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Agent641, in Well now I'm disappointed too!

Looks like Richard Hammond

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Hammond you buffoonery basterd ya should’ve named yer album “highway to the manger zone”

jupyter_rain, in How to keep a man
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

v81,

Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.

JeeBaiChow,

Oh he’ll have the runs alright!

callmepk, in A long and distinguished family
@callmepk@lemmy.world avatar

They are all Cannoli to me

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

It’s cannonoli

Fizz, in How to keep a man
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Uncanny valley food.

hungryphrog,

I don’t see any food in this picture.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy, (edited ) in Northern star gang

i blocked the instagram accout that was spewing these bullshit “you get X big number money but you can’t do Y thing you already dont do for a laughably small space of time”

but it’s followed me here

Prethoryn,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Your problem is Instagram. I would know because it is an issue for me as well.

FunkyMonk, in How to keep a man

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

Agent641,

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

Jackcooper, in Northern star gang

I love these

You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion

SuckMyWang,

You get a trillion dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life breathing air 😱

Ookami38, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

Fuck my boss! Wait …

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

At least you might get a raise finally.

smuuthbrane, in If you know, you know.
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

Jimbo, (edited )
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Mmmmh yes squirt all that creamy custard in me~

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited ) in BABY POWER
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

baby power

No one can stand up to the power of babies. They shall sow chaos amongst us with their crying!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Somebody seriously needs to animate a head of Super Saiyan hair atop that little one. Haha.

RickyRigatoni, in Northern star gang
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I never use the compass app. I simply pick a direction and walk. Wherever I stop is where I truly wanted to go.

Burninator05,

A holistic traveler. You just wander and always end up wherever you’re supposed to be.

shadoh,

You know that every time I try to go Where I really wanna be It’s already where I am 'Cause I’m already there

AwkwardTurtle, in BABY POWER

That does beg the question though as to just how many babies do you need to grind up for 5lbs of baby powder?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

About 5 lbs

SkyeHarith,

You’re obviously not accounting for the processing losses in the manufacturing process.

Further since powders are usually dehydrated to some extent, I expect there to be significant moisture losses.

If we assume the baby human to be roughly similar in composition to adult humans, they are close to 70% moisture.

I think a more accurate estimate would be something in the range of 15 - 20 pounds.

Signed, Not a serial baby dehydrator.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

All true.

Imgonnatrythis, in The American mind cannot comprehend this

This looks like a fancy neighborhood. I’m guessing it’s mostly valet.

TheUsualButBlaBlaBla,

First time Dresden got called a fancy neighbourhood since 1945

TrickDacy, in Christmas day grind
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

What the fucking fuck

LemmyKnowsBest,

wdym, you didn’t tip your landlord and edge to Christmas carols before defecting to Mongolia yesterday like the rest of us did?

winterayars, in Task failed successfully?

I guarantee his death is listed as “suicide” in the official report.

kameecoding,

I mean, without context it’s hard to tell, but suicide by cops is a thing, some people take advantage of the trigger happiness of cops and make them kill them.

NENathaniel,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

This comment is elsewhere in this post with exclusively upvotes but you getting down voted for some reason lol

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“make” them

cop drops two mags into a non-threat

HE MADE ME DO IT!

reloads for a third mag

gotta be sure

SPRUNT,

“It’s coming right for us!”

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Thank you for not saying “clip”

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