd seems like the loneliest place.

    Kolanaki, in How to keep a man
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Steamed or boiled… probably…

    faceless, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...
    @faceless@lemmy.world avatar

    internet is mostly below or at ground level. we have underwater cables for international internet.

    datelmd5sum,

    I wonder where the notion that the internet is satellite based comes from? Sat TV?

    r00ty,
    @r00ty@kbin.life avatar

    I thought it was implying he was in some hard to reach location, and they were pulling the stops out to connect the last guy on earth without internet.

    0x4E4F, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Man, I wish shit was more relaxed like back in the day… people just shaing funny shit, everyone laughing, not being triggered about… whatever the pic was making fun of…

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I remember a time during the height of PHPBB forums when they were called image macros and most of them were designed with the implicit purpose of triggering people. That’s where things like this bad boy came from:

    https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/85217d24-8975-407f-ab06-205a133ceefa.jpeg

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, but the whole point was not to get triggered. The ones that did were roasted to hell and back. Now, everyone’s a snowflake, everyone has rights, don’t make fun of this, don’t make fun of that 😒… I mean… it’s humor man, get over it.

    can,

    Rights for everyone? Imagine that.

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Everyone is entitled to rights, there is no question there, but humor is humor man. You don’t like it, leave. Banning something just because a certain group of people doesn’t like it is not right IMO.

    MataVatnik, in How to keep a man
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    The meal of a 1970s serial killer

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    That killer’s cereal:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp

    reversebananimals, (edited ) in I suspect it will be to do it again out back...

    I feel obligated to say - when you poop outside, make sure to dig a cat hole at least 6in deep and bury your waste. Pack out any toilet paper.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    Near civilization sure… But in the wild, the half-life of your poop is not worth the hassle.

    reversebananimals,

    You are objectively wrong. I was an outdoor educator for years. Please do not misinform people.

    Here’s some info where you can educate yourself: lnt.org/how-to-poop-outside/

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    This is still near civilization. I’m talking about places where only I will go for the foreseeable future.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    It takes a year to biodegrade.

    over_clox, in How to keep a man

    Hi, is this meal available in bulk?

    stoy,

    theinfosphere.org/Bachelor_Chow

    db2, in How to keep a man

    What the cinnamon toast fuck

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    https://media.tenor.com/LEgZ0ueU4p0AAAAM/scared-im.gif

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Humans Against Shitting

    I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement

    because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours

    feck_it,

    Not much a movement then. Hopefully you got that loaf out by now.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    OP proposed a movement.

    And I need a bowel movement.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.

    over_clox,

    I’m sorry, I’m confused. Did you get 12 or 14 slices out of your loaf?

    I keep mine in one piece, ever since 2017, just in case I need an emergency loaf.

    Kolanaki, in Humans Against Shitting
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Tampons work surprisingly well.

    Agent641,

    How many do I need to eat for it to work?

    over_clox,

    Eat?

    alphapuggle, in BABY POWER

    He’s innocent

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s good. Heart warming that he seems to have acquired his power legally.

    TokenBoomer, (edited ) in The Jebus Said So.

    This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.

    Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.

    AnonWyo,

    Holy Ghost?

    What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

    “And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

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