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Thcdenton, in KFC chicken be shrinkin'

Its like my thumb what the fuck

over_clox,

It came from a whole 12 piece bucket of what the fuck?

Track_Shovel, in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.
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My biggest complaints are the endless prompts from stupid things like donations, the fact that there is no standardization, and that at Walmart in particular, they will have 20 of them and 6 are open.

Toes,

Or how they prompt you to sign up for a credit card and ask if you want the receipt as a sms.

I wonder if they will get the idea to show you a small video before you can checkout.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Stop that Stop that right now. I don’t need more fuckin ads

LinkOpensChest_wav,

What annoys me at Walmart and Target is how the employees are ordered to chat you up in the most phony tone possible as an obvious anti-theft measure.

The one thing self checkouts have going for them is that I don’t have to talk to a person, and they’ve taken even that from me.

“Have you heard about our five-star service?” Look, five-star service at Walmart is when no one talks to me.

zoostation,

I’ve been through Target self checkout at least 100 times and I’ve never seen that. That’s horrible.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Well, the five-star service shtick is a Walmart exclusive, but I definitely get staff at Target who are inappropriately “helpful.”

I can’t really blame the workers since I’m sure they’re ordered to do that.

Toes,

“oh my that’s a lot of soda you have there, do you need help scanning it all?”

LinkOpensChest_wav,

“No, I was planning to steal it. Can you help me with that?”

FlyingSquid,
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I know a lot of them are ordered to do it by their bosses, and I feel bad for them, but the way employees can help me find anything is when I ask them to do so. Otherwise it isn’t help, it’s just an annoyance. As I have a teenager, I have to take her to the mall sometimes and those stores are the worst at it. Sometimes the salespeople will follow you around the store trying to “help” you. And I don’t think they believe it’s because either of us are going to steal anything.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Some of those mall stores are the worst! I’ve noticed the same thing when shopping with my teenage nibling and nephew. They don’t even let you think or consider a purchase.

It’s also the number one reason I’ve stopped buying gifts at Bath and Bodyworks. If I could just look around freely, I’d be able to make a decision, but swooping down like a vulture only creates confusion and makes me shut down and leave.

Fiivemacs,

I literally ignore them. I Don’t look at them or address them. I treat them like the majority treat the homeless…hell I give homeless folks more attention then any stranger trying to talk to me.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

I now have a habit of giving as firm NO to anyone who seems like a staff member trying to 'help' me at checkout or those kiosks in the bulk type stores.

One of these days I'm going to do that out of habit when I do want help and will feel like an ass. Worth the risk though.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

The only time I need actual help is when an item is kept behind lock and key. Otherwise, even when I do need help they’re not very helpful and unable to provide any information that’s not easily accessible from their web site.

Fiivemacs,

Sir, can I see your receipt before you leave. Our corporation thinks you’re a dirtybfucking thief and we can’t be bothered to prove it or look at our own damn receipts so give us yours while we detain you - companies that don’t give two shits

prime_number_314159,

At the Walmart near me, there’s a whole set of checkout terminals intended for only a few items, but except for the absolute busiest times, they’ll put carts to block them off, including the ones in the regular self checkout area. There’s a line, but they physically remove access to some perfectly functional terminals just because.

chicken,

Maybe it’s because they still need someone to watch over the self checkout terminals, in case someone tries to scam the machine or needs an id check for alcohol or makes a mistake and needs to undo a step etc.

RickyRigatoni, in doing his own research
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

i wanna go to prairie dog town

rockSlayer,

You drive past it on the way to Devil’s Tower. If you’ve never seen a prairie dog before, you’ll absolutely love it

Lemmygizer,

Ok, what if I have seen a prairie dog and think they are one of the cutest animals around?

rockSlayer,

You’ll definitely get a kick out of it, but the reason it’s called prairie dog town is because it’s just plain natural habitat for the adorable little things. You can get a bit more info about prairie dogs at the devil’s tower visitor center

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol what? I will get more info about Prairie Dogs at Devils Tower then I will out of “prairie dog town”?!?

rockSlayer,

Yep lol it’s all part of the same national park!

Track_Shovel,
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I’m prarire dogging right now

myslsl, in Especially with a real one!

These are not mutually exclusive. Believe in yourself.

HerbalGamer,
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Someone call Xzibit

Mandy, in How to keep a man

*for the rest of his life

FirstWizardZorander,

Measured in minutes

Metal_Zealot, in Someone been stealing ideas
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

AND, Girl child is especially fucking annoying!

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

How dare you insult the edwards!!! There might be a army of weebs invading your house in the next week…

Hossenfeffer, in A long and distinguished family
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Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.

over_clox,

They forgot one.

BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)

postmateDumbass, in A long and distinguished family

Hotpockets and Poptarts but

No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

CanadianCarl,

A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

postmateDumbass,

Well i chose correctly then. Yay.

numberfour002, in KFC chicken be shrinkin'

Based on the size and proportions of this, I’m guessing this is a drumette and not a drumstick. But, I’m also I’m not sure a photo of a single piece of chicken from a single order is really evidence of much of anything.

EatYouWell,

They have bone in wings now, and this is definitely one of them.

activ8r,

… Are you telling me you don’t usually have bones in wings?

over_clox,

It’s not a wing.

numberfour002,

It’s not a “usually” thing, but yes there are bone-in and boneless (aka de-boned) chicken wings available in the USA. It’s quite common for establishments, especially fast food or convenience restaurants, to offer both options but not all places offer both.

The higher quality boneless wings are typically made from drumettes like the piece in OPs picture above, but with the meat pulled off the bone. It’s often cut into “nuggets”, breaded, and deep fried. Sometimes other cuts of meat are used, though, like the breast.

The lower quality boneless wings are usually just barely more than ground up chicken parts mixed with binding agents, similar to mass produced chicken nuggets but usually not quite as uniform in shape and texture. Basically one step up from “pink slime” or chicken dough based nuggets.

over_clox, (edited )

Thank you for your comment.

That was definitely with bone. And so pitiful we wondered if the chickens were even fed.

over_clox,

That’s not a wing, that’s a drumstick. Can confirm, not only did I take the photo, I also ate it.

EatYouWell,

Yeah, no. It’s a wing that got mixed into your order, like getting a fry in your onion rings.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence, especially at places where the employees aren’t paid enough to give a fuck.

over_clox,

Except the order was a 12 piece legs and thighs. Was no accident that they gave us 6 of these janky wannabe ‘legs’.

BleatingZombie,

I’m completely with you. I got KFC (just breasts and legs) and these were the legs I got. My only explanation is that the other comments in this thread are right and we got scammed because it’s “close enough”

over_clox,

I’m gathering that as well, and we should all take this knowledge and spread the news.

EatYouWell,

It’s also possible that it’s a case of the employees not giving a fuck. Otherwise KFC would have to be buying pullets from the poultry farmers, which doesn’t make much sense from a financial standpoint for either side.

Regardless, I highly doubt it’s intentional.

I_Fart_Glitter,

The drummette is the chickens “upper arm.” The wing part you’re used to with the two thin bones is the chicken’s forearm, the tip is like the hand. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b5af3b6b-bb16-42e1-a46f-4ea1e676cffa.webp

over_clox,

Oh? Then it most definitely was not a drumette, it really was a tiny ass drumstick. It was not cut in such a way as to be a drumette.

Modern_medicine_isnt, in Plummeting interest rate

I don’t play these games, but my kids do. And I am thinking (as a man), why wouldn’t I want my character to be a hot girl. If I an going to spend hundreds of hours staring at an ass, I would rather it be a hot girl ass.

gens,

I played 3d peron games (not online). Always picked girl for that reason. Never mattered because i’d end up focusing on the game.

krakenx,

That’s legit the reason why Lara Croft is the star of Tomb Raider.

billwashere,

Well shit… 🤯

v4ld1z, (edited )
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

If your main goal is just to create a character that looks as lewd as possible, that’s a little sus in my books. Preferences and all that, I know, but do we really need to add to the already prevalent objectification of women?

Edit: God forbid you actually question your actions, thoughts, and beliefs

Secret300,
Slovene,

Found Anita Sarkeesian.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Huh?

emergencyfood,

Xiangling (the character OP is playing) is (in)famously meta, since she is easy to get, easy to play and very overpowered. All National and International teams revolve around her, and even random teams splash her because she’s just so good.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Except… It’s not a woman, it is an object. It’s not real.

Your inability to separate the real from the make-believe is more than a little sus.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I will be one of the first people in line to call out someone for objectifying women, but these are cartoon women. I really don’t think it’s a big deal. I really think it’s okay to ogle a fictional ass. It’s not my thing, but it doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s a victimless crime.

JackbyDev,

Where did you get “create a character that looks as lewd as possible” from “hot girl ass?”

someacnt_,

Yea sounds like quite a stretch, but the criticism fits on most shitty gacha games which admit stupid customizations.

crashoverride,

If I have the choice, I like to have my protagonist as a woman because it’s just you know different from the norm. Like I chose a female shepherd in Mass effect and now I can’t see that character as anything but a badass woman.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Dude, I feel you. I did the same. I didn’t do it for the looks tho, which is what I was pointing to specifically.

Hyperlon,

What if I liked to make my female character as funny as possible because that’s what I find attractive, Is that objectifying them? What if I made them red headed for that reason, is that objectifying them? Objectifying is to treat a woman like an object. Liking a particular type of woman is your preference, not an objectification of women.

Modern_medicine_isnt,

I’m was right there with you a few years ago. My daughter plays, and I was sure to point out how it was catering to male fantasy and all that. But then I took her to some conventions she asked to go to. Do you know what I saw. More women then men.
And there was a space of computers that people could stop and play genshin and the like. Again more women then men. And the women were all playing genshin while the guys were playing games with more zoomed out interactions. It turns out that women are a big part of the reason for the intricate costumes on female characters and such. I still don’t know what really to make of it all, but I do know my first impression of a game just objectifying women for male pleasure is not accurate. And don’t get me started on the female cosplayers at these conventions.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Thanks for taking the time to write out a response. I think it might depend on the game and some games are probably “better” examples of what I meant. As long as it’s equal for both male as well as female characters, I don’t mind at all since that would be equality then. But in a game like Monster Hunter, some armour sets are just quite… exposing. Like, you’re fighting giant monsters, dragons and what not, but it’s probably a good idea to run around with an exposed chest and legs whilst the rest being covered by armour. The definition of armour is really loose then, I feel like.

As long as the armour/outfit fits in with the game world, I don’t mind too much since you can come up with lore reasons for why a certain piece of clothing or armour is designed the way it is. However, there certainly examples of both where it’s quite obvious that they’ve been designed for the male gaze first and foremost.

Modern_medicine_isnt,

Totally agree. Viva la dirt does some great and hilarious videos about female armor in games. And some games really go overboard. I just found that it wasn’t as one dimensional as I originally thought.

v4ld1z, (edited )
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Thanks for not just downvoting, appreciate it.

For sure! It’s a tough line to walk sometimes. I guess I’d rather be a little more cautious personally. I wasn’t trying to attack anyone - just voicing my thoughts. Didn’t excpect this comment to be received as negatively as it was.

Happy holidays 🎄

TopRamenBinLaden,

Eh sometimes people just see a downvote and they all pile on. I thought your comment was very reasonable and added to the conversation so I undid one of them, even though I don’t necessarily agree with it. Keep doing you friend. Happy holidays!

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Appreciate it. Care to share your thoughts?

Modern_medicine_isnt,

I’ve always thought we should have two types of vote. Agree/disagree and something about quality. I like to see opinions I don’t agree with. It is valuable info and makes things less of an ech chamber. But the internet is the internet.

Happy holidays to you to.

Roderik,
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

I agree with you as well. Thought your comment was sane and reasonable. No clue why you were being downvoted to oblivion.

And then the bloke who says he’d rather create a female character, because he prefers to stare at her arse for hours.

Man, like, if one is that horny you’re better off climaxing to something else—if you catch my drift.

Happy holidays bud!

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Exactly! Why does everything have to be sexual at all times in games? Male gaze is a thing, and it’s kind of shocking that people are so seemingly ignorant about it. Just go watch porn lmao

🙏🏻

Modern_medicine_isnt,

It really was just a joke. But at the same time it doesn’t have to be about being horny or climaxing. Aside from any teenagers present most of us don’t get a hard on just from seeing a pretty girl. It can still be more pleasing for us to look at a pretty girl (if that is what we prefer) without getting horny.

Roderik, (edited )
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

It really was just a joke.

All good. Hard to tell when it’s just text.

It can still be more pleasing for us to look at a pretty girl (if that is what we prefer) without getting horny.

You do you. Certainly not shaming. Still, I do find everything is being sexualised nowadays;

Ads, thumbnails, films, music, video games—almost the entire internet. Ever tried scrolling through All on Lemmy or Reddit? Won’t take long for you to find erotica or something of the likes. YouTube and Twitch are even worse. Women creating content whilst partially showing and thousands of men throwing a bunch of money at them—or time for that matter (which gets them ad revenue). Not much different from OF if you ask me.

The problem is you can’t escape it. And it’s affecting children as well. They see all of it and think it’s normal. Take a glance at TikTok and you’ll understand.

In the end, I’d rather play a game for its story and gameplay instead of playing it for the “boobs and vags”. There is enough of that already.

Modern_medicine_isnt,

Yeah, it really is everywhere. I am constantly telling my daughter that it isn’t normal. I personally don’t play those types of games either. I am more satisfactory, portal and such type games. I only know about them because my kids play and I pay attention to what they play. I am only a year or so away from having to explain how fake porn is. I don’t know if the schools discuss that or not, but they probably should given how easy it is to access, and how many parents don’t want to talk about it.

emergencyfood,

Regarding Genshin’s large female audience, (1) there are a lot of hot male characters, (2) its two sister games have a lot of gay / lesbian characters, and therefore a large LGBT fanbase, and (3) the Genshin community is (relatively) friendly and casual, since there is no PvP.

sighofannoyance, in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

Here I was thinking this was a scheme to prep me for gambling addiction and one armed bandits.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

They had those as well, actual toy slot machines.

sighofannoyance,
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

😂 😅

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The slots were where you put a quarter, and the gambling was you might get a tiny pair of handcuffs or a couple of those dinosaur foam pills; you didn’t know which.

son_named_bort,

That’s what Chuck E. Cheese is for.

Exusia, in Someone been stealing ideas
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

The ONE similarity lmao

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They’re both animated.

Bam. Two similarities.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

You got me occifer!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Bebop crew always talks down to Faye. That makes her the Meg Griffin of the show.

Old grey haired dude obsessed with Spike and Chris.

It’s pretty obvious Family Guy is a Bebop adaptation for American audiences. Fox Studio just made a few tweaks.

sagrotan, in Gastronomical Masterpiece
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

GOOD soy sauce, not that brown salt water they sell everywhere as “soy sauce”. The wasabi situation is even worse.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Good soy sauce is a must.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So Kikkoman?

x4740N, (edited ) in Gastronomical Masterpiece
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

Treczoks,

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

Manifish_Destiny,

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

CoolGirl586,

Ketchup rice is a Japanese dish. www.chopstickchronicles.com/ketchup-rice/#recipe

minyakcurry,

That’s fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

stackPeek,
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

Fried rice, not normal rice

ringwraithfish,

And who determined steamed rice is “normal” rice.

Ricist!

mondo_brondo,

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

frunch,

Have you ever American though?

mondo_brondo,

Yes

frunch,

A man of culture, i see

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

A few times. Fantastic marbling but ironically not very good with ketchup.

titter,

I like white rice with cheddar cheese and ketchup. Best to cube your cheese up from a block and put it on last with the ketchup so it doesn’t melt.

You should see how i make tea.

Lucidlethargy,

Lol, we really don’t do this. But it’s fun to fuck with people.

sock,

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

MindSkipperBro12,

Don’t knock it till you try it.

hydrospanner,

Only all-season radials.

We got standards, you know.

Jaysyn,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

I've never seen a fellow citizen that was older than 9 eat rice w/ ketchup.

It's butter, salt & black pepper in the southern USA, at least.

tacosplease,

Haha I don’t know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

root_beer,

Hell, burgers are the only thing I’d consider it for, and even then I’ll look for something else first more often than not

Kusimulkku,

That’s the joke

MashedTech,

Agreed

Yearly1845,

Have you never tried it? It’s quite good, though I haven’t done it since I was a child.

tacosplease,

As a kid I used to eat ketchup on baked potatoes. Probably not bad, but it still grosses me out to think about it.

Ranch dressing was another good one for baked potatoes. I’m not interested in that now either, but ranch feels much more respectable than ketchup.

FeatherConstrictor,

Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

someguy3, in It's finally over.

Tunnel, duck!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Something_Complex,

No, that’s a duck tunel

explodicle,

Yeah but it’s filled with tunnel ducks

Something_Complex, (edited )

Ok so the tunel ducks have to duck when going through the duck tunel

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