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WashedOver, in Why do it
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This photo gave me the heebee geebees… I’m left asking why and do I have claustrophobia now as a result?

Shapillon,

I’m claustrophobic and shouldn’t have seen this post before sleeping…

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

Only one way to find out

lowleveldata,

therapist?

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Two ways to find out!

LemmyKnowsBest, in Dang. I don't tip my landlord enough it seems.

Those are all perfectly normal hobbies. Wait.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Who’s got the money to tip landlords nowadays???

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My 5 year old son had the audacity to ask for a Christmas gift. So instead of buying him a new jacket because it was too cold or something 🙄 I tipped my landlord an extra $100. Best money I ever spent because they 100% deserve it 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷.

/s

gedaliyah, in Back in my day
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

For me it was a VHS of the first four episodes of the Swamp Thing animated cartoon

VicentAdultman, in Back in my day

Dude I remember getting so pumped up because of specials on Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. In high school I loved being home to catch my favourite shows.

CodexArcanum, in Why do it

I love to watch caving videos: much better for someone younger and foolhardier than me to actually do the climbing and clambering with their gopros. I’ll continue to enjoy things like air, vast open spaces, and vicarious experiences.

People take a lot of safety precautions now, reasonably, but every once in a while the cavers on YT will do something just stupid and it baffles me. “The water’s ice cold and up to my nostrils, but I really want to see where this tunnel goes! Going to turn my lamp and camera off for now to save battery, see you in a few hours!”

bulwark,

I love caving videos as well but would absolutely not do it. I like these guys videos: ActionAdventureTwins

This video is wild, they drop down like a 600’ pit in a cave. youtu.be/eULp72P0pNM?si=mi6Wc3_aMBC7Xrdy

CodexArcanum,

Im a fan as well, their videos are excellent and they often do trips with other cavers, so you can find other small channels through them if people want more “cave content.”

What trips me out is towards the end of each video where they’ll be like, “Alright, Brad is heading back so I’m going to wrap up too. We’ve been in the cave for 12 hours, probably a good time to head up.” 8+ hours of squeezing through cold, dark passages sounds like actual nightmares I’ve had!

squiblet, (edited )
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Some of the stuff describe in the spelunking journal is insane, like "okay, we'll rappel down this giant cliff, then there's a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear..." Cool to hear there's videos out there! I had never thought to look for some reason. When I went caving (around 2005), it was a 9 hour journey and my digital camera died on the 2nd photo, which sucked.

MBM,

“okay, we’ll rappel down this giant cliff, then there’s a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear…”

… I’m split between being absolutely terrified of getting stuck, and thinking what you’re describing sounds awesome

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

It is pretty awesome, really. Definitely adventurous. I'm sure for people brave, fit and unwise to enough to do it, that's an amazing experience. People do it under the ocean too. The problem is being hours down in a cave that can only be accessed by experts at rock climbing and scuba diving is just about the most remote location possible.

TORFdot0, in Back in my day

No kids these days still have that. It’s just some random film available on streaming. I’ve watched so much Trolls. Please send help, my kids won’t stop watching

volvoxvsmarla,

You need to get them hooked on something else. But be careful what you wish for because this will only give temporary relief until you start hating the new addiction and wish back the previous one. My girl went from binge rewatching a penguin cartoon to the little mole to a horribly animated newer cartoon about cats and dogs. And I fear we have reached the point at which we cannot hide or deny the existence of peppa pig any longer and I already regret dissing the kittens & puppies stuff because jfc I watched peppa pig for the first time today and I won’t be able to bear this one for the love of God

anti,

Peppa Pig is the worst thing that ever happened, and not just on TV. We had a short run of it with my younger son and it was an awful time. Now we get SpongeBob and/or Pokémon and it makes me so happy.

Loonesota,

Im sure it’s awful but it can’t be worse than Caillou…

InquisitiveFactotum,

Agree with your take on Caillou. I also always thought Dora was yelling. My daughter never seemed to mind either though. 😕

partial_accumen,

because jfc I watched peppa pig for the first time today and I won’t be able to bear this one for the love of God

Its a damn shame they only made that one. single. episode. that you watched today, right? Right?

volvoxvsmarla,

Well I doubt the accents will change, or the plots will become more elaborate or realistic, or the drawing style will change. Right?

rustydrd, (edited ) in Back in my day
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Back in the day, me and my siblings recorded movies on VHS by sitting next to the TV and starting/stopping the recording for commercial breaks. The best movies were those with only small snippets of commercials, and my most treasured movie was a nearly “clean” copy of Die Hard that I’ve watched probably somewhere between 50-100 times.

samus12345,
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GrammatonCleric, in Don't do Crunch Kids!
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Love how that Cap’n is in 4k UHD but the kids are all jpegged out 😂

GrammatonCleric, in Would you like fries with that?
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

The McWHATDIDYOUSAYTOME?

Lemminary, in Todd Hernandez has a recommendation for you

“muchísimo” 🙊

GrammatonCleric, in I use a goat
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

semiautomatic rifles are more for puncturing than cutting

Toes, in Fishing

That’s way too small

FQQD, in Choose A or B

Probably A. Gotta get that balding

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Both are balding. You are just covering up the fact that you want an infinite amount of uncles

FQQD,

No, just the balding. (How did you know?)

Cruxifux, in Choose A or B

B, and it isn’t even close.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

What about B appeals to you

FanciestPants,

Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

MightyGalhupo,

Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead

joenforcer,

To be fair, infinite rare fish also means this, maybe even more so.

platypode,
@platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also balding

Cruxifux,

It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.

Cruxifux,

I would also like to prevent a war where one possible outcome is a whole army molesting me.

lowleveldata,

I would watch that movie

Magikjak,

Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.

HonoraryMancunian,

Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart

GiveMemes, (edited )

The thing is that the universe is as far as we can tell the not infinite, just infinitely expanding. The known universe is measurable (like 46 billion light years)

Idk what that implies for the existence of open space however. Like if that is infinite or if it is somehow created.

Cruxifux,

The concept of infinite nothing is hard to fathom.

Zaphod,

If the space was infinite, we wouldn’t exist.

From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

MeatsOfRage,

Always hard and infinite uncles could be a horror movie

CoffeeJunkie,

Fuck taxes

hydrospanner,

For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
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Zozano, (edited ) in Back in my day
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Mine was Labrynth, Aladin 3 and the George Clooney Batman.

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